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MACS Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Red Sox got beat on
Series is not looking good
Rays can kiss my ass
Maxplayer14 Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 08-13-2008
Posts: 1,184
Yes We Can!!!
Yes We can!!!
Yes We Can!!!
ScottHar Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Rays-Phillies Series
Will have terrible ratings:
Fox will lose millions!


ScottHar
marc palanzo Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 02-06-2006
Posts: 2,786
Short attention span
Maybe I have ADD
Look there's a puppy
ScottHar Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Christmas gifts galore:
Outside with my new shotgun...
Reindeer burgers rock!


ScottHar
newby46176 Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
oh santa watch out
for scotthar has a shotgun
please don't kill rudolph
ScottHar Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
He left big boot tracks.
I found him there in the woods.
Santa sure does bleed...
newby46176 Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
oh no santas dead
scotthar you f-ing grinch
the whos will cry
ScottHar Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
He isn't dead yet.
We're talking about all those
Years he skipped my house.
andytv Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Read all of these poems
Some of them are really great!
Others....not to much.
tbrochin Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2008
Posts: 8,164
Ate breakfast today
Golden Corral is the ****
It makes me go poop
JadeRose Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Scotthar is an ass
thinks killing Santa is fun
gets **** in stocking
Baron Porthos Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2005
Posts: 3,251
pancakes and bacon
Arizona Tangellos are good
time for morning sex
ScottHar Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Maybe I'm just square
But sex with citrus seems wrong--
But...whatever, dude.

ScottHar
Baron Porthos Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2005
Posts: 3,251
ScottHar is so far
from square that he can be seen
rolling from laughter
eleltea Offline
#216 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
this dewdrop world . . .
a dewdrop world it is,
and yet . . . and yet . . . translations
8trackdisco Offline
#217 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
Consuming coffee
Stomach is on Full Gurgle
Lunch to be chili
ScottHar Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Needed points today.
Hartley had 6 PATs.
Kickers are worthless.


ScottHar
8trackdisco Offline
#219 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
Too cold to smoke cigar
Vikings and Cowboys lost games
It's not a bad day
JadeRose Offline
#220 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Kurt Warner sucks ass
We lost the damn game to wheel
Texas blows goat dong
8trackdisco Offline
#221 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
I am exhausted
Why I'm up is beyond me
Wheel wants Scott's Sausage
cigarman692900 Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 11-18-2007
Posts: 3,417
Two men in tub
One says pass soap
The other says NO SCOTT
ScottHar Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
My ears are plugged up.
(No, not with sausage, you ****.)
Maybe beer will help.

ScottHar
okduckslayer Offline
#224 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2008
Posts: 1,115
Have some great friends
But none that I would consider
rubbin weiners together
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#225 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
Please don't outbid me
Need good smokes for just a buck
Overbidders suck
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#226 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
I just cut a fart
Beans and franks were what I had
Fart smells very bad
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
The priest on Friday
Was not allowed to eat meat
And so he had nun
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#228 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
I love big titties
Very fun to squeeze and suck
Now I am horny
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
I enjoy this thread
It is fun to write haikus
Fun to read them too
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
Ran out of ideas
This will be my last haiku
Hope you enjoyed them
jackconrad Offline
#231 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
I need o seriously diet

AND THAT SUCKS...
MACS Offline
#232 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Code of the Cowboy
Brokeback mountain wheelrite style
Must be truly gay
lluvia Offline
#233 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
kids are with grandma
out having mocha alone
article sucks...moan
blackfoot11 Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2004
Posts: 9,593
taco farts smell bad
beer for breakfast is good
moist cigars light hard
lluvia Offline
#235 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
I have a Tabak
Especial to go home to
good my kids won't know
MACS Offline
#236 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
I need a cigar
Mag forty six coming up
Then it is bedtime
MACS Offline
#237 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Steve Smith caught a pass
It is about fuggin time
Score a damn touchdown
8trackdisco Offline
#238 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
Took the Ravens early,
The Cardinals are killing me,
Frank's Hot Sauce; spicy.
lluvia Offline
#239 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
I know I should care
about what you are saying
but I just don't...yawn
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#240 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
So many azzhats
Give me hard times when I post
Country calls me "****"
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#241 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
How does one get banned ?
Mentioning competitors ?
I'll find out someday
lluvia Offline
#242 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
PPP, no stress
be happy he's just jealous
of your fancy ways
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#243 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
I will watch today
The Eagles kill the Giants
Should be lots of fun
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#244 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
Re: 242
Thanks so much for the kind words
I'll sleep better now
lluvia Offline
#245 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
la la la la la
la la di dum di dum di
la la la la la
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#246 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
Just smoked a Padron
It was very delicious
Might have another
lluvia Offline
#247 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
The chihuahua won't
care diddly if I go out
back and smoke a lone Tabak
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#248 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
You just screwed one up
Middle seven syllables
Last line should have five
lluvia Offline
#249 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
ewwwwwwwww...you're right
I better go to bed then
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#250 Posted:
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
I now curse this thread
Can't stop making up haikus
It is addicting
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