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Sparky1971 Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 5:51 PM EST
Joined: 03-27-2016
Posts: 1
HI all. Just joined. Noob to site but not to smoking. Prefer medium to full strength, Maduro, Robusto size (winter) smokes. Wifey won't let me smoke in the house so mainly 45 minute smokes on way to and from work. I usually start buying Presidente's about now for the summer when I'm outside working on the yard though. Sparky
mikey1597 Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 6:08 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Nice to meat ya Spanky! My woman lets me do what ever I want.






















































Just so happens I don't want to do what she dosent like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, poons a powerful drug
Mithrandir Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 6:58 PM EST
Joined: 03-17-2006
Posts: 2,152
"Are you feeling lucky tonight Sparky?"

Welcome....and I have to smoke in the garage.........fog
corey sellers Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:28 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,361
Welcome to the madness go over to the noob pib fight and do some trading I will be over there waiting
Whistlebritches Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:34 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Welcome Sparky

Your momma wears combat boots and your daddy a tutu.


Direct hit!!!
SMOKEYOU Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:36 PM EST
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Posts: 2,275
Welcome!
corey sellers Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:41 PM EST
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Pancakes or waffles hell someone had to ask
SMOKEYOU Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:48 PM EST
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Do you enjoy camping?
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:51 PM EST
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Down by the river
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 7:53 PM EST
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And let's not forget the thonganator somebody needs to post the link
SMOKEYOU Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 8:13 PM EST
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corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 8:15 PM EST
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Now that is something to see
mikey1597 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 8:29 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
HA! You guys ran Spanky off
bassman45 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 9:29 PM EST
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Posts: 4,091
Well that was quick, seemed like a good guy.
KingoftheCove Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 9:43 PM EST
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Posts: 7,631
His wife prolly told him to make her a sammich, and then do the dishes.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 10:36 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
mikey1597 wrote:
HA! You guys ran Spanky off

no, you did. You called the nood Spanky!
It's Sparky...now go out there and find him. We wanted to keep this one.

Dang, Mike.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2016, 10:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,587
Take my best shot?

You like medium to full maduros.....wtf do I care?

Is this a pathetic mooch, or a roast?

Either way, I'm not overly impressed. Give me an A or an F, you did neither. Or go camping with jaderose so he can F your A.

PM him for details or call him:
2149143337
mikey1597 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 5:40 AM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
SPARKEY COME BACK, I WONT CALL YOU SPANKSTER ANY MORE




















maybe
gummy jones Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 8:06 AM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Sparky1971 wrote:
HI all. Just joined. Noob to site but not to smoking. Prefer medium to full strength, Maduro, Robusto size (winter) smokes. Wifey won't let me smoke in the house so mainly 45 minute smokes on way to and from work. I usually start buying Presidente's about now for the summer when I'm outside working on the yard though. Sparky


awesome

send me your address so i can send you cigars
will 10-15 or so do?
namadio Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 4:40 PM EST
Joined: 11-24-2014
Posts: 1,621
ZRX1200 wrote:
Take my best shot?

You like medium to full maduros.....wtf do I care?

Is this a pathetic mooch, or a roast?

Either way, I'm not overly impressed. Give me an A or an F, you did neither. Or go camping with jaderose so he can F your A.

PM him for details or call him:
2149143337



Sned me cigars. I also like maduros.
cacman Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 4:45 PM EST
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Posts: 12,216
Don't listen to anything QMPASH tells you.
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 5:06 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
namadio wrote:
Sned me cigars. I also like maduros.

is sned the new shpo?
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 5:07 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
mikey1597 wrote:
SPARKEY COME BACK, I WONT CALL YOU SPANKSTER ANY MORE




















maybe

half hearted at best. but you may have done us a favor.
dharbolt Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 5:45 PM EST
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Gotta be some kind of record. I applaud your work mikey!
tamapatom Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 6:10 PM EST
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I think Sparky took QMPASH up on his suggestion and joined the P******* C***. Now he is banned. Poor Sparky.
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 10:24 PM EST
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Posts: 20,242
I hope you azzhats didn't run him off. I had a dog named Sparky that was as smart a dog as you will ever find. Hang in there Sparky and don't smoke anything Qmpash says is good.




73
gae9jang2j Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2016, 10:57 PM EST
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Posts: 5,612
frankj1 wrote:
is sned the new shpo?

lol Applause
tamapatom Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 6:13 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is sned the new shpo?

Sned him info on the Latin Pum meber shpo.
reckless Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 8:09 AM EST
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Posts: 3,852
He's lurking.........
Last Activity: 03-29-2016 07:07 AM (2 hours ago)
gummy jones Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 11:47 AM EST
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Posts: 7,969
hopefully forwarding me his address so i can hook him up with some premium smokes

i mean, he seems like a good guy
cameroon Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 1:11 PM EST
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Posts: 810
Spunkie phone home!
tamapatom Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 4:49 PM EST
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Spunkie ran in like cannon fodder. Poor Spunkie! I hear they are sawing his legs off in a squalid battlefield hospital.
mikey1597 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 7:56 PM EST
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Posts: 14,162
His name's not Spunkie, it's Spankey! sheesh
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 8:23 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
His name's not Spunkie, it's Spankey! sheesh

let it go, Mike. You've done your best.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 8:28 PM EST
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Posts: 2,275
Spunk? Gross.
Ammonia Tech Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 3:10 PM EST
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Posts: 20
Does this mean I'm not the n00b anymore?
tamapatom Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 3:56 PM EST
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Ammonia Tech wrote:
Does this mean I'm not the n00b anymore?

Not so fast. Hazing requirements say that you are a n00b until you get a time out by a moderator for inappropriate references. Having your posts edited by them is not enough. Until then you take the name of your dearly departed predecessor - The Spunkmiester. "Spunky Ammonia" has a nice ring to it.
Ammonia Tech Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 4:01 PM EST
Joined: 12-30-2015
Posts: 20
Mrs. Ammonia says that my spunk has no business on this board.

I don't know what's going on anymore.
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 4:04 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
Ammonia Tech wrote:
Mrs. Ammonia says that my spunk has no business on this board.

I don't know what's going on anymore.

showing improvement already...
gidou Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 4:09 PM EST
Joined: 04-01-2016
Posts: 1
also new here.. is free fall... better that bidding
Ammonia Tech Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 4:16 PM EST
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Posts: 20
I think that all depends on the price/item. I have gotten some killer deals. Bidding is what makes this place great. I am not rich, but I can smoke like a king using this site.
cameroon Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 4:48 PM EST
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
gidou wrote:
also new here.. is free fall... better that bidding



I dub thee, "Dougie"
tonygraz Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 5:35 PM EST
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Posts: 20,242
April fools ?
SMOKEYOU Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 5:40 PM EST
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gidou wrote:
also new here.. is free fall... better that bidding


Sometimes. Losing a bid is a sign of weakness.
corey sellers Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 6:06 PM EST
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LOSING IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS





Beer
delta1 Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 6:30 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
April fools ?


nope...March munchkins...
gummy jones Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 7:46 PM EST
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Only noobs lose bids
corey sellers Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 7:49 PM EST
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Beer


Show no signs of weakness or the wolf's will eat you alive
99cobra2881 Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 9:00 PM EST
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Noobs stink.

Noobs dig through their cigars after going pee and not washing their hands.
corey sellers Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2016, 9:05 PM EST
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I never wash my hands when I am sending smokes I think it adds flavor
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