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QMPASH Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:40 AM EST
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Two weeks or so ago I got a bunch of different cigars from C-bid. Amongst them was a fiver of Padrons. I put all of them down after opening up the box they were packed in and a short time later, I put all the cigars in the humi, or at least I thought I did. (Maybe some of you know where this is going.)
Later, when I was looking for the Padrons I couldn't find them. I asked my wife. No, she didn't see them. I looked all over where they might be and even in places where they shouldn't be and still, I couldn't find them. Yesterday we (my wife and I) found them. Somehow, my cat (Eddie) had taken the Padrons out of the bunch of cigars I had on the table while we weren't looking. Why he picked the Padrons out of all the cigars I had on the table I couldn't tell you, but he has his own brand of logic which we do not understand. Apparantly, for the last two weeks or so, he has been playing with my fiver of Padrons and managing to keep it out of our view. Yesterday he slipped up and, when we found his "stash", you can just imagine what they looked like. I have been thinking of killing him by giving him some Puros Indios, but my wife wouldn't let me do that because it would be too cruel.
Anyone have any suggestions???? whip
danmdevries Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:43 AM EST
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Cacman I'm sure will be in soon to offer advice.

Cats are terrible people
bs_kwaj Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:45 AM EST
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Poor kitty kat.

It isn't his fault. The human should have had better control over loose stuff laying around in a cat's house.

Angel
shaun341 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:51 AM EST
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Your cat has good taste in cigars at least!
Burner02 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:53 AM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
Why he picked the Padrons out of all the cigars I had on the table I couldn't tell you
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Everyone likes Padrons. Gonz
danmdevries Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:58 AM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
Everyone likes Padrons. Gonz


Hmm.
stinger88 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:44 AM EST
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Sorry but that is some funny s$&@! Never trust a cat.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:47 AM EST
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put him under a trash can and make him smoke them all.... Mellow
Plowboy221 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:48 AM EST
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Cats are azzholes that like to play with cigars and boxes. Had something similar happen to me once I somehow dropped a cigar out of my humidor and couple hours later I noticed one of the cats playing with it. It didn't work for me but, you could always use I "accidentally" left the door open and the cat got out.
chazbo Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:52 AM EST
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Suggestion, take the bands from the Padrons and put the on the Puros Indios. Let them rest in the humi for awhile then fire on up. You won't buy anymore Padrons.
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 8:11 AM EST
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Maybe the Padron blend includes a bit of catnip ?
stogiemonger Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 8:45 AM EST
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It's a conspiracy developed by Exquisicat Crystals in order to get revenge on hatin' C-bidders, for bad press.


There could be no other rational explanation.
cacman Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 10:17 AM EST
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At least your cat has good taste LOL!!!
Quit using KL in your humi - duh!!!!

Buy your cat some catnip. Fill a small toy mouse or sock with the catnip. Your cat will love you for it and not bother with your cigars again.
Blow some smoke in your cats face. That'll fix him.
TIGERCDW Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:15 PM EST
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Get Kitty some.

http://www.petsmart.com/cat/toys/petlinks-catnip-stogie-cigar-cat-toy-zid36-11722/cat-36-catid-200099

It would be cheaper than the Padron's.

TIGER
99cobra2881 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:46 PM EST
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Which padrons?
robertsccr5 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:18 PM EST
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You now have some decent Padron pipe baccy.
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:54 PM EST
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Sad, sad, sad
desolbones Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 10:05 PM EST
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Never understood why anyone would inject a paintball with Nair....now I have a possibility.
kombat96 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 10:58 PM EST
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Suggest you stop using kitty litter in your humi.
QMPASH Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 8:19 AM EST
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cacman wrote:
At least your cat has good taste LOL!!!
Quit using KL in your humi - duh!!!!

Buy your cat some catnip. Fill a small toy mouse or sock with the catnip. Your cat will love you for it and not bother with your cigars again.
Blow some smoke in your cats face. That'll fix him.

Not my cat. He ignores catnip, either free or in a toy mouse.
QMPASH Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 8:20 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Suggest you stop using kitty litter in your humi.


Nope, that won't work. I smoke kitty litter in my pipe.
QMPASH Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 8:21 AM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:
Which padrons?


DOES IT MATTER????
Oscar Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 8:47 AM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
Anyone have any suggestions????


Be a responsible pet owner.... Human at fault for now placing cigars in a secure location. d'oh!
99cobra2881 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 9:58 AM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
DOES IT MATTER????



Nope not in the least, because all Padrons are the same price on here.

Sarcasm
cacman Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 11:08 AM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
Not my cat. He ignores catnip, either free or in a toy mouse.

So your complaining about your wife's pussy???

I'd suggest you give it more attention than you do your cigars.
edin508 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 6:10 PM EST
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Shoot it!
wheelrite Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 6:49 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
So your complaining about your wife's pussy???

I'd suggest you give it more attention than you do your cigars.


You are the man !!

But ya know, doing it doggie style creates a cigar holder just at the right height...


wheel,,
99cobra2881 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 7:15 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
You are the man !!

But ya know, doing it doggie style creates a cigar holder just at the right height...


wheel,,



Careful though 'cause they hate it when you ash in their hair!!!! Whistle
wheelrite Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2014, 8:02 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:
Careful though 'cause they hate it when you ash in their hair!!!! Whistle


my broad shaves her vajiggle,,,

not an issue..

wheel,
QMPASH Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Nov 22 2014, 9:30 AM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
my broad shaves her vajiggle,,,

not an issue..

wheel,

I'll trade my cat for the girl in your avatar!!!!!!! horse
spectresquad Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Nov 23 2014, 10:27 PM EST
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Chester likes cigars, but I do not put them where he can play with them. If you value your cat less than a few cigars, time to either re evaluate your relationtoship with your cat,or with your cigars. If Chester got even my OpusX, I still count his friendshp worth more.
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Nov 23 2014, 10:53 PM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
I'll trade my cat for the girl in your avatar!!!!!!! horse



That's a girl from a 1959 Playboy magazine- she's older than you and won't let you buy any more cigars.
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