From a n00bs perspective
1st day
Arrive
meet n greet
Start drinking (this continues throughout)
Start smoking cigars (this continues throughout as well)
Eat (see above 2)
Get bombed by his vet
Returns fire
Have a hard time sorting out erv n tuck
(My name`s Erv beotch!)
Hear all the legendary stories and later witness some as they occur
Be amazed that FGM is playing clash of the clans on his phone
Sleep on the smallest couch the first night.
2nd day
Start drinkin at 9 am (this will bite my azz later)
Helps blu (jeff) with cookin some amazing kick azz food
Welcome 2nd day arrivals
Introduce self to 2nd day arrivals
Meets joan, who`s a b*tch (she had it tatooed on her neck, if neone can claim to be a b*tch, it's her)
Hear more stories (including one about a shirtless barry)
Forgets to pace self and takes a four hour nap thus missing 4 hours of history. Also will never hear the end of it for the rest of his days
Continues to be in awe at meeting cbid folklore in person
Watches da general drunk dial other cbid FOGs using fgm`s phone
Upgrades to the upstairs couch
3rd day
Learns to pace himself
Attempts to go fishing with barry. Ends up "jumping" in the lake to save barry. Also drowns his phone in the process.
Witnesses "shirtless barry"
Catches bass
Attends hhc
Watches erv drink a jar of vinegar
Sees one of cbids finest t33bone tuck, being honored as the herf hit
Gets unexpected hits from some FOGs
Watches erv get drunk and pass out
Has joker buy him in for poker
Say farewells to early departees
Some more drunk dialing by da general
4th day
Group photo
Clean up
Say more farewells
Depart the hollowed grounds
From a FOGs perspective
Drink
Smoke
Eat
Sleep
Repeat
All mixed with an assortment of guns, fishing, and poker
I've probably left out a whole bunch of stuff which I'm sure others will fill in. Overall, it was an awesome time, an experience that I will never forget.