1. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 10:51AM EST | |
And since I have been in the new house, I have received a handful of packages from some kind and generous brothers. I feel like the cosmic scales are out of balance. So I packed up a little sumpin' for transport.
I am out of practice... so I forgot to include a note. Something along the lines of what DocRKS used to tell me when he sent me a package.
"I sent this because I felt like it. Return fire is neither required, nor desired. Should you feel the urge to retaliate, simply pay it forward to another deserving brother."
So... Torpedo 1 is launching in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... |
2. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 11:12AM EST | |
Golly, I hope you didn't include a return address ya hermit. |
3. Author: danmdevries | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 11:22AM EST | |
deadeyedick wrote:Golly, I hope you didn't include a return address ya hermit. I hope he did. I've been trying to get it for years. Someone's gotta let it slip. |
4. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 12:15PM EST | |
just say “NO” to dǐck cancer! |
5. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 12:21PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:just say “NO” to dǐck cancer! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!! Post office said it should be there Saturday. I got a tracking number, but then it would ruin the surprise. |
6. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 12:24PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!! Post office said it should be there Saturday. I got a tracking number, but then it would ruin the surprise. Well, you haven't "sent a package" in a long time...and we ALL KNOW what THAT means! |
7. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 1:40PM EST | |
https://youtu.be/pG0yq2ATWbc?si=SIgWDGTwD82ySB7H |
8. Author: rfenst | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 2:39PM EST | |
danmdevries wrote:I hope he did. I've been trying to get it for years. Someone's gotta let it slip. We can get it from his county property records. He ran but can't hide. |
9. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 4:17PM EST | |
rfenst wrote:We can get it from his county property records. He ran but can't hide. Well there we go! Robert, you have my total support on this kinda, sorta subversive method of getting MACS’ addy. And of course, I’ll support your distribution of that information too. How soon do you estimate before you’ll be able to get it? Operators are standing by. |
10. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 5:35PM EST | |
This is some next level type stalking. |
11. Author: corey sellers | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 6:07PM EST | |
I should have followed your ass home . Hehe |
12. Author: corey sellers | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 6:08PM EST | |
Don’t tell Anthony!!!!!! Hahahaha |
13. Author: corey sellers | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 6:08PM EST | |
Sorry I had to |
14. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 7:03PM EST | |
Weird, I usually just text subcontractors for help with a prepaid cellphone when I need info. |
15. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 9:42PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:Weird, I usually just text subcontractors for help with a prepaid cellphone when I need info. You rang.................... |
16. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 9:47PM EST | |
Whistlebritches wrote:You rang.................... nearly two months, Ron. not a word since Opening Day! You never wrote. You didn't call. Your mother and I were worried sick! |
17. Author: Abrignac | Date: Wed, 5/15/2024, 10:13PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Don’t tell Anthony!!!!!! Hahahaha I had absolutely nothing to do with anyone getting his address. Sure I have it as it was needed to go to his home so we could go fishing. But, he asked me not to give it out and I gave him my word that I wouldn’t. If I give my word I stand by it, no ifs, buts or ands. In fact I’ve been on these boards for about 12 years now and I can say with confidence that I have never gone back on my word to anyone here. On the other hand Shawn gave his address to at least three other people. Two of who are known to had led bombing campaigns. One of them is known to keep a spreadsheet of addresses. Do the math. |
18. Author: corey sellers | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 6:35AM EST | |
Calm down brother I was not accusing you of doing anything . I was just picking at you. |
19. Author: Abrignac | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 8:07AM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Calm down brother I was not accusing you of doing anything . I was just picking at you. All good here. Just a bit sensitive regarding that. Shawn and his wonderful wife have hosted me four times over the years. Twice when I flew out to California to go fishing off Morrow Bay, Shawn picked me up at the airport in San Diego. Another time before they moved from California I was passing near them in my truck and Shawn picked me up from a Walmart where I parked my rig overnight. The last time was to go fishing in Jacksonville. I consider both him and her to be two of the nicest and most gracious people I’ve ever met. Sure Shawn can seem a bit opinionated here. We all are. But in person he is a true joy to hang out with. As soon as I’ve been at my new job long enough to take some time off I hope to return the favor and host him and his lovely wife if she would like to come for a giant yellowfin tuna fishing trip over here. As such it does rub me a bit to be accused of breaking my word to him. |
20. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 9:22AM EST | |
All good. I know who done me dirty.
I'm over it. |
21. Author: Cheno | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 9:42AM EST | |
MACS wrote:All good. I know who done me dirty.
I'm over it. So that means you should share the addy with everyone now. For Christmas cards and stuff |
22. Author: corey sellers | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 10:13AM EST | |
No just me .
Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time. |
23. Author: Cheno | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 10:51AM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:No just me .
Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time. Don't forget to follow him home for his addy if you don't get it! |
24. Author: jeebling | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 7:43PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:No just me .
Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time. You’re getting a little Broke Back mountain here, and I mean no offense to Z when I say that. |
25. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 7:49PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:nearly two months, Ron. not a word since Opening Day!
You never wrote. You didn't call.
Your mother and I were worried sick! Sorry dad..........tell mumsie I said hey |
26. Author: frankj1 | Date: Thu, 5/16/2024, 8:45PM EST | |
screw mumsie. |
27. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 6:14AM EST | |
Jeebs you like camping? Z will be glad to take you |
28. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 2:12PM EST | |
FIRE TWO!
Torpedo two has left the tube.
*Big Sigh*
That feels better. |
29. Author: Abrignac | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 2:57PM EST | |
MACS wrote:FIRE TWO!
Torpedo two has left the tube.
*Big Sigh*
That feels better. I’m sure those fish are running true and strong. Someone’s battleship is going to be sunk. |
30. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 3:38PM EST | |
Good lord , You feel better now brother . |
31. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 4:19PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Good lord , You feel better now brother . I do. A little. Folks been smackin' me around like the fat kid on the playground. Just tryna do my part to keep the love flowin' around here. No homo. |
32. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 4:27PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:screw mumsie. I'm telling her.........you better go fluff up the dog house Pops |
33. Author: Cheno | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 4:33PM EST | |
MACS wrote:I do. A little.
Folks been smackin' me around like the fat kid on the playground. Just tryna do my part to keep the love flowin' around here.
No homo. Whoever you smack deserves it |
34. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 4:35PM EST | |
Iffin you need me to help out I will be glad to smack someone. Got my eyes on one right now . Just done a little smacking today myself and it felt good . |
35. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 9:57PM EST | |
Whistlebritches wrote:I'm telling her.........you better go fluff up the dog house Pops this is why you can nevah leave me here alone again! |
36. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 5/17/2024, 11:51PM EST | |
MACS wrote: I haven't sent a package for a long while
Papa always has a package to send. Still trying to find a carrier who can handle it… |
37. Author: delta1 | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 6:20PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:screw mumsie. oh my!!! and now I'm regretful about the vitriol I directed at the miscreants who called you a dirty mofo... |
38. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 7:07PM EST | |
Loose lips sink porches!
Purty sure a torpedo just hit me. Whether #1 or #2 I cannot say.
Many thanks for the housewarming bombing, Shawn. I'll get the carnage posted soon for those of you who are entertained by such things |
39. Author: danmdevries | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 7:11PM EST | |
Oowee |
40. Author: MACS | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 7:12PM EST | |
You are most welcome, sir. Congrats on the new digs!
Enjoy it in good health.
The second one lands Monday. |
41. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 7:44PM EST | |
^
This guy is suspicious and conniving (in a good way) |
42. Author: jeebling | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 9:34PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Iffin you need me to help out I will be glad to smack someone. Got my eyes on one right now . Just done a little smacking today myself and it felt good . Stay off of those illicit sites, you’ll be smacking it every day before you know it. |
43. Author: jeebling | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 9:35PM EST | |
MACS wrote:FIRE TWO!
Torpedo two has left the tube.
*Big Sigh*
That feels better. Two words brother…courtesy flush |
44. Author: jeebling | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 9:37PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Jeebs you like camping? Z will be glad to take you Ahhhh….no |
45. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 11:36PM EST | |
Ok, so I gots a
Warped Chinchalle Olivia Serie V Melanio FSG Intensa Caldwell L&F Holy Braille H. Upmann by AJF Warped Gran Reserva 1988 AF Cuban Belicoso AF Don Carlos No 4 AF not sure. Maybe the regular line Viaje white label mystery smoke
And to freshen my breath after these fine smokes, a bottle of Eagle Rare 10yr Kentucky Bourbon
Thanks again. Some good'uns and some new ones to try. Good times is ahead |
46. Author: Palama | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 11:48PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:Ok, so I gots a
Warped Chinchalle Olivia Serie V Melanio FSG Intensa Caldwell L&F Holy Braille H. Upmann by AJF Warped Gran Reserva 1988 AF Cuban Belicoso AF Don Carlos No 4 AF not sure. Maybe the regular line Viaje white label mystery smoke
And to freshen my breath after these fine smokes, a bottle of Eagle Rare 10yr Kentucky Bourbon
Thanks again. Some good'uns and some new ones to try. Good times is ahead Niiiiiiiicccccceeeeee! So whose fake return address did MACS use? |
47. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 11:52PM EST | |
City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway |
48. Author: Palama | Date: Sat, 5/18/2024, 11:54PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway Men of morals and principles. |
49. Author: MACS | Date: Sun, 5/19/2024, 6:39AM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway You, sir... have been entrusted with a Top Secret SCI clearance (sensitive compartmented information). |
50. Author: delta1 | Date: Sun, 5/19/2024, 6:51PM EST | |
MACS proves the old adage: " Bombing someone to a pulp is like riding a bike" |