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lluvia Offline
#251 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:22 PM EST
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Some poet I am
can't even count to seven
and then back to five
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#252 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:23 PM EST
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Someday I will try
To speak only in haiku
Should be quite a day
lluvia Offline
#253 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:24 PM EST
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I know what you mean
I really should clean my house
or read something good
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#254 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:26 PM EST
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Let's try some "reverse haikus"
Middle line now five
The first and last now seven
lluvia Offline
#255 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:26 PM EST
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LMFAO
I would love to hear that done.
You Underdog You
8trackdisco Offline
#256 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:27 PM EST
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I know how to party
Just yanked a hair from a mole
Party on 8track
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#257 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:27 PM EST
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We both need to get a life
Middle of the night
Exchanging stupid haikus
lluvia Offline
#258 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:28 PM EST
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I love to reverse myself
all dizzy and fun
you silly son of a gun
lluvia Offline
#259 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:30 PM EST
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Yes you are right, Oh Wise One
at least we can laugh
and giggle ourselves to sleep
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#260 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:31 PM EST
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8trackdisco just joined in
He likes haikus too
There is nothing else to do
lluvia Offline
#261 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:32 PM EST
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Hello 8trackdisco dude
how do you reverse
the haiku doodoo
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#262 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:33 PM EST
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Lets get up to 500
And then at that point
Go back to normal haikus
lluvia Offline
#263 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:35 PM EST
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I will post a cinquain thread
tomorrow at dusk
so we can go nuts again
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#264 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:35 PM EST
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It is now 12:38
Starting to get late
I will return tomorrow
lluvia Offline
#265 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:37 PM EST
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Nevermind 263
500 is good
you rock, PPP, baby!
lluvia Offline
#266 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 7:39 PM EST
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nigh nigh and good night sweet dreams
until tomorrow
may your fingers be quiet
jackconrad Offline
#267 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 8:14 PM EST
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6

12 47

11 009
lluvia Offline
#268 Posted: Sat, Jan 10 2009, 8:24 PM EST
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we now do reverse haiku
?????
???????

Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#269 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:27 AM EST
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This thread now goes back on top
We need more haikus
In reverse 'til 500
jackconrad Offline
#270 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:40 AM EST
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hakiu sensless
is what

me tell please
lluvia Offline
#271 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:41 AM EST
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I can't believe you are still
here making haiku
what is the matter with you
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#272 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:44 AM EST
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I don't believe in sleeping
Complete waste of time
Plenty of sleep when I die
lluvia Offline
#273 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:52 AM EST
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lack of sleep affects perform-
ance you should try it
lack of it can make you duh
8trackdisco Offline
#274 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:55 AM EST
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Simply a bad idea
Like nipple rings from pawn shops
Need to floss, popcorn
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#275 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:58 AM EST
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OK I'll go take a nap
Keep this thread alive
Back for more haikus at five
lluvia Offline
#276 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:59 AM EST
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dog is yipping too much
dumb dog pooped on floor
put her outside to suffer
lluvia Offline
#277 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:02 AM EST
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don't worry 50 degrees
outside today love
Arizona winters, coffee
lluvia Offline
#278 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:04 AM EST
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^I know I know lost it
extra syllable
in last line I don't care, toast
8trackdisco Offline
#279 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:11 AM EST
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Love Arizona
Its been years since I've been there
Miss the Grand Canyon
lluvia Offline
#280 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:17 AM EST
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I grew up here with edsbar
city's too big now
I pretend I live on farm
8trackdisco Offline
#281 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:26 AM EST
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Living in Phoenix?
Too busy an area for me.
South Tucson was bleak.
lluvia Offline
#282 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:33 AM EST
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I am sure Tucson has grown
since you were there last
I haven't gone there in years
jackconrad Offline
#283 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 9:15 AM EST
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Sexy girls

Roger Ramget

I am losing it
lluvia Offline
#284 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 11:03 AM EST
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Was told to keep this going
stuck in haiku hell
please end it soon, soup
lluvia Offline
#285 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 11:17 AM EST
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I am now sick feel like crap
PPP get up
I think I have strep or cold



please:)
ScottHar Offline
#286 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:05 PM EST
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5, 7, then 5.
Even senseless haikus should
n't be that hard, right?

ScottHar

lluvia Offline
#287 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:07 PM EST
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we reversed it last night dude
PPP said so
we will do 7 5 7 now
ScottHar Offline
#288 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:33 PM EST
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^Or 7-5-9?
(And if PPP told you
to jump off a bridge?)

ScottHar
lluvia Offline
#289 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:40 PM EST
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LOL. You are right about the last one. I'm sick what you want for nothing...he was obsessed or possessed last night...he started haikuing on all the threads
victor808 Offline
#290 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:44 PM EST
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You can not destroy
me, I come back in many forms
I am victor 8xx
lluvia Offline
#291 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 2:47 PM EST
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^ scared of you dude now
what the heck are you saying
strange shapeshifter man
victor808 Offline
#292 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 3:34 PM EST
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The weekend is done.
My freedom will be revoked,
back to the cellar
lluvia Offline
#293 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 3:38 PM EST
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Mine too but I'm sick
so I took sick leave happy
salsa medicine
jackconrad Offline
#294 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:39 PM EST
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Monday is tommorow

tommorow is the day after today

tuesday is the day after
lluvia Offline
#295 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 5:41 PM EST
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depends on where you
are today could be monday
tomorrow tuesday
jackconrad Offline
#296 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:12 PM EST
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Where i am

is all that matters

matter matters though
lluvia Offline
#297 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 6:47 PM EST
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lol giggle
lol giggle giggle
lol giggle
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#298 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 7:33 PM EST
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Well I'm back again tonight
500 we might
Go back to standard haikus
jackconrad Offline
#299 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 7:54 PM EST
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299 is just a number

insignifigant

as a pea
jackconrad Offline
#300 Posted: Sun, Jan 11 2009, 7:54 PM EST
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300

now were talkin

a milestone
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