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fishinguitarman Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 8:18 PM EST
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sorry guys....somebody ...worhty has to win this ....i"vee still got about 100 sticks. Many have WAY less
sd72 Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 8:30 PM EST
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That's a nice mooch, but the new class of moochers puts you to shame.
fishinguitarman Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 8:56 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
That's a nice mooch, but the new class of moochers puts you to shame.





OK...I'll admit I have less than 35
bgz Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 9:09 PM EST
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I just have a severe case of needing more smokes... I can't buy enough smokes because I don't have the necessary cash that I need to buy all the smokes that I want. Am I low?

No, I'm not low.

... but ladies and gentlemen of the leaf... I just need more.

It's a sick and twisted... sickness that just drives me to acquire more and more smokes, and I'm just not acquiring them at an adequate rate.

With that said, brothers and sisters of the leaf...

Send me smokes.

That is all.




















How was that?
charliebarr Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 9:30 PM EST
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I have noticed that smoking cc,and these nice aged sticks,as well as higher end sticks ,cigars in general helps me alot!!!I now can type almost real sentences,proper wording and generally way more intellectual conversations..That being said help me help you guys


Cigars =less stupid Charlie.....hmmmmmm????


That being said......hep me forre I regresssssss


Thats truly medicinal though I
.....is it still moochin?????
stinger88 Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 9:35 PM EST
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^^ pretty good.

But realize, the true professionals know how to mooch without making it too obvious. But over time, it begins to reveal itself.

(Looks left, looks right) I think I might have said too much. Later!

David
bgz Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 9:40 PM EST
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Ya, I guess I was going for the blunt force trauma approach... I'll work on my delivery.
danmdevries Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2015, 11:24 PM EST
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I need to step up my mooch game if I'm gonna play a hand in this.

This thread never finished.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...per-secret-group-bombing
TheSmokensip Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2015, 1:06 AM EST
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Well it aint me ..all i over do is ship out.Beer
bgz Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2015, 1:27 AM EST
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TheSmokensip wrote:
Well it aint me ..all i over do is ship out.Beer


I feel your pain bro, but I think mine has to do with a piss poor gambling record on the site, rofl.
cacman Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2015, 3:16 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
sorry guys....somebody ...worhty has to win this ....i"vee still got about 100 sticks. Many have WAY less

Funny how the noobs fail to recognize the King of all moochers.

FGM arranges all the noob/vet trades.
Mandobro Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2015, 10:01 AM EST
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I agree, FGM is the master. I'd send him some smokes if I had any.
QMPASH Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Feb 4 2015, 12:08 PM EST
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OK, I have a way to solve the problem. Somebody sends me 3 or 4 boxes of Padron 1926 Anniversarie. That should qualify me as the biggest mooch on the face of the earth without any question. Any takers??? Sarcasm
fishinguitarman Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 6:58 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
I agree, FGM is the master. I'd send him some smokes if I had any.





I understand since I don't have any either!
wheelrite Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 7:12 PM EST
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I have more smokes than I know what to do with...

That being said, send me more. I can Mooch another Humi...


wheel,,
mikey1597 Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 8:05 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I have more smokes than I know what to do with...

That being said, send me more. I can Mooch another Humi...


wheel,,




Thats the funniest schitt I've heard in a long time
wheelrite Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 8:15 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Thats the funniest schitt I've heard in a long time


MIKEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wheel,,
mikey1597 Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 8:20 PM EST
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WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dude, you gunna have to turn up the Mooch Schmooze to be the winner
wheelrite Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2015, 8:28 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dude, you gunna have to turn up the Mooch Schmooze to be the winner


Bro,,
People routinely schmooze me...
Virgin Territory for me,,,

wheel,,
engletl Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2015, 12:33 AM EST
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hmmm...I have less than 10 "yard gars" does that make me more desperate than FGM???
engletl Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2015, 12:34 AM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
MIKEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wheel,,

DUDE...when you gonna hitch a ride to the FishinHerf and prove you ain't 4 foot 1?????
wheelrite Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2015, 8:30 AM EST
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engletl wrote:
DUDE...when you gonna hitch a ride to the FishinHerf and prove you ain't 4 foot 1?????

Maybe next year if the leg is up to it...


and I have herfed with several people here, they know I'm 5-11

Herfing

wheel,
charliebarr Offline
#73 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2015, 8:04 PM EST
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Its so bad with me I had to trade my humi for a Nicaraguan 2nd today,and it had cracked wrapper....Oh got free book o matches too..

So basically ineed sticks and a humi

Hep mee plese...gregressing quackly
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#74 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2015, 10:31 PM EST
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Is this where I tell my poor sap story?
JadeRose Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 11:54 AM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Bro,,
I've sucked a LOT of Pen is.
NOT Virgin Territory for me,,,

wheel,,





Apparently wheel is giving out BJ's for smokes
fenderbendertex Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 1:13 PM EST
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OK, I've got it. Send me all your Gurkha's (or other joke shop cigars) and I'll smoke 'em till they explode. There - does that get me any noob mooch points?
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#77 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 8:00 PM EST
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Sorry guys...worst thing I have is AF 858s (NOT SUNGROWNS) but I will be happy to trade those for all the Kristoffs, Leaf by Oscars, and DE Ligas you can spare...

Herfing
charliebarr Offline
#78 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 8:04 PM EST
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SMGBobbyScott wrote:
Sorry guys...worst thing I have is AF 858s (NOT SUNGROWNS) but I will be happy to trade those for all the Kristoffs, Leaf by Oscars, and DE Ligas you can spare...

Herfing

Just let me know when u decide u wanna trade those 858s....I'm in...Herfing
MACS Offline
#79 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 9:53 PM EST
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Oooooh!! A mooch contest?

I want cigars!! But you b*tches don't be sending me the crap, now, ya hear? I want fresh Ashton VSG's, Fresh Opus X's, and aged Havanas. And don't be cheap, either... I want Cohibas and Limited Edition and Regional Release sh*t, ayite?!?!

(How'ma doin?) Whistle
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#80 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 11:47 PM EST
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charliebarr wrote:
Just let me know when u decide u wanna trade those 858s....I'm in...Herfing


I got a bunch...what you got!
charliebarr Offline
#81 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2015, 11:53 PM EST
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What you want?..If your serious I'm in...They are my daily smokes...Non maduros?Either way give me approx idea of what you want...I'm in...
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 9:52 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
....


Coming from the horses mouth.

Wombat won 2014

He's gonna be a tough defender
Buckwheat Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 2:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Oooooh!! A mooch contest?

I want cigars!! But you b*tches don't be sending me the crap, now, ya hear? I want fresh Ashton VSG's, Fresh Opus X's, and aged Havanas. And don't be cheap, either... I want Cohibas and Limited Edition and Regional Release sh*t, ayite?!?!

(How'ma doin?) Whistle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs ram27bat

Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 2:27 PM EST
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Say what again!!
Abrignac Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 4:15 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Oooooh!! A mooch contest?

I want cigars!! But you b*tches don't be sending me the crap, now, ya hear? I want fresh Ashton VSG's, Fresh Opus X's, and aged Havanas. And don't be cheap, either... I want Cohibas and Limited Edition and Regional Release sh*t, ayite?!?!

(How'ma doin?) Whistle



Does this mean I can start using your address as my return address?
edin508 Offline
#86 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 4:53 PM EST
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Tuck hates bus drivers, and I have plenty of smokes. GO AWAY!

Heard Palama was low tho.. Anxious
fishinguitarman Offline
#87 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2015, 6:07 PM EST
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I looked and I'm not out...Still have 11!
tonygraz Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 12:32 AM EST
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I'm sure you are.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 1:08 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Hey at least your not a 14 or 15 noop. Sheesh they are wussy mooches.


KnuckleheadFrying pan
kombat96 Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 2:09 AM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
KnuckleheadFrying pan



I speakth thy truth, dinkFrying pan
charliebarr Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 1:12 PM EST
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KUMBUTT YOU keep fuq in with the 14 ftw club...We come take your cigars...Does strong armed count?As long as they are free...
Now 2015...not sure bout that one.....

Charliebarr
twink Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 2:29 PM EST
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thats going to be a little hard, since I buy, I lite, I smoke, and then chew, and now I need to mooch, trade, steal or buy another....
twink Offline
#93 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 4:59 PM EST
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quick pick him and start sucking.
fishinguitarman Offline
#94 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 5:02 PM EST
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twink wrote:
quick pick him and start sucking.




She just ate....it'll be in the yard in a minute..I'll get it then
twink Offline
#95 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 5:04 PM EST
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are-you-a-living-terrorist-us-government-can-help-you-be-sure
themunmypaw Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 5:04 PM EST
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I think that's how they get the "exotic tobacco" for gurkhas.
twink Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 7:30 PM EST
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since your selling those jewels, how about donating to the lower side something special wouldn't have to be that great.
fishinguitarman Offline
#98 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 7:39 PM EST
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Me?
twink Offline
#99 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2015, 7:41 PM EST
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OK I'll take you can always use another dog on the fence..
twink Offline
#100 Posted: Wed, Feb 11 2015, 3:22 PM EST
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stopped at the store today and bought some punch, nub, alec bradley, oliva series G, to try and he gave me acasa fernandez aganorsa leaf to try...????would that one count as a moooch????
boy there sure are a lot of funny names in cigar in this adventure.
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