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rauchlight Offline
#1 Posted:
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what am I doing wrong when the auction says there are 6 hrs left, and every time I bid I'm being told that I am currently being out bid?
midmofan Offline
#2 Posted:
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Someone who has already bid has put in a maximum bid higher than you bid, so that person's higher bid beats yours
KingoftheCove Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 5,395
Just set your Max Bid amount at $1,000.00 for anything you bid on, and go to sleep knowing you're a winner!

THAT'S how it's done!
KingoftheCove Offline
#4 Posted:
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and, to answer you're question...

What you're doing wrong is LOSING A BID!

NEVER LOSE A BID!
izonfire Online
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 542
rauchlight wrote:
what am I doing wrong when the auction says there are 6 hrs left, and every time I bid I'm being told that I am currently being out bid?


The guy obviously has his max bid set higher than any of your subsequent bids, so every time you bid higher,
it defaults one increment above your bid based on his max bid amount.

Basically, the guy is trying to own you. You NEVER wanna let that happen. If you do, in the future, anytime he sees your bid, he's gonna whip your azz like a little biotch. He's trying to emasculate you, which seems all too common with the fucquers around here. So, you keep bidding higher until you pass his max bid, at which point you will be shown as the current winner. He will react, or he may not, depending on his strategy. Trust me when I say, he is watching and waiting. What you gotta do, is keep bidding until you are the top dog. AND STAY THERE, WHATEVER IT TAKES. And know that he is waiting to topple you. So 30 seconds before the auction ends, increase your max bid to an astronomical figure, cause you can be assured that he is gonna challenge you. Doesn't matter if you end up at triple MSRP or beyond, you have won and retained your manhood. And more importantly, HE IS NOW YOUR BIOTCH. Don't worry about the money, you are now in control, and you will begin winning just about all your auctions, and at favorable prices. The initial investment will more than pay itself off in the long run. And more importantly, the people on board will know that you are not to be messed with!

How do you think guys like KingoftheCove got to the top???

NEVER LOSE A BID!!! Shame on you
corey sellers Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 5,363
Losing is a sign of weakness
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted:
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Posts: 10,753
Hi new guy - do you mind if we call you bid light ?
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 27,408
not bad, Tony.
Not bad.
Ram27 Offline
#9 Posted:
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LMAO # 5



LOL LOL LOL LOL
ZRX1200 Online
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 49,039
Tell us what lot you’re bidding on....
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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sniper alert!
Palama Online
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 11,355
rauchlight wrote:
what am I doing wrong when the auction says there are 6 hrs left, and every time I bid I'm being told that I am currently being out bid?


If you’re in your “acquisition” phase, just remember that there’ll be another auction and you can try to get them at “your” price later.

Your best bet is to follow the DPNewell Rules of Bidding (...long out-of-print...). Herfing
ZRX1200 Online
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 49,039
It’s all of those rich guys taunting us. Money means nothing to them. They read the threads here and laugh. It is sick. They light their cigars with $100 bills.
Phil222 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,458
rauchlight wrote:
what am I doing wrong when the auction says there are 6 hrs left, and every time I bid I'm being told that I am currently being out bid?

Listen up, roachlamp. My first day on CBID, I threw down a $1,000 bid on a fiver of Gurkha Park Avenues. Why?!? Because you gotta let these other bidders know that you’re a crazy mother fletcher that's not to be messed with.

Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought. I know what the outcome will be on every single auction that I bid because I play to win.

My advice to you is to find the worst piece of crap 15 lot auction currently available on CBID, and take the whole thing down, no mercy style. Max bid everything and let the credit card company sort ‘em out. The most important thing right now is for you to regain your manhood and show these other bidders that you’re not a mark.

Welcome and good luck.
ForMud Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2018
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Phil222 wrote:
Listen up, roachlamp. My first day on CBID, I threw down a $1,000 bid on a fiver of Gurkha Park Avenues. Why?!? Because you gotta let these other bidders know that you’re a crazy mother fletcher that's not to be messed with.

Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought. I know what the outcome will be on every single auction that I bid because I play to win.

My advice to you is to find the worst piece of crap 15 lot auction currently available on CBID, and take the whole thing down, no mercy style. Max bid everything and let the credit card company sort ‘em out. The most important thing right now is for you to regain your manhood and show these other bidders that you’re not a mark.

Welcome and good luck.


Will these rules work in prison too??? Asking for a friend.
izonfire Online
#16 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 542
ForMud wrote:
Will these rules work in prison too??? Asking for a friend.


Yes, with one addition -
ALWAYS guard your tailpipe. Not talking
ZRX1200 Online
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
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Phil posting 🔥

#truth
gummy jones Offline
#18 Posted:
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I've never lost a bid

Never will

Bid high and help keep the lights on
Myt1 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2019
Posts: 2
So, I'm a newbie at this as well.

What happens if two people make a maximum bid of $1,000.00?
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 27,408
oy...
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted:
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Posts: 10,753
They will both win and get a free 5 pack of Gurkha overruns as a bonus.
ZRX1200 Online
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 49,039
As long as their balls don’t touch then it isn’t gay.
ZRX1200 Online
#23 Posted:
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Or you can think about a hot chick..... that negates it too
Phil222 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Myt1 wrote:
What happens if two people make a maximum bid of $1,000.00?

I would advise you to proceed with caution in this scenario. In the end...there can be only one.
KingoftheCove Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 5,395
Myt1 wrote:
So, I'm a newbie at this as well.

What happens if two people make a maximum bid of $1,000.00?

The person who puts that $1,000 bid in FIRST, will be the winner.......and that would be









ME!
Myt1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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Phil222 wrote:
I would advise you to proceed with caution in this scenario. In the end...there can be only one.


Thanks for the responses.

They really didn't help much, but thanks nonetheless.

I think I'm going to like it here.

Cheers.
KingoftheCove Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 5,395
Myt1 wrote:
Thanks for the responses.

They really didn't help much, but thanks nonetheless.

I think I'm going to like it here.

Cheers.

First of all Mighty One, my answer was solid...........in the event of a tie, first bid in wins.

Secondly, if you were even remotely Mighty, you wouldn’t be concerned about possible ties in bidding, because you would win anything you bid on.........................like I do.

Mighty!.....pffft....

Go stand in the corner and smoke a Gurkha overrun.
clintCigar Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 67
This thread is greatness. Great wisdomisms.
USNGunner Offline
#29 Posted:
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Posts: 8
ZRX1200 wrote:
Or you can think about a hot chick..... that negates it too


No, no it doesn't.
KingoftheCove Offline
#30 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
No, no it doesn't.

aw man! You just ruined the rest of Z's weekend.....

and the rest of Drafter's summer....
ZRX1200 Online
#31 Posted:
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you like camping?
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