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Let My People Go...500!
8trackdisco Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 48,776
DrafterX wrote:
Are you out of Kojacs..?? Huh


Are you referring to your Tele Sevalias porn fetish?
gummy jones Offline
#202 Posted:
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Posts: 5,876
Left over roasted pork loin with muenster on homemade bread
SmokeMonkey Offline
#203 Posted:
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Kojacoff?
NapalmMan67 Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,006
gummy jones wrote:
you speak dolphin?
or you pleasured one?


No, don't speak dolphin.

And yes. At least it didn't complain afterwards, so I'm guessing it was pleasured.
delta1 Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 11,504
so dead dolphins cry?
bgz Offline
#206 Posted:
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Posts: 4,745
tonygraz/DrafterX wrote:
Mornin' -It's National Coyotes dead on da highway day!


FIFY
danmdevries Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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Buddy came over to help me work on a few unfinished projects.

Got a new screen door hung on the side of the house. Hung a door in the new bathroom and put up another coat of mud.

Popped a hole through the roof for exhaust fan. Required three new shingles since everything's old and brittle

Doc increased BP med dose yesterday. It's too much now. I kept falling while we were working today, figured I was probably too low. Checked and I'm 76/30. Gonna be laying down for a few hours.
elRopo Offline
#208 Posted:
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Posts: 904
Jeez...that's REALLY LOW! Hope you wake up. Drink a Coke or some OJ.
#1Acid_Fan!!! Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2017
Posts: 2
more like do some coke! that is way low!
jespear Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 7,043
danmdevries wrote:
Buddy came over to help me work on a few unfinished projects.

Got a new screen door hung on the side of the house. Hung a door in the new bathroom and put up another coat of mud.

Popped a hole through the roof for exhaust fan. Required three new shingles since everything's old and brittle

Doc increased BP med dose yesterday. It's too much now. I kept falling while we were working today, figured I was probably too low. Checked and I'm 76/30.
That's pretty low. Dangerously low!
Gonna be laying down for a few hours.
Me too . . . I got tired just READING about all the work you did.

MACS Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 61,672
What's up all you goat fuggers!?
frankj1 Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,920
MACS wrote:
What's up all you goat fuggers!?

Shawn!

we made it over 200 without ya, take us home, baby.

I'll be checking between scenes of The Ten Commandments on network TV. Pretty cool they honored our 500 by showing it tonight.
MACS Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 61,672
I was enjoying a week in Jacksonville, FL. Took a one night trip to Daytona Beach, too. Dipped my toes in the Atlantic again... it's only been about 30 years.

Pulled a fat fish outa there, too!
frankj1 Offline
#214 Posted:
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nice. how was your buddy and his fam?
DrafterX Offline
#215 Posted:
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Posts: 79,402
Macs..!! Laugh
MACS Offline
#216 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
nice. how was your buddy and his fam?


Good... he got an amberjack, too.
MACS Offline
#217 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Macs..!! Laugh


Drafter!! Laugh
8trackdisco Offline
#218 Posted:
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Posts: 48,776
Now, for a trip north.
MACS Offline
#219 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Now, for a trip north.


I really need to get into one of them frequent flyer clubs.
frankj1 Offline
#220 Posted:
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The Ten Commandments-update

I'd strongly suggest smearing that lamb's blood on your door posts
MACS Offline
#221 Posted:
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No longer necessary... in The Sequel, the Lamb's blood was spilled for us.

T'was but a flesh wound. He was ayite by the third day.
gorob23 Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 05-11-2003
Posts: 2,321
MACS wrote:
No longer necessary... in The Sequel, the Lamb's blood was spilled for us.

T'was but a flesh wound. He was ayite by the third day.



Great now your quoting scripture IDIOT Angel

Play nice


Rob Whistle
MACS Offline
#223 Posted:
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Well... I'll be damned. It's a FOG sighting!!
DrafterX Offline
#224 Posted:
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Damn.. I used up all my lambs blood last week... Sad
frankj1 Offline
#225 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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MACS wrote:
Well... I'll be damned. It's a FOG sighting!!

it's the perfect storm
frankj1 Offline
#226 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Damn.. I used up all my lambs blood last week... Sad

I'm sure you can use that old jar of chiken blood in the back of the fridge...top shelf, back right side
Palama Online
#227 Posted:
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Moses...Moses...Moses....
SmokeMonkey Offline
#228 Posted:
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Happy Easter, y'all
tamapatom Offline
#229 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I was enjoying a week in Jacksonville, FL. Took a one night trip to Daytona Beach, too. Dipped my toes in the Atlantic again... it's only been about 30 years.

Pulled a fat fish outa there, too!

You pulled a fat fish from between your toes??????? You should do that more often.
tamapatom Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
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danmdevries wrote:
Buddy came over to help me work on a few unfinished projects.

Got a new screen door hung on the side of the house. Hung a door in the new bathroom and put up another coat of mud.

Popped a hole through the roof for exhaust fan. Required three new shingles since everything's old and brittle

Doc increased BP med dose yesterday. It's too much now. I kept falling while we were working today, figured I was probably too low. Checked and I'm 76/30. Gonna be laying down for a few hours.

Be careful not to fall off that roof. Its bad enough getting old but add meds and you are looking for trouble.
Speyside Offline
#231 Posted:
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Morning all.
DrafterX Offline
#232 Posted:
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Cool dudes. ..
DrafterX Offline
#233 Posted:
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Anyone nuke a peep yet..?? Huh
TMCTLT Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,417


Good Morning and Happy Easter to all in da neighborhood!!!
8trackdisco Offline
#235 Posted:
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Cheerios, banana bread, coffee, United v Chelsea in 45.
jespear Offline
#236 Posted:
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What a glorious morning !
HAPPY EASTER to all. (Even YOU, Frank.)
8trackdisco Offline
#237 Posted:
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It is finished turns into glory.

Fantastic stuff. Thank you, Jesus.
frankj1 Offline
#238 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
What a glorious morning !
HAPPY EASTER to all. (Even YOU, Frank.)

Count me in, happy for all my friends...wisearse!

Looks like we are heading to da beach for a few hours. Gonna be close to 80.
DrafterX Offline
#239 Posted:
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Rainy here but it will clear... Mellow
jespear Offline
#240 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Count me in, happy for all my friends...wisearse!

Looks like we are heading to da beach for a few hours. Gonna be close to 80.


Keep your eye out for little Merle's hat.
He HAD a hat, ya know!
tonygraz Offline
#241 Posted:
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Mornin' - It's National Orchid Day, National Bean Counter Day, National Eggs Benedict Day, National Healthcare Decisions Day, National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day and Easter as Frank already told ya all.

Internet still a problem and this is only the second post I made anywhere this morning - cable guy due to fix it today.

bgz Offline
#242 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Mornin' - It's National get your cable guy to work on Easter day!


FIFY
elRopo Offline
#243 Posted:
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Happy Easter!

Have a Hoppy Day!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#244 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Cheerios, banana bread, coffee, United v Chelsea in 45.


Didn't get to watch as we had an Easter brunch engagement with Mrs Monkey's side of the family, but damn sure like the result!
elRopo Offline
#245 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
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Brisket, sausage, ham, chicken, baked beans, veggies, cheese, jalapeño rice casserole, banana pudding, chocolate cake!

Egg hunt after dinner.

I'm in a food coma!
MACS Offline
#246 Posted:
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If the boat in your avatar is yours... we need to schedule a fishing trip. As a retired sailor, I'm one helluva first mate.
elRopo Offline
#247 Posted:
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Yup, that's my mistress.

If you plan on coming to south Texas let me know and we'll do a fishn' herf trip!
8trackdisco Offline
#248 Posted:
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Didn't get to watch as we had an Easter brunch engagement with Mrs Monkey's side of the family, but damn sure like the result!


United was tough as nails. Chelsea never got a shot on goal.

Old fashioned, physical domination.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#249 Posted:
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I like it!
8trackdisco Offline
#250 Posted:
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Here it is again.
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