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MACS
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#201
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Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:28 PM EST
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Red Sox got beat on
Series is not looking good
Rays can kiss my ass
Maxplayer14
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#202
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Yes We Can!!!
Yes We can!!!
Yes We Can!!!
ScottHar
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#203
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Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:42 PM EST
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Rays-Phillies Series
Will have terrible ratings:
Fox will lose millions!
ScottHar
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#204
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Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:47 PM EST
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Short attention span
Maybe I have ADD
Look there's a puppy
ScottHar
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#205
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Fri, Dec 19 2008, 6:05 PM EST
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Christmas gifts galore:
Outside with my new shotgun...
Reindeer burgers rock!
ScottHar
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#206
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Fri, Dec 19 2008, 6:12 PM EST
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oh santa watch out
for scotthar has a shotgun
please don't kill rudolph
ScottHar
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#207
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Fri, Dec 19 2008, 6:14 PM EST
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He left big boot tracks.
I found him there in the woods.
Santa sure does bleed...
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#208
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Fri, Dec 19 2008, 6:16 PM EST
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oh no santas dead
scotthar you f-ing grinch
the whos will cry
ScottHar
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#209
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Fri, Dec 19 2008, 6:23 PM EST
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He isn't dead yet.
We're talking about all those
Years he skipped my house.
andytv
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#210
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Sat, Dec 20 2008, 4:29 AM EST
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Read all of these poems
Some of them are really great!
Others....not to much.
tbrochin
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#211
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Sat, Dec 20 2008, 4:59 AM EST
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Ate breakfast today
Golden Corral is the ****
It makes me go poop
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#212
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Sat, Dec 20 2008, 6:07 AM EST
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Scotthar is an ass
thinks killing Santa is fun
gets **** in stocking
Baron Porthos
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#213
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Sat, Dec 20 2008, 6:21 AM EST
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pancakes and bacon
Arizona Tangellos are good
time for morning sex
ScottHar
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Sat, Dec 20 2008, 9:32 AM EST
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Maybe I'm just square
But sex with citrus seems wrong--
But...whatever, dude.
ScottHar
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ScottHar is so far
from square that he can be seen
rolling from laughter
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this dewdrop world . . .
a dewdrop world it is,
and yet . . . and yet . . . translations
8trackdisco
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Sun, Dec 21 2008, 8:27 AM EST
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Consuming coffee
Stomach is on Full Gurgle
Lunch to be chili
ScottHar
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Needed points today.
Hartley had 6 PATs.
Kickers are worthless.
ScottHar
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Too cold to smoke cigar
Vikings and Cowboys lost games
It's not a bad day
JadeRose
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#220
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Sun, Dec 21 2008, 2:20 PM EST
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Kurt Warner sucks ass
We lost the damn game to wheel
Texas blows goat dong
8trackdisco
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Fri, Jan 9 2009, 6:50 PM EST
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I am exhausted
Why I'm up is beyond me
Wheel wants Scott's Sausage
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#222
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Fri, Jan 9 2009, 6:54 PM EST
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Two men in tub
One says pass soap
The other says NO SCOTT
ScottHar
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Fri, Jan 9 2009, 6:59 PM EST
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My ears are plugged up.
(No, not with sausage, you ****.)
Maybe beer will help.
ScottHar
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:23 AM EST
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Have some great friends
But none that I would consider
rubbin weiners together
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#225
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:39 AM EST
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Please don't outbid me
Need good smokes for just a buck
Overbidders suck
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:40 AM EST
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I just cut a fart
Beans and franks were what I had
Fart smells very bad
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:46 AM EST
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The priest on Friday
Was not allowed to eat meat
And so he had nun
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#228
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:50 AM EST
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I love big titties
Very fun to squeeze and suck
Now I am horny
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#229
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:53 AM EST
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I enjoy this thread
It is fun to write haikus
Fun to read them too
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#230
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 12:58 AM EST
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Ran out of ideas
This will be my last haiku
Hope you enjoyed them
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#231
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 6:54 AM EST
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I need o seriously diet
AND THAT SUCKS...
MACS
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Code of the Cowboy
Brokeback mountain wheelrite style
Must be truly gay
lluvia
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 4:28 PM EST
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kids are with grandma
out having mocha alone
article sucks...moan
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#234
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taco farts smell bad
beer for breakfast is good
moist cigars light hard
lluvia
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#235
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 5:22 PM EST
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I have a Tabak
Especial to go home to
good my kids won't know
MACS
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I need a cigar
Mag forty six coming up
Then it is bedtime
MACS
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 5:36 PM EST
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Steve Smith caught a pass
It is about fuggin time
Score a damn touchdown
8trackdisco
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 5:37 PM EST
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Took the Ravens early,
The Cardinals are killing me,
Frank's Hot Sauce; spicy.
lluvia
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 6:08 PM EST
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I know I should care
about what you are saying
but I just don't...yawn
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#240
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 6:54 PM EST
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So many azzhats
Give me hard times when I post
Country calls me "****"
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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#241
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Sat, Jan 10 2009, 6:56 PM EST
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How does one get banned ?
Mentioning competitors ?
I'll find out someday
lluvia
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#242
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PPP, no stress
be happy he's just jealous
of your fancy ways
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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I will watch today
The Eagles kill the Giants
Should be lots of fun
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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Thanks so much for the kind words
I'll sleep better now
lluvia
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la la la la la
la la di dum di dum di
la la la la la
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
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Just smoked a Padron
It was very delicious
Might have another
lluvia
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The chihuahua won't
care diddly if I go out
back and smoke a lone Tabak
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You just screwed one up
Middle seven syllables
Last line should have five
lluvia
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ewwwwwwwww...you're right
I better go to bed then
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I now curse this thread
Can't stop making up haikus
It is addicting
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