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jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 4:44 AM EST
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To the rescue.
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MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 7:52 AM EST
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All of a sudden, I'm not feeling well.

Maybe Nurse Tera has the cure for what ails me?
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 8:48 AM EST
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Another sponge bath? Well, Okay...
ajeroth Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 8:56 AM EST
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Would that be Tera Patrick by any chance???


ajeroth
SteveS Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 8:57 AM EST
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Author: MACS(SW) Date: 06/08/2007 12:52 PM
Maybe Nurse Tera has the cure for what ails me?
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you're thinking she's got the cure for Priapism ??
fretkillr Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 9:32 AM EST
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Hmmmm.

I'd walk a mile for a camel sounds about right.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 10:40 AM EST
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SteveS, I KNOW she has the cure.
SteveS Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 11:10 AM EST
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Author: MACS(SW) Date: 06/08/2007 03:40 PM
I KNOW she has the cure.
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LOL ...

(I wouldn't have known that word if it weren't being advertised on TV)

MACS Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 11:43 AM EST
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LMAO! That's where I learned it!!

The 'legal speak' on the viagra/cialis commercials!!

*ahem* not that a strapping young lad of 37 needs such pills. *ahem*
mcormier Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 12:05 PM EST
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#5 If she's not there is no cure
Cycleman Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 12:10 PM EST
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OMG!~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SteveS Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 12:32 PM EST
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at 37, no chemicals should be necessary ... yet half the guys in the ads appear to be little, if any, older ...
xibbumbero Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 12:35 PM EST
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Camel toe! X
mcormier Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 12:39 PM EST
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DSL's anyone
pacman357 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 1:19 PM EST
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I need my temperature taken. Here's the thing. I can't use an oral thermometer.


BTW, a good local morning radio crew who used to work in Seattle interviewed her a few years back. She was a total beeotch to them, and they really were being pretty professional and polite. Hadn't heard anything that snarly since the first Mrs. Pacman. I mean, real bad.
ducati996 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 6:13 PM EST
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Makes me want to crash my bike
Charlie Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 6:56 PM EST
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At which Hospital can we find her? Nice set......

Charlie
sw48362 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 7:56 PM EST
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Taking an oral temperature.

Warning Intense physical activity can raise the temperature,

diamondd Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 8 2007, 8:43 PM EST
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i like to bite the camel
mcormier Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jun 9 2007, 9:37 PM EST
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i love this woman....heard she's a real biatch, saw her in some car show looking for a pink hemicuda for a photo shoot....is she Asian?????????
mcormier Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2007, 7:00 PM EST
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this thread should never die, whats wrong with you azzhats
bigkerm Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2007, 7:51 AM EST
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X marks the spot, well the X is a little crooked , and it seems to be a little high. OH, that's not an X.

LOL

Matthew a.k.a. Bigkerm
fishinguitarman Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2007, 11:07 AM EST
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it moved...........
rockmeister Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2007, 1:22 PM EST
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HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!
I feel good already but Nurse Tera can make it so much better.
maddman Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2007, 9:30 PM EST
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Look!----Crotch"full" panties
jackconrad Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2007, 3:18 PM EST
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because of renewed intrest i thought i'd bring this back up
happy1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2007, 9:59 PM EST
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Thanks Jack
nine999 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 5:42 AM EST
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ok... i'd let her check my prostrate......


nine
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 7:35 AM EST
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Nurse Rozetta I won't let her
Catch me peering down her sweater
Fantasizing silk suspender on her thighs
Nurse Rozetta make me better
Secretly my eyes undress her
Let me feel your tongue depressor

I'm suddenly twice my size
My pants are all wet inside

She's so creative with a bar of soap
And so inventive with a stethoscope
To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand
I blow the fuse on the encephalogram

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell
I should have recognized old Jezbel
I surrendered to the urges felt
She popped the buckle on my bible belt

I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She's got the Devil's light
Shining in her eyes

I'd lick her nylon seams
Like a hungry cat with cream
Oh what a vivid seam
And I can't hold back no more
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 7:35 AM EST
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speaking of beating...

where is the dragon?
Charlie Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 7:40 AM EST
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We allow camel toes on this site, but no nipples sticking thru the shirts, etc.....
???What up???

Charlie
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 7:41 AM EST
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looks more like trout lips to me
teedubbya Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Sep 21 2007, 7:42 AM EST
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looks more like trout lips to me
jackconrad Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Dec 25 2007, 4:36 AM EST
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MERRY XMAS Mikey !
Lizardo Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Dec 25 2007, 8:34 PM EST
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I've been in the hospital ALOT, and haven't seen to many that look like her.

Although every now and then, one like her will walk in the room, and you know your stay might not be so bad after all.
GSS1956 Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Dec 26 2007, 12:53 AM EST
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thanks Jack for camel lot
Goathead50 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Dec 26 2007, 3:27 AM EST
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I'd hit it!
sw48362 Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Jan 4 2008, 8:20 PM EST
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Nurse! Nurse! Come quick!
qmechanics Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jan 15 2008, 2:40 PM EST
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Na Ya never gonna get it
Na Ya Never gonna get it
Q
jackconrad Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Mar 19 2008, 8:45 AM EST
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Happy Birthday Mikey !
surfish1961 Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Mar 19 2008, 1:35 PM EST
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Damn!!!!!
Charlie Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Mar 19 2008, 1:38 PM EST
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Oh my, Doctor my eyes......

Charlie
pabloescabar Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Mar 19 2008, 5:50 PM EST
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not tonight...I have a headache
Lizardo Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Mar 19 2008, 10:24 PM EST
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Are my testicles black?
jackconrad Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Apr 30 2008, 5:28 AM EST
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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.


''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.

''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

andytv Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Apr 30 2008, 6:55 AM EST
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I'd love to stick my wang below where that red cross is on her underpants!
GSS1956 Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, May 27 2008, 12:39 AM EST
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my
rfenst Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, May 27 2008, 2:00 AM EST
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No thank you.
apachelm Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2009, 11:07 AM EST
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I'd like to take her temperature with my thermometer
chiefburg Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Apr 9 2009, 11:30 AM EST
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I need me some nursing. . . I don't feel too good. . .
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