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Whut kinda condums do u uze?
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 3:15 PM EST
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Catsoup? Mayerknees? Mosturds?
kombat96 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 3:38 PM EST
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DE condum called muwat
dharbolt Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 3:54 PM EST
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Lambskin
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 4:56 PM EST
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What are condoms?
stogiemonger Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 5:45 PM EST
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After some thought, I couldn't think of a way to respond and include "cigars" in my response.

Wrong forum fog! fog
fishinguitarman Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 5:47 PM EST
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Your pen!s is shaped like a petite cigar......better?
stogiemonger Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 5:56 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Your pen!s is shaped like a petite cigar......better?

You didn't have to go and tell everyone. Sheesh!
sd72 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 5:56 PM EST
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Magnums
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 6:03 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
Magnums






and then you woke up....Liar
Abrignac Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 6:11 PM EST
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I'm 1/8 Sioux, so I ride bareback.
bdrizzle Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 8:49 PM EST
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I actually want to know this. I need protection! 3 kids are enough!
danmdevries Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 9:00 PM EST
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Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.
erjaq Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 9:35 PM EST
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What am I, a sailor?
wheelrite Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 9:59 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.


Is Mustard is a good organic lube ?
TheSmokensip Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jul 26 2014, 10:02 PM EST
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Been so long i can't even remember.
tonygraz Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2014, 2:41 PM EST
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Seconds- they extends the excitement.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2014, 4:18 PM EST
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I took a hepatitis test.

I got an A a B and 2 C's, scoreboard!
QMPASH Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2014, 4:43 AM EST
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Condoms??? That's like taking a bath while wearing your socks. Sarcasm
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2014, 7:14 AM EST
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Get snipped. A week, or less, of hell for a lifetime of pleasure.
Buckwheat Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2014, 7:21 AM EST
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bdrizzle wrote:
I actually want to know this. I need protection! 3 kids are enough!


Snip, Snip time! fog
madspackler Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2014, 8:17 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Snip, Snip time! fog


They have gift certificates for that too. My siblings and I all chipped in and gave one to my brother after he had his fifth child ten months after his fourth.
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