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Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#301 Posted: Mon, Jan 12 2009, 8:45 AM EST
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Thread almost went to page two
Had to post again
To keep this thread on page one
lluvia Offline
#302 Posted: Mon, Jan 12 2009, 9:01 AM EST
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Then I will help you
even though I hope never
to hear haiku, soup
8trackdisco Offline
#303 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 5:20 PM EST
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Finger nails short
Difficult time picking nose
Cooper shoots bobcats
lluvia Offline
#304 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 5:35 PM EST
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LOL I must
Oh no, more haiku pounding
in my head, butthead
rfenst Offline
#305 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 5:47 PM EST
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8-Track makes up ****.
Claims to nose pick this Winter
Maybe blood will gush!
lluvia Offline
#306 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 5:50 PM EST
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ew ew ew ew ew
yuck yuck and yucky yuck yuck
that is some gross chit
rfenst Offline
#307 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:07 PM EST
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8-Track started it,
not me. Blame him all you want;
he will be fine by Spring.
lluvia Offline
#308 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:10 PM EST
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buwah ha ha ha
I have the giggles now wah!
this is so silly
8trackdisco Offline
#309 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:18 PM EST
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Damn Canadians
All they send is snow and cold
At least they make bacon
lluvia Offline
#310 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:21 PM EST
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*****
^ is me laughing with my
mouth open but with no sound
lluvia Offline
#311 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:25 PM EST
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I thought they send us
soy too and beef steaks
I want to eat now
rfenst Offline
#312 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:25 PM EST
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Haiku can be fun,
but there are rules to follow.
lluvia gets them!
lluvia Offline
#313 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:28 PM EST
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I can syllable
count indeed but I can't stop
once I start nuts chit
lluvia Offline
#314 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:29 PM EST
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oops nuts chit not you
I was just cussing again
so sorry rfenst
8trackdisco Offline
#315 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:34 PM EST
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Ooops, sorry Robert
'Bacon' is two syllables
Brain is half frozen
lluvia Offline
#316 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:36 PM EST
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8trackdisco has
frozen brains so don't let him
I do not know what
8trackdisco Offline
#317 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:38 PM EST
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Cold temps can be good
Nine below keeps riff raff out
Fewer illegals
lluvia Offline
#318 Posted: Sat, Jan 24 2009, 6:43 PM EST
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I love illegals
they are my neighbors and so
I say poop to that
Baron Porthos Offline
#319 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 4:55 AM EST
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What is this stuff huh
coded secrets nonsense
more beer and cigars
8trackdisco Offline
#320 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 5:10 AM EST
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Legal citizens
Should be our priority
We can disagree
andytv Offline
#321 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:30 AM EST
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Party last night here
Had beer and wine and then gin
now I want to puke
tbrochin Offline
#322 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:38 AM EST
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ScottHar had party
Much sausage was consumed there
He likes the tube steak
tbrochin Offline
#323 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:39 AM EST
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Worked second last night
Had fat guy run from me so
I tased his fat ass
lluvia Offline
#324 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:43 AM EST
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tbrochin you stud
way to go tazing buttocks
of running fat man
tbrochin Offline
#325 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:45 AM EST
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He hit the ground hard
Dumbass was just trespassing
Don't drop the soap, bitch
8trackdisco Offline
#326 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:48 AM EST
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Watching Goodfellas
Three hours evaporate
4 below zero
lluvia Offline
#327 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:54 AM EST
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four below oh my
and I hate that soap mean line
track stay warm with good fellas
tbrochin Offline
#328 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:56 AM EST
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Sorry to offend
OK not really but it
sounded good to say
lluvia Offline
#329 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:00 AM EST
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dear tbrochin dude
no problem amigo you
just trying to be funny
tbrochin Offline
#330 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:03 AM EST
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I thought haikus should
have five syllables first then
seven then five last
lluvia Offline
#331 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:06 AM EST
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oopsy you are right
please forgive me I jacked up
my haiku to you
lluvia Offline
#332 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:09 AM EST
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haiku to rocky
and busa and f16
bombs away haha
tbrochin Offline
#333 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:23 AM EST
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I thought I had seen
a new form of haiku but
I can forgive you
wvwa34 Offline
#334 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 8:59 AM EST
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three .............34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8trackdisco Offline
#335 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 12:54 PM EST
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Watching bad movie
Wife making banana bread
"Gerry" is the flick
MACS Offline
#336 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 12:56 PM EST
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Night shift is the pits
Can't sleep well during the day
what the f***, over
rfenst Offline
#337 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 12:59 PM EST
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Threadjack:

Macs, look into Provigil. It is prescribed for people who work night shift!
lluvia Offline
#338 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 1:06 PM EST
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rfenst I forgive
you but must disagree take
Bedtime tea from Joe's
8trackdisco Offline
#339 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 1:07 PM EST
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Florida lawyer
Seems to take a lot of pills
Knows medications
MACS Offline
#340 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 1:12 PM EST
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Unisom sleep gels
will work fine, if I take them
don't like sleeping pills
andytv Offline
#341 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 1:16 PM EST
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Drinking canned Old Mil
From a nice crystal wine glass
I'm crazy this way
8trackdisco Offline
#342 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 1:38 PM EST
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Tuna melts today
The Banana bread is next
I'm getting gassy
MACS Offline
#343 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:10 PM EST
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You're getting gassy?
Wow... now there is a surprise.
That was sarcasm.
tbrochin Offline
#344 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:16 PM EST
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Stink in my squad car
Eminating from my arse
Beans for lunch: not good
lluvia Offline
#345 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:30 PM EST
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MAC if you want tea
someone send me an addy
or you can buy Unisom
lluvia Offline
#346 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:31 PM EST
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tbrochin likes beans
but needs Bean-o for gas prob
eminating from squad car
lluvia Offline
#347 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:32 PM EST
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and maybe a tree
to hang from his belt would be
a good idea or three
lluvia Offline
#348 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:34 PM EST
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oops or three was too
many syllables I doof-
ess for doing that
rfenst Offline
#349 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:41 PM EST
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339. Author: 8trackdisco

I don't take many pills.
I read med recs all day long;
Got to know the meds...

ScottHar Offline
#350 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:53 PM EST
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re: three-two-two
You tasted some dude's fat ass?!
(And you think I'M gay?!)
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