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couple questions...
SMOKEYOU Offline
#51 Posted:
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Find a cedar burial coffin and make it a humidor and then your casket.
Whistlebritches Offline
#52 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Whisltebritches has a tramp stamp the says "local sewer" in Japanese Kanji.



You sick puppy.......I cannot believe you shared that.

Z has a set of nuts tattoo'd inside each azz cheek,one each on either side of the sphincter.In plain English these words are tattoo'd directly above .................."Pole Vault"
corey sellers Offline
#53 Posted:
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That explains alot
tamapatom Offline
#54 Posted:
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Lettuce is old school, also a slice of apple same thing. Kilbasi sausage, now that's the ticket. It releases it's moisture very slowly and then can be paired with a cigar and a good scotch afterward. One sausage per 20 cigars. Keep that glass top Cohiba box. Direct sunlight light helps the humidity preservation process.
corey sellers Offline
#55 Posted:
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Tampa I will have to try that have you tried smoked sausage that might add another layer of flavor
Whistlebritches Offline
#56 Posted:
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Oh yea Elk.........your cigars.Send them to me,I will not allow Z near them.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#57 Posted:
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I just made a used picklejaridor. No need to rinse. I seasoned it with some cherry chips from the smoker. 54degrees and cloudy.
mikey1597 Offline
#58 Posted:
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Mark?





58!!
gummy jones Offline
#59 Posted:
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I heard gurkha is coming out with a limited edition shipped in a tactical picklejaridor

They were able to locate some extra special tobacco in an old Egyptian tomb and then infused it with breast milk
Each one is packaged in a bald eagle gizzard.
corey sellers Offline
#60 Posted:
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Now those sound like something I will jump all over I like gizzard hmmmmn
DCLover Offline
#61 Posted:
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Haaaa! He's alive. Must have detected the shift in the force when I mentioned a certain box of DC Maximus recently. Are you low Mark?
elk hunter Offline
#62 Posted:
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DAMMIT!!! This place has gone soft... lots of names I don't recognize... not a backbone among them... I've been good and, I'M NOT LOW!!! I just thought I'd poke my head in, and see how the winds are blowing... I miss this place!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#63 Posted:
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The newer dudes here now wear dresses and ask permission when they squat to pee.

We didn't miss you ya prick!
elk hunter Offline
#64 Posted:
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I guess SO!!! Oh yeah... BITE ME JAMIE
Propadope61 Offline
#65 Posted:
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I use an I.U.D.
elk hunter Offline
#66 Posted:
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You would... along with the rest of the ladies around here... how's it going Prop?
dkeage Offline
#67 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
DAMMIT!!! This place has gone soft... lots of names I don't recognize... not a backbone among them... I've been good and, I'M NOT LOW!!! I just thought I'd poke my head in, and see how the winds are blowing... I miss this place!!!

Think
cacman Offline
#68 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
DAMMIT!!! This place has gone soft... lots of names I don't recognize... not a backbone among them... I've been good and, I'M NOT LOW!!! I just thought I'd poke my head in, and see how the winds are blowing... I miss this place!!!

Phffft!!! If you missed the place so much, where da fuq you been and why did it take so long to return?

Damn elitist looking down on us common folk.

NoisyTutor Offline
#69 Posted:
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Well first you have to understand the fermentation process. In order to properly balance the tannins in the leaf you need some natural moisture and salt. The salt will help desiccate the cigar after the initial fermentation has run it's course.

I find the the most natural way to do this is to exercise moderately and then rub the cigar between your inner thigh and your danglers. The cheese like aroma that will develop over time will take several weekly applications but is unmatched in earthy qualities.

Only then do you put it back in its condom will a bit of duck butter from the nethers for aging
gummy jones Offline
#70 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
The newer dudes here now wear dresses and ask permission when they squat to pee.

We didn't miss you ya prick!


its a kilt
and no its not a purse, its a messenger bag

cacman Offline
#71 Posted:
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^^^ What kind of heathen recommends salt without pepper?

Pepper helps give the tobacco it's spice. Just ask AJ Fernandez.
Propadope61 Offline
#72 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
You would... along with the rest of the ladies around here... how's it going Prop?

Same old Same,
Just Hunting Elk
elk hunter Offline
#73 Posted:
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cacman... life kept me away from a lot of things... wife and I split, job change with goofy hours, trying to rebuild a relationship with my daughters, a move to a new city, met the love of my life, and where I should have been all along... you know, the usual... LOL
tj2001cobra Offline
#74 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
I just have some questions about cigars... what do you keep theme in? Is the plastic sleeve some of them come in enough? Why don't they all come that way? Thank you in advance for any information...


Hey, look who decided to get off of Facebook (and posting about his girlfriend) to come join the cigar people!

Herfing Speak to the hand
elk hunter Offline
#75 Posted:
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LOL!!! Well, I like her!!!
cacman Offline
#76 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
cacman... life kept me away from a lot of things... wife and I split, job change with goofy hours, trying to rebuild a relationship with my daughters, a move to a new city, met the love of my life, and where I should have been all along... you know, the usual... LOL

Keep on truckin'
Herfing
delta1 Offline
#77 Posted:
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We need Tiger to tell this rolling stone to "get da F off our lawn!"
tj2001cobra Offline
#78 Posted:
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elk hunter wrote:
LOL!!! Well, I like her!!!


I'm just flipping you shit. I wish I had a great relationship like that.

Good to see you around.
elk hunter Offline
#79 Posted:
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Seems like you have a good thing going T.J....
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