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I pay well for old cigars and do not own a shpo
andytv Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
the cigsmoke one was before this.

He was the dork who was bitchin 'cause he didn't get a free cutter, then started getting lippy with all of the "well-wishers".
snowwolf777 Offline
#52 Posted:
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Posts: 4,082
Like curling up with an old, favorite book. Just never get tired of the classics.
03screw Offline
#53 Posted:
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Posts: 2,428
I wonder if he owns a shpo by now??
Thom Offline
#54 Posted:
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Posts: 6,117
What do y'all "shpoes" happend to this guy? ha ha ha
MACS Offline
#55 Posted:
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This wasn't the thread though. Which one had him owning the shpo and reporting back 3 times a week??

THAT one was funny!
rasdas Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 4,716
See..i thought there was another one...but then i didnt...and now that MAC(SW) says it does...i am back to believing that there is one before...
tuckersdad777 Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 07-14-2005
Posts: 1,105
Listen you guys, he does have a shpo, I sold him mine. And I sold him my entire stock of 1844's to go with his museum of old cigars. I'm now sending him some Perdomo 2's, the second cigar ever made, for his shpo.
andytv Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
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I think some of these threads got yanked.
Seth Gekko Offline
#59 Posted:
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Posts: 2,311
Yeah, there was another one . . . . where he claimed to be a lawyer . . . .
CWFoster Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
I remember that too!
adroomi Offline
#61 Posted:
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Posts: 10,143
Topped for WJM!
adroomi Offline
#62 Posted:
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TBWCW Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 11-29-2006
Posts: 4,243
Thanks!
CWFoster Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
I'm thinking about opening a shpo here on Guam!
TBWCW Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 11-29-2006
Posts: 4,243
I was thinking about opening one here up until I discovered that I'm about the only person in Fiji who smokes cigars.
Baron Porthos Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2005
Posts: 3,251
Fiji, Guam, and brianne sucks all shpoless
elp007 Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2005
Posts: 4,657
what's a Shpo??
billreif Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2003
Posts: 1,430
Be careful, I don't think were supposed
to be talkin about the shpo's anymore.

I don't want you to get Slim-slapped or worse.

Keep it on the down-low
but my shpo broke just last month.































andytv Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
wjm.......

open one anyway...........and export Cubans!
snowwolf777 Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
For Bloody. With winter approaching, I often go back to "the classics" for my reading. Hemingway by the fire. Briannesucks for my cigar boards. And there's always the group where one of the classics is new to them.
drksdbubba Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 04-29-2006
Posts: 1,776
Damn this thing is 2 years old , so where this thing been in the Cold Case Files?
So did anyone find out whats a "shpo"?
Was his/her name brian-ne-sucks or brianne sucks or maybe it was miss spelled an was suppose to be "brain ne sucks" an sucks WHAT .
An WTH was it he had to be protected from beetles ?
Maybe back in 04 protected was street slang for something else ( just dont as me what )
Anyway thanks for toppping this so us newbies could read it .
Semper Fi Bryan (Bubba)
bloody spaniard Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
LOL!@ my buddy Wolf!
Some classics are better left unopened. Hope he found his "old" cigars.

Bubba, The shpo fella came and went after a couple of posts- probably under the influence at the time and then realized his stupidity the following morning.


Wonder what happened to Ohio Gal and the other gal with the poodle skirt?
Their threads were funny too!

richard wharton Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 08-09-2006
Posts: 481
AH the smell of fresh blood is in the water,
go gettem sharks, sure glad it's not me this time.
BikerBob1961 Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2004
Posts: 2,883
What is a SHPO?

The SHPO: The Act establishes the responsibilities of State Historic Preservation Officers, or "SHPO's,"
the State officials who administer the national historic preservation program at the State level. Each
SHPO is responsible for developing a statewide plan for preservation, surveying to identify historic
properties, nominating properties to the National Register, providing technical assistance to Federal,
State, and local agencies and the public, participating in the review of Federal undertakings that affect
historic properties, helping local governments become certified to participate in the program, and other
activities (See "What is a SHPO?").

OR

The State Historic Preservation Office (SHPO)

The State Historic Preservation Office (SHPO), a division of Arizona State Parks, is responsible for the identification, evaluation, and protection of Arizona's prehistoric and historic cultural resources. The SHPO staff represents various areas of expertise, including history, prehistoric and historic archaeology, historical architecture, and grants management. The programs and services provided by this staff are diverse and meet a range of needs within the public and private sectors of Arizona.

Here is a list of SHPO's
http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/shpolist.htm

so thats a shpo who knew,lol.
jpotts Offline
#75 Posted:
Joined: 06-14-2006
Posts: 28,811
I'd just like to know exactly "how" the shpo's "protect" him. What? Do they throw themselves out in front of threatening objects as he walks around town?

Another one for the "phsst...hey buddy" collection/
billyc Offline
#76 Posted:
Joined: 07-04-2005
Posts: 211
Aaaaaaaahhhhh...!
I thought a Shpo was a french hat....
Show's how much I know.
Sardious Offline
#77 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2006
Posts: 1,869
Heere is my guesses. He like old cigars and the padron aniversary. Well that is cool, so does every cigar smoker I know. He does not own a shop. I'll bet most of us here do not. How is not owning a shop a bragging point? I'd say something like. Hookers I own all sorts of old cigars and PAM's and a shop. I make money off this, not just spend. I protect my customers from.....well that does not matter it sounds cool! I I own a Sherpa, from the mountains, for reals a sherpa guide!

Sadly this guy bragged about being the victim of wanting Padrons and "old" cigars and paying so much since he did not own a shop that the local shops protected him from price lists and the internet to ensure that $50 spot per PAM single. Wierd thing is is seemed to brag about being the victim
Charlie Offline
#78 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
What happened to the idiot that started this pos!?!?!?

Charlie
teedubbya Offline
#79 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I heard he changed his name to 02

lol
Charlie Offline
#80 Posted:
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Posts: 39,751
Not again? LOL

Charlie
blackdog2000 Offline
#81 Posted:
Joined: 05-23-2006
Posts: 519
That's a pretty good one...I haven't been around that long.
Too bad he didn't stick around and argue the fine points of his convictions with y'all.
andytv Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
^
jackconrad Offline
#83 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
32. Author: andytv Date: 04/15/2007 02:43 PM Reply
dallas shpo ownerns protect me!


MYSTERY SOLVED !!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#84 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
ahhhh HA!
rcfl Offline
#85 Posted:
Joined: 12-15-2004
Posts: 159
Ah, the classics never die.
engletl Offline
#86 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
I love this one.

Glad it got topped again.

Todd
rkdub Offline
#87 Posted:
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Posts: 734
Now who is Brianne?
SteveS Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
who knows? ... more accurately, who cares? ...
this was the first (and last) post he or she ever made ...
donutboy2000 Offline
#89 Posted:
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Posts: 25,000
He is 37 years old, single, a computer geek, and lives in his mother's basement.
jackconrad Offline
#90 Posted:
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SEE 83
blackdog2000 Offline
#91 Posted:
Joined: 05-23-2006
Posts: 519
charming...
wish he would sign back on
CBOB Offline
#92 Posted:
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Posts: 5,319
This explains a lot.

http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/shpolist.htm
8trackdisco Offline
#93 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
This thread still makes me smile.
CBOB Offline
#94 Posted:
Joined: 04-13-2004
Posts: 5,319
Here's a real bona fide Cigar SHPO in Florida!

http://historic.alachua.fl.us/floridahistory/sarasota/infosys/browse_detail.php?SITEID=SA00414
andytv Offline
#95 Posted:
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^^^^^
Mr. Jones Offline
#96 Posted:
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^ Thanks for the laugh Andy. I wish he would have responded at least just once... Then we could've had two times the laughs!
andytv Offline
#97 Posted:
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If I recall correctly briannesucks DID have another post and it got pretty hilarious........I think the thread was yanked though.
erkwgz Offline
#98 Posted:
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Yep...There was another thread even funnier than this one.
erkwgz Offline
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