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Last post 5 weeks ago by Gene363. 33 replies replies.
Meet my new secretary!!!
rck_1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Now I`ll never get anything done,,, or will I?

Happy Herf`n
Rob
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choner Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2003
Posts: 876
I guess she will be working under you?

choner
jimmy@ctconnect.com Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
... only if she's any good at dictation ....
rck_1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Dictation? Her resume said that she has perfected this art! and thus I hired her based on that fact alone. LOL


Happy Herf`n
Rob
Fatshotbud Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-31-2003
Posts: 782
Shaawing!!
And she works for cigars? NICE!
jgjam Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 908
I hate that undressed look... put a band on that cigar!

John
Tobasco Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809


So, she likes a pearl neclace!... ;>)

Mag
Robby Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Has she accepted a position on your staff?
jsaffron Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-05-2003
Posts: 42
Is that a "joy" stick by her left hand? Maduro wrapper to boot!
eleltea Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,553
Damn damn damn. If Monica had looked like this I would have a whole different opinion of our ex-president.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 46,302
If Clinton had an intern like this, I could see how he'd use her like a bong!


Not that there's anything wrong with that...
merlin9052 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 04-25-2003
Posts: 308
Beautiful woman!Wouldve been even sexier if there was a cigar in the pic!
Eric
xaigoxx Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-01-2000
Posts: 122
ok..so no one has said it yet..so i will.


I don't see the car...wheres the car?


Lawrence
osage Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-18-2001
Posts: 492
What pearl necklace??
jimmy@ctconnect.com Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
... I hope that's a joystick and not a strap-on that she's got in the middle of her lap ....

... then again ... I suppose a strap-on really is a joystick to some people after all ...

jd1 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Pearl Necklace by ZZ-TOP

She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.


and still no damn car! nice suit...
sketcha Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
Robby wins the comment prize again. Good work you dirty bas....!
rck_1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Robby,
She has accepted several positions on my staff!!! LOL


Happy herf`n
Rob
cccbus Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-20-2003
Posts: 412
wheee...my staff will accomadate her it is never to big to fill a position with her qualifacations ;-)
Lowman Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
WOW !!
RDC Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
I bet Sexretary Day is always fun.
Spiny Norman Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
Why can't my office have a dress code like that?
cwilhelmi Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
Fortunately, my office does not have a dress code like that, if it did my waste can would be full by 8:30am. None of the gals here are worth a second look in regular clothes, I don't want to imagine what they look like with less...
hoagie55 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 909
For some reason I keep coming back to this picture. I wonder if her employer is hiring? I'm looking for a job and to get to see her every day would be a nice perk!!!!!
Steve@CAO Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2000
Posts: 1,028
Nice stockings! :-)
cigardj Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2003
Posts: 62
Everyday would be an opportunity to move a"head" in the company
rck_1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Work just hasnt been the same lately!


Happy Herf`n
Rob
arwings Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2003
Posts: 950
On average, how many words a minute does she type?
jimmy@ctconnect.com Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
... 60 minutes a word ... and improving with age ...
rck_1 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Top`d for JG,
Hope he likes sloppy seconds!!!!!!

Happy Herf`n
jgjam Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 908
She said that I was her "first"... now I'm so dissapointed.

John
rck_1 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
and she told me that I was the "only one" I`m dissapointed LOL.

Happy Herf`n
Rob
Gene363 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 22,407
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