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Any one tried this new cutter?
ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted:
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“Christina Palmer Anderson, a 43-year old woman was arrested this morning by the St. Louis Police Department, after she tore off her husband’s genitals with her own teeth as an act of vengeance for an alleged infidelity.

According to WNDR, during her interrogation, Christina confessed that she had been planning her crime since she had surprised her husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last weekend.



She told police that she had spent many hours sharpening her teeth with nail file over the last week, in order to make the castration easier. She finally put her plan into action this morning, and began by tighing her husband’s hand and feet to their bed, pretending that it was part of a sexual game.
In an astonishing feat of jaw strenght, she then cut throught her husband’s genitals with her teeth, tearing his **** and testicles from his body. She then left him there, severely bleeding, to go in another room of the residence and smoke drugs.


The victim, 47-year old John Maurice Anderson, was fortunately able to untie himself in a matter of minutes and call 911, before he finally lost consciousness. The police and paramedics arrived a few minutes later, and rapidly arrested Mrs. Anderson and transported her husband to the Saint Louis University Hospital
”When the officers arrived on the site, the victim was naked, unconscious and covered with blood,” police chief Jon Belmar told reporters.

The accused was sitting on a couch, smoking crystal meth with her face and clothes full of blood. She immediately confessed to castrating her husband, screaming “I bit his ****** off!” over and over again, and bragging about her crime.”

Christina Anderson will now face charges of first degree domestic assault and attempted manslaughter, as well as possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.However, she will have to undergo a complete psychiatric evaluation before her trial can begin.
Her husband and remains in a “critical condition”, but the doctors watching him no longer fear for his life. He will remain hospitalized for at least a week, but the damage done to his genitals is permanent and will necessitate some serious reconstructive surgery.

Would this work on a figuardo?
gae9jang2j Offline
#2 Posted:
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OhMyGod
NoisyTutor Offline
#3 Posted:
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HMMMThink

might work better on a flying pig
jespear Offline
#4 Posted:
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According to WNDR, during her interrogation, Christina confessed that she had been planning her crime since she had surprised her husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last weekend.

Wonder if the meth dealer was male or female. Think
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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the gov needs to stay out of peoples business

these sound like nice people
boileremt Offline
#6 Posted:
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And here I thought me testing out the Shuriken on my pinkie was bad...
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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not the story I was expecting..... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
And here I thought me testing out the Shuriken on my pinkie was bad...



I did that too... d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
#9 Posted:
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Drafter is Jewish ?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
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Laugh




no..... not that I know of anyways.... Mellow
riverdog Offline
#11 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
According to WNDR, during her interrogation, Christina confessed that she had been planning her crime since she had surprised her husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last weekend.

Wonder if the meth dealer was male or female. Think


I'm thinking either was a deal breaker for Christina.Beer
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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oral sex from a meth head just doesn't sound all that appealing to me.... Mellow
shaun341 Offline
#13 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
oral sex from a meth head just doesn't sound all that appealing to me.... Mellow



Why not no teeth!
shaun341 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Lorena Bobbitt was the originator, this woman just took it to a new level.
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted:
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How long do you have to be on the meth before your teeths fall out..?? Huh
Ammonia Tech Offline
#16 Posted:
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I kinda like biting them.









I forget my cutter all the time.
shaun341 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Ammonia Tech wrote:
I kinda like biting them.









I forget my cutter all the time.



d'oh!
tamapatom Offline
#18 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
How long do you have to be on the meth before your teeths fall out..?? Huh

Have you seen her photo? Scary.
delta1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Those Meth Head cutters aren't worth the coin. Don't stay sharp, blades fall out, can't find them when you need them and they don't honor their warranty.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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Those Bassards. .!! Mad
BlueDude Offline
#21 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
Have you seen her photo? Scary.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-emasculating-cheating-husband-with-her-teeth/
pdxstogieman Offline
#22 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
the gov needs to stay out of peoples business

these sound like nice people


Yes. Another victimless crime.
99cobra2881 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Lol

As Mr. Mackey would say "drugs are bad, mm'kay"
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