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Senseless Haikus
8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,987
Sleepy beyond death
Dirty nylons in lunchbox
Bobcat in kitchen
MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
How should I reply?
8track is very nutty.
Free bloody spaniard.
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,987
Hand cream is for hands,
Does someone make **** cream?
cocobutter good?
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Chicken choking sauce
8track and Macs
K-Why

X
ScottHar Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Trimming toenails,
Thinking 'bout life & living:
Toe cheese smells funky.


ScottHar
8trackdisco Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
Too much Mexican,
Guts are feeling quite queasy,
Big movement Sunday.
pabloescabar Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
8-track
asked
hope this helps


http://www.lotiondepot.com/
xibbumbero Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Pinche Gringo
Loaded 45
pushing daisies


X :~)
Mandoman Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
Yabba Dabba Do
Bibbity Bobbity Boo
Ooh Bla Di Bla Da
ScottHar Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
re6:

Montezuma LIVES--
In your volcanic bowels!
Bring extra TP.
MACS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
Eating steak dinner
Steamed vegetables on side
Rib-eyes are yummy
8trackdisco Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,987
Watching a movie,
Son and wife enjoying film,
The greyhound has gas.
andytv Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Had me a pork chop
watching "The Godfather II".
I just **** my pants
MACS Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
I just passed bad gas
The cat looked at me, then left
She always was smart
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
It could be worse dude,
Surprised you are wearing pants,
Check your socks for poop.
MACS Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 79,584
Laughing very hard
8track and andy are dumb
Dumb, but so funny
jetblasted Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
In search for a new sensation,
Amid cries of jubilation,

The ship was sunk
In a wave of spunk
From mutual masturbation.
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted:
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Jetblasted baffles
Broke the haiku format big
Needs to check his delta
MACS Offline
#19 Posted:
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Jetblasted messed up
He went with a limerick
Not a short haiku
jetblasted Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 42,595
Sick and feverish
Glimpse of MAC'S and 8Track's fart-blossoms
Still shivering . . .
jetblasted Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
Okay, that’s stupid.
But at least give me credit
This is not that easy.
MACS Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 79,584
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


How frickin' hard is THAT?
8trackdisco Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
Leave Jet alone asshat,
Give him a chance to redeem,
Pet your cat, Shawny.
borndead1 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,215
Laughing my ass off
at this ridiculous thread
damn I need a life
pgje51 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

What the f&*k is this
I post not knowing why
Not deep, laughing, sigh
8trackdisco Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
MACS has disappeared,
Um, whiskey, tango, foxtrot?
Off to slumber soon.
andytv Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Nutsack stuck to leg
Peel my pants off of my ass
Need to turn down heat
xibbumbero Offline
#28 Posted:
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Posts: 12,535
andytv TMI
my gut aches
I just farted
dkeage Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,135
Just poured me some scotch
Have had some whiskey and beer
Head hurts morning
8trackdisco Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,987
Lips are very chapped
Drinking chilled Labatts Blue Light
Sex not an option.
pacman357 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
Giraffe in the bath,
Jello starting to gel, I
Need to shave him now.
pgje51 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

sex drugs rock and roll
orgasims, halluinations
who will be the next
MACS Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
Tanks create drama
Then act like they are victims
What a bunch of ****

Victor is an ass
He helped create more drama
For no good reason


There's a couple of haiku's for you.
burgess_b Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
Posts: 23,212
Knock that **** off, Shawn!
Even as a joke, stop it!
This is NOT the place!
Lizardo Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 08-09-2006
Posts: 6,254
gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay very gay
gay gay gay gay gay
MACS Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
I missed the fun. I should be allowed to catch up.

And you ain't the boss of me. LMAO!



Hey Lizardo - I thought you left? You're back?

Oh... joy.
burgess_b Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
Posts: 23,212
never said i was...just following up your haikus with one of my own. did i not follow the 5-7-5 meter?
Lizardo Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 08-09-2006
Posts: 6,254
"36. Author: MACS Date: 01/27/2008 02:29 AM Reply


Hey Lizardo - I thought you left? You're back?

Oh... joy"


Ya, that was like a year ago (or more), and twice in about 3 days that you've brought it up. Did I do something to piss you off?

Once again why are you jumping my **** over a silly haiku thread? Granted my haiku wasn't very creative, but I was going more for the "you're a ****" humor that floats around this place on a daily basis. It wasn't directed at anyone, it was meant to creat a chuckle.


MACS Offline
#39 Posted:
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Body clock is jacked
Working nights is for vampires
But you gotta work
8trackdisco Offline
#40 Posted:
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b burgess means well
Shawn's opinion is posted
we all move on now
8trackdisco Offline
#41 Posted:
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Not sure of the deal
Lizardo, is an odd duck
Always seems unhappy
jrdacd Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2001
Posts: 653
8track is a gimp
****tier than yesterday
today surely is

JD

PS. i tried
8trackdisco Offline
#43 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
No football today,
Too damned many commericals
Should go read a book
teedubbya Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Ask not why
Corn left whole
pray for peace
Baron Porthos Offline
#45 Posted:
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Posts: 3,251
Winter boredom
warm cocoabutter cover
everything white
pabloescabar Offline
#46 Posted:
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Posts: 30,183
snow is fun
great place to visit
wouldn't wan to live there
teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
inflamed rectum
Pablo's visit is over
Ice is friendly
8trackdisco Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,987
Worried about me
burrito 30 hours ago
Still no poopies, eeek!
MACS Offline
#49 Posted:
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Posts: 79,584
Fiber does wonders
Makes the poop train leave station
bring lots of paper
8trackdisco Offline
#50 Posted:
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Posts: 59,987
Had oatmeal this morn,
thought that would flush the bombers,
colon still on lockdown.
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