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Last post 8 months ago by Mr. Jones. 15 replies replies.
"Monday Monday (morningggg) So good for COMEY"
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
Sarcasm
Boo hoo!
Frying pan

POOR DIRECTOR COMEY...

The MAMAS AND THE PAPAS are comin'
For

Y
O
U

ON THE S.Q U.I.R.M. COUCH FOR #3....

"The third time is ALWAYS A CHARM"

YOU LYING PIECE OF CHIT'

YOUR

GOING

D
O
W
N

THIS TIME
"MR.DIRTY AS THE DAY IS LONG"

I can't wait to

WATCH

YOU

S.Q.U.I.R.M......

LIKE THE WORM YOU ARE.

JUST hand over the SSG DIVISION AS A
DIVERSION...CONGRESS WILL TAKE THE
BAIT...THE SSG DIVISION IS YOUR
SACRIFICIAL LAMB...

IT's your only way out.
(take my advice, You NEED it...
BIGTIME)
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 11,523
...BIGLY...he's gonna say some rogue SSG agents who were surveilling a man named Jones, using a high powered mic stumbled across some conversations at Trump Tower, recorded them, and leaked them...
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,683
They say that Jones guy looked like Obama and was there to fix the microwave.
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139

IF DIRECTOR COMEY has an HONEST BONE
left in his frame....

like he did back as
ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL for YOUNG
BUSH ....

THEN HE WOULD LISTEN TOO ME...

TAKE A PAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP's
Playbook...

TAKE ALL THE PROBLEMS OF ONE DISASTER
(Russian wiretapping)
And sidetrack it to another...
expose a bigger problem ...
(that's easy as hell to prove by you) and then tell
Congress that YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE
A "COINTELPRO II HEARING"( which has been approved already and you don't know about it,
But I DO) because you can no longer stomach or preside over the SSG DIVISION under Your command that is breaking the law EVERYDAY AND ALSO KILLING INNOCENT U.S. CITIZENS.

BELIEVE ME, IF YOU SAY THAT...ALL HELL WILL
BREAK LOOSE AND YOU WILL GET
IMMUNITY...BIG-TIME!!!

I'll be your STAR WITNESS,

" The POSTER BOY for TARGETED INDIVIDUALS
AND GANGSTALKING PERSECUTION"

Everyone will forget "wiretapping gate"...
Gar-raunnnnn-teeeeed
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,683
Not quite, Trump will never deny it.
frankj1 Online
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,950
I know people that I would love to have sit on the squirm couch...
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
Yea^^^ like all the HEDGE FUND EXECUTIVES AND EVERY WALL STREET EXECUTIVE who sat in front of CONGRESS and lied...and got away with the mortgage securities MELTDOWN recession and the
BAILOUT ENGINEERED BY TIMOTHY GEITNER...

There have been MANY BEFORE HIM....

SOME MAJOR CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS COME TO MIND....

WHENEVER CONGRESS ORDERS YOU IN FRONT OF THEM TO TESTIFY...YOU SORTA NEED THE BEST LAWYERS IN THE WORLD....

I can remember the COINTELPRO HEARINGS with
Senator FRANK CHUCH from Idaho and Howard Baker grilling UNCLE BILL OVER THE COALS...
THE LA COSANOSTRA HEARINGS from the 50's with all the mobsters getting grilled by Bobby Kennedy...
The Iran Contra HEARINGS with Oliver North on The squirm couch actually telling The truth and Reagan's
Taped testimony "I can't recall that " about 50 times
The Watergate HEARINGS with Mr. Dean and all
The other clowns jumping ship...
And the most recent squiming by Hillary Clinton
During the Bengazi HEARINGS...

How most all these people beat the system is amazing to me...

COMEY has so Many inquiries against him
HAS TO BEG FOR IMMUNITY AND DISCLOSE
HIS SSG DIVISION AS A SACRAFICIAL LAMB...

TO overshadow all these stupid screw UPS from his recent past, Hillary's server , TRUMP
Contacting the Russians and now this Phone tap by Obama....way too many LOOSE ends that he can get accused of wrong doing...

If he DIMES OUT THE ENTIRE SSG DIVISION
AND ASKS FOR IMMUNITY HE CAN SKATE
"SCOTT FREE" of all three pre-mentioned inquiries
And start a MAJOR new sheet storm....he can name names, dates, crimes, murders, embezzlement...
On and on and on and on...the FBI- SSG DIVISION IS A PROSECUTERS WET DREAM...
frankj1 Online
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,950
was "squirm couch" coined by you, Jonesy, or did you pick it up somewhere...cuz I simply loooove it.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
HA!!!

I wish I could claim it....

But alas... the phrase was coined by on of my close
LIFELONG friends....

Without getting into too much detail....
It was HOT day in August at this friends apartment
With no A/C....

One of my other really close friends had told a few
"Fibs" that were no big deal at all.....really...
But he refused to "fess" up....

We kept after him like one of those 1950's
Detective movies with one swinging overhead lamp
And kept roughing him about his multiple
Fibs and he just kept denying, sweating and squirming....
Denying, sweating and squirming.....

I THINK we were getting him to admit that he had "banged the town whore" for the last few months and got the crabs from her plus few other stupid things..

We were all drinking Heinekins heavily and the guy couldn't take it anymore and finally fessed up...

We all laughed like hell and from then on, my buddies apartment's couch was nicknamed.....

"The SQUIRM COUCH"

From that night forward, the guy never sat on that couch again....ever.

So....for decades....
If anybody was ever suspected of LYING to the gang we'd bring up THE SQUIRM COUCH and laugh like
H3LL....and get the truth.
mikey1597 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,060
Squirm Couch was wheels favorite porn movie
frankj1 Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 17,950
Mr. Jones wrote:
HA!!!

I wish I could claim it....

But alas... the phrase was coined by on of my close
LIFELONG friends....

Without getting into too much detail....
It was HOT day in August at this friends apartment
With no A/C....

One of my other really close friends had told a few
"Fibs" that were no big deal at all.....really...
But he refused to "fess" up....

We kept after him like one of those 1950's
Detective movies with one swinging overhead lamp
And kept roughing him about his multiple
Fibs and he just kept denying, sweating and squirming....
Denying, sweating and squirming.....

I THINK we were getting him to admit that he had "banged the town whore" for the last few months and got the crabs from her plus few other stupid things..

We were all drinking Heinekins heavily and the guy couldn't take it anymore and finally fessed up...

We all laughed like hell and from then on, my buddies apartment's couch was nicknamed.....

"The SQUIRM COUCH"

From that night forward, the guy never sat on that couch again....ever.

So....for decades....
If anybody was ever suspected of LYING to the gang we'd bring up THE SQUIRM COUCH and laugh like
H3LL....and get the truth.


great story, thanks...but I would've stayed off the couch too after that cuz of the crabs
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
COMEY "on the Squirm COUCH"...
C-SPAN
10:00 a.m. to 1:00 pm ( what happened to lunch?)

T-minus 53:00 minutes and counting...
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 4,534
So we get to hear Comey today.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"DOUGHBOY" COMEY
JUST WENT
A.L..L.

"STAND UP COMIC"

On CAPITOL HILL....

"I TRY NOT TO ENGAGE IN
ANY ISM's.....chuckle , wink, nod "

Your a funny guy
On

"THE SQUIRM COUCH"

you prankster PHUQ.... :) :) :)
LOL

"It's nothing I can comment on"
"It's nothing I can comment on"
"It's nothing I can comment on"
"I can't"
"I can't"
"I can't"

WHAT A Broken record...the only thing missing
Is the OLD SONY REEL TO REEL TAPE MACHINE
GOING SLAP SLAP SLAP WITH AN EMPTY REEL
AND A FULL REEL WITH A FOOT LONG TAPE
END WACKING THE TAPE HEAD....
OVER AND OVER AND OVER....
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 9,139
#ANOTHERJOKEBYTHECLASSPRANKSTER

"Uuuuuhhh, senator....
How long is this going to take???
Uuuuuuhhhh can we take a break...
I'm not made of steel....
Just a short break....."

Ok...how about ten minutes...

"That should do it....."

Signed,
"The MAN OF STEEL"
Or "THE VOYEUR"

#as coined ^^^ by your own balding, short & stocky male GANGSTALKING SSG AGENT @ the HAMPDEN
GOODWILL STORE IN the summer of 2013?14?...
Who said he was going to kidnap me and torture me
with a strobe light with my hands tied above my head for 8 hours then
By shocking my BALLS with electrodes and Then by waterboarding me...
To his fat skank SSG PARTNER....
While he pointed out a boxed stainless steel
TRASH can FOR SALE at GOODWILL to her...

Man, what stable law abidding AGENTS YOU
HAVE IN YOUR SSG DIVISION.

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