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The Angry Squirrel Café
DaQueenBeez Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,660
We're all nuts here.
Updated decor with comfy seating and a hammock lounge in back. Get cozy - we could be here a while!


Hit me, bartender.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,366
her money is no good barkeep. Put it on my tab.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#3 Posted:
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Awww...thank you!

Frank, you and your hunny deserve your vacation for sure, but hurry back! The level of class in this place always suffers when you're gone!
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 11,146
ahem...
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 45,933
AL is ok....and better looking than Frank too.

Who am I kidding, I'd take em both to the river.
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 11,146
huh...I'll know where I stand by the order you take us...


...another shot of Patron for the lady!
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted:
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^ I read that out loud in my sexy voice.
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 1,283
ZRX1200 wrote:
^ I read that out loud in my sexy voice.



I just threw up a little in my mouth............Freak
DaQueenBeez Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,660
HOW can we be out of limes?
Delta - Jamie wouldn't be flirting so hard with you if you'd stop doing the "bend & snap" and batting your eyes at him.
tamapatom Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 6,679
A squirrel has invaded my porch and is taking up residence in the rafters. He is not angry but I am. Does that count?.
mikey1597 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,039
tamapatom wrote:
A squirrel has invaded my porch and is taking up residence in the rafters. He is not angry but I am. Does that count?.



Is that code for something?




Calling Mr. Jones
DaQueenBeez Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,660
6:30 on a Saturday...
WHY am I awake?
Sigh...is there coffee ready? I may as well...there's no going back to bed at this point.
jespear Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 6,997
Can I get an Ortliebs draft, please ?
And maybe a couple of Excedrins for tomorrow morning ?
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 4,167
Breakfast for me. Rooibos tea, a banana, a pear, and light cherry yogurt. There's plenty left, feel free to have some and eat healthy.
jespear Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 6,997
jespear wrote:
Can I get an Ortliebs draft, please ?
And maybe a couple of Excedrins for tomorrow morning ?



Whatta ya mean, ya don't serve Ortilebs ? What kind of place IS this ?
Okay . . . How's about a Ballentine Ale ?
MACS Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 61,055
DaQueenBeez wrote:
6:30 on a Saturday...
WHY am I awake?
Sigh...is there coffee ready? I may as well...there's no going back to bed at this point.


Yes'm... aeropressed, cold stone sweet cream creamer, with a lid so it doesn't cool too fast.

(seriously... just made the wife's coffee while she showered)
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 77,923
Why are the squirrels angry..?? Is it raining..?? Huh
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 8,874
Are the drinks less than
The American Legion charges?
MACS Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 61,055
DrafterX wrote:
Why are the squirrels angry..?? Is it raining..?? Huh


Somebody has been shooting at them with a BB gun. Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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Those bassards..!! Mad
itsawaldo Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2006
Posts: 4,022
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 45,933
Jespear talking to himself, might be the crazy squirrel café!

PB&J stuffed french toast and bacon...I'll have a coffee MACS, you can bring it to me in the shower.
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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...bending and snapping, while opening and closing my eyes...favorite farting position...come n git some, big boy...
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted:
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIbhRufPQI

I put on foot on the bed and strike the "thinking man" pose.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,366
jespear wrote:
Whatta ya mean, ya don't serve Ortilebs ? What kind of place IS this ?
Okay . . . How's about a Ballentine Ale ?

wow! is that still being made?
DaQueenBeez Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,660
LOVE the coldstone sweet cream! For almost four months I couldn't find the stuff anywhere - then it showed back up at Christmas and I put a monster jug in the home fridge, one for the work fridge, and bought five boxes of the little pods to keep in my classroom drawer! You know...just in case they disappear again.
Had to move them from the storage drawer to my personal desk drawer...did you know that teenagers toss those creamer pods back like shots? They drank a box worth of Peppermint mocha and pumpkin spice pods over the holiday break! WTH? Ate a bag of mini marshmallows, too.

Spoke with the principal this morning, dropped a couple of psychotic nutbags in her lap and WALKED AWAY. They are NOT my problem anymore. Now happily digesting ham steak, grits & eggs with more coffee. Meeting one of the teens who ate all my marshmallows for coffee in a couple hours. (I sense a theme.) Might need to change out of yoga pants and into real clothes between now and then...
MACS Offline
#27 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
...I'll have a coffee MACS, you can bring it to me in the shower.


Don't threaten me with a good time!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#28 Posted:
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6:30pm. If it's dark outside, pajamas are acceptable, correct?
Tea, please...strong with milk & a half spoon of sugar. Not really late enough to fret about caffeine, but given my intake levels today, I should probably dial back on the acidic beverages - at least until I get to Costco for another barrel of tums so I can continue my campaign of gastric destruction.
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted:
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Uhh... can you describe da pajamas please..?, Huh
MACS Offline
#30 Posted:
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Eh?
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted:
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Posts: 11,146
ZRX1200 wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIbhRufPQI

I put on foot on the bed and strike the "thinking man" pose.



hahaha, a little sharty too
DaQueenBeez Offline
#32 Posted:
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Posts: 20,660
DrafterX wrote:
Uhh... can you describe da pajamas please..?, Huh


Lol! Weeeellllllll...it's 13F, so polka dot fuzzy polar fleece and warm socks!
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted:
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Nice... Laugh
tamapatom Offline
#34 Posted:
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Posts: 6,679
mikey1597 wrote:
Is that code for something?




Calling Mr. Jones

Ask the squirrel.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
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Angry squirrel? Oh my... time to call animal services to take care of that.
itsawaldo Offline
#36 Posted:
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SQUIRREL!

Sound of that makes me hungry, what's for lunch today?
Speyside Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 4,167
Butternut squash soup, tossed salad with blood orange olive oil and unfiltered apple cider vinegar dressing, and triple berry blend of (raspberrys ) (blueberrys ) and (blackberrys). Green tea to wash it down.
MACS Offline
#38 Posted:
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^^I'm going to balance the scales by having some pulled pork with spicy bbq sauce. Both home made, by me, with all natural ingredients.
ZRX1200 Offline
#39 Posted:
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I made a Verde sauce with 2 aneheim chilis, 2 pablanos, and an onion all grilled ( then peeled the peppers, removed seeds and stems) added them to the blender with 4 cloves garlic, cumin, paprika, salt, honey and 1 1/2 cup chicken broth and liquified. Poured over a pork shoulder last night and threw it into the oven 3 hours ago. Going to my dad's for tacos, he's making ground beef.
delta1 Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 11,146
smells good in here...I'll have a little of everything...

I was walking at Whittier Narrows/Legg Lake park last year when I encountered an angry squirrel. It rambled onto the path directly in front of me, about 3 feet away, literally blocking my way. Then it stood up on its hind legs, stuck its bushy tail straight up, puffed out its cheeks and chest, and looked me straight in the eyes. It was the biggest and fattest squirrel I've ever seen, and I felt like it was demanding some food before letting me go. I pulled my pockets out to show they were empty. I got a mental image of myself getting my nuts bitten off...
cameroon Offline
#41 Posted:
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If I was a squirrel, could I bust a nut in your hole?
itsawaldo Offline
#42 Posted:
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Coffee was great this morning, thanks!
delta1 Offline
#43 Posted:
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cameroon wrote:
If I was a squirrel, could I bust a nut in your hole?


Did you get on ZRX's waiting list? He loves to bust a hole in squirrel's nuts...
gummy jones Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
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strong coffee please
DaQueenBeez Offline
#45 Posted:
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Top up on the coffee, please.
Ugh...seriously; two weeks winter break, two days of work, three days of snow days, one week of work...and a three day weekend. I'm all for scoring a break or long weekend now and then, but come ON... enough, already! IT'S TIME TO GET SCHMIDT DONE!
tamapatom Offline
#46 Posted:
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I still have an angry squirrel taking up residence in my porch ceiling. My dog has a new form of entertainment. Stand on the porch looking upward and staying motionless.......waiting for an opportunity to see the squirrel,,,,,something that only happens twice a day.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
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Spicy potato soup. Burrrrrrrp... oh my.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
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Mmmmm...spicy potato sounds tasty!
I'm a big soup fan. Tonight was ham & navy bean here. Should've made cornbread; that would have been perfect.

Green tea, please; gotta work in the morning! Woop!
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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Coffee only...ate too much last night...ribeye and baked potato with a green salad.

Hope this semester is a fun one Queenie...
tamapatom Offline
#50 Posted:
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I got attracted to this site for the angry squirrel discussion, but everyone is aten and dranken.........soooo... any squirrel recipes?
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