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franco savage Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 9:43 PM EST
Joined: 09-02-2015
Posts: 84
Hey guys I am new to this site well kind of and I am in need of a veteran smoker who can guide me and be able to supply me with an array of knowledge so that I may be able to become a veteran myself. Thanks for all comments good and bad this is my first ever thread I am posting I hail from California just a little more info
Jrc02005 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 9:53 PM EST
Joined: 11-19-2015
Posts: 528
First things first. Head here.

http://www.cigarbid.com/.../n00b-PIB-Round-2-FIGHT

This is the first trade thread you want to get involved in to establish some credibility anddo some trades. Read the first page for the rules, easy enough to figure out.

After two months you can get a vet in the noob trade thread, once you have gotten some trades under your belt.

Next invest in a cooler, your humidor fills up really quick on this site. Read people's opinions on smokes, be on the lookout for decent priced samplers to try narrow down your tastes, and smoke everything you possibly can.

This place is a lot of fun, but be prepared for hazing. Good group here, but love to bust balls.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 10:05 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
You're going to need a van and some heartfelt beads!
Palama Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 10:08 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,618
Fixed it for ya:

SMOKEYOU wrote:
You're going to need a van and some kitty litter!
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 10:27 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
I'm watching from a distance! Be kind to my namesake.
Propadope61 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 10:48 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2008
Posts: 10,952
Smoke what you like and can afford.
That's all you need to know and will keep your life drama free.
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 11:04 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Do you like camping?
zody Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 11:04 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
Propadope61 wrote:
Smoke what you like and can afford.
That's all you need to know and will keep your life drama free.


^^ This ^^
You'll eventually acquire the acquisition disorder as you find more cigars you like. Don't be an 18 year old in a ho house with a big credit limit. Your storage capacity will likely expand just be smart.
Stick with 5ers to start, full boxes are cigar lover heroin.
Don't get caught up in too much BS, grow a thick skin, there are some of the best people on earth that will get you red aazed on here but they're good ****. Remember that.

Pancakes or waffles?

And remember, bomb delta1, palama, and ZRX1200. Flapper
zody Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 11:07 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
Palama wrote:
Fixed it for ya:




Ah JEEZE, put out the cac call on a first poster, really?!? Get ready....
zody Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 11:11 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
Jrc02005 wrote:
love to have my balls busted.


Fixed it.
gae9jang2j Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 11:44 PM EST
Joined: 12-13-2012
Posts: 5,612
just remember. losing a bid is a sign of weakness. you must win all bids at all costs
QMPASH Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 9:01 AM EST
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
See Tony Graz!! Now, I am in time out ???!

w:d/
tamapatom Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 9:08 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
QMPASH wrote:
See Tony Graz!! Now, I am in time out???!

w:d/

Sure way to become a vet quickly!
gummy jones Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 9:19 AM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
#12 and #13

DEAD MAN WALKING!
franco savage Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 1:46 PM EST
Joined: 09-02-2015
Posts: 84
I love backpacking. Right now I'm into ramen bueso genesis the project.I like Romeo and juieta bully 1875 robustos. Acid def sea add the hate if you want Lol I like black pearl maduros and punch london. Punch grand puro as well...btw I prefer pancakes
franco savage Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 2:05 PM EST
Joined: 09-02-2015
Posts: 84
I have three 50 capacity humidors btw one for regular and friend smokes one for stuff I wanna age a while and the last one for collectibles and year aging. I recently bought aurora preferidos and the treasure box with the six different preferidos. Those are collectibles right? What's cac?
m j toal Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 2:24 PM EST
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
¥¥¥ this
m j toal Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 2:26 PM EST
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Posts: 3,226
^^^ That
franco savage Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 3:31 PM EST
Joined: 09-02-2015
Posts: 84
Eh?
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 6:57 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,772
Welcome to the asylum, franco savage. You have shown much promise as a noob, luring out the turtle man. Take a bite out of a pop tart and mail it to somebody...

There's a lot of stuff flying around that prolly has your head spinning...let me know if you need any dramamine...
edin508 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 6:58 PM EST
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
He got the pancakes question correct.

Now answer these..

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Cello on or off?

And please check out this thread. http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator
dharbolt Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 7:22 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
franco savage wrote:
Eh?



Ya
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 23 2016, 9:45 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
delta1 wrote:
Welcome to the asylum, franco savage. You have shown much promise as a noob, luring out the turtle man. Take a bite out of a pop tart and mail it to somebody...

There's a lot of stuff flying around that prolly has your head spinning...let me know if you need any dramamine...

I got that pop tart. Might have been the funniest thing that ever happened to me.
M J Toal is a lunatic.
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