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andytv Offline
#401 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
#392

Dolphin is fancy
Blinking lights in case of "loss"
Tough on batteries



Thriller looks "OK"
Hard to tell if it is clean
If used for back door
ScottHar Offline
#402 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 2:03 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
In meeting from hell.
"...revenue forecasts, blah, blah..."
Dying a slow death.
wtjvj Offline
#403 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 2:07 PM EST
Joined: 09-26-2006
Posts: 9,973
Dulce De Leche....
a can in andy`s ass
dirty duumpster
wheelrite Offline
#404 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 2:11 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
cowboys in the Play Offs
A chicken in a pot
Porn on the TV...
jackconrad Offline
#405 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 2:34 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\%&*/)
(O’.’O)
(")_(")

Manatees

Raped poor Andy

at a very influential Country Club
andytv Offline
#406 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 2:40 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Our liberal friend
Keeps drawing new insult threads
you smell the man love?
chiefburg Offline
#407 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 4:37 PM EST
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
Banana hammock
Is a senseless haikus phrase
But, you asked for it
lou2row Offline
#408 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 6:02 PM EST
Joined: 12-22-2006
Posts: 9,995
I just lost a bet
teedubbya's son shoveled snow
andytv sucks
andytv Offline
#409 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 6:03 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
I just won a bet
Angry young man shoveled snow
Owe TW back rub!
lou2row Offline
#410 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 6:08 PM EST
Joined: 12-22-2006
Posts: 9,995
oops that should have been
"Andytv won the bet"
that was a typo
wheelrite Offline
#411 Posted: Tue, Jan 5 2010, 6:10 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Hoof Hearted
wtjvj Offline
#412 Posted: Wed, Jan 6 2010, 1:49 PM EST
Joined: 09-26-2006
Posts: 9,973
Sometimes I wish I were gay.
Guido's Dirty Dumpster Cafe!
I Return With A Report On My Ass
andytv Offline
#413 Posted: Wed, Jan 6 2010, 1:56 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
^this guy's a dummy
he can't count five, seven, five
instead posts titles
jackconrad Offline
#414 Posted: Wed, Jan 6 2010, 8:07 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\%&*/)
(O’.’O)
(")_(")ANtennas

Then Rabbits Ears

Sattelites

Let's drink Beers
8trackdisco Offline
#415 Posted: Thu, Jan 7 2010, 2:48 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Two inches of snow
Busy day ahead at work
Got to get going
ScottHar Offline
#416 Posted: Mon, Feb 22 2010, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
DVR is paused.
Sometimes want to pause real life--
("Get your paws off me!")

ScottHar
jackconrad Offline
#417 Posted: Mon, Feb 22 2010, 8:51 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\%&*/)
(O’.’O)
(")_(")I like

Eggs

at Easter
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#418 Posted: Tue, Feb 23 2010, 12:11 AM EST
Joined: 12-28-2008
Posts: 3,050
Yay ... haikus are back
I missed this thread very much
Glad that it got topped
pabloescabar Offline
#419 Posted: Tue, Feb 23 2010, 10:03 AM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
check one two...
is this thing on ?
can you hear me now ?
xibbumbero Offline
#420 Posted: Tue, Feb 23 2010, 10:48 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Russian curling team
curling stones heavy and slick
my stones hurt hand is sore
8trackdisco Offline
#421 Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2010, 4:35 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Had quesadillas
Cilantro made them tasty
Family Guy is great
lluvia Offline
#422 Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2010, 4:38 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
cilantro is good
I love it in soup
hi 8trackdisco
wheelrite Offline
#423 Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2010, 4:39 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Ate beans,
Farts feel good.
Long live Rock...

wheel,
gringococolo Offline
#424 Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2010, 4:40 PM EST
Joined: 02-04-2006
Posts: 4,626
My wife is back now

Nuts are drained and dry

My life is perfect
8trackdisco Offline
#425 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 3:25 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Five seven then five.
People, get it together.
Fingernails too short.
lluvia Offline
#426 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 3:53 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
I did exercise
now I'm cooking spaghetti
the kids are happy
JadeRose Offline
#427 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 3:54 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
It's weed smoking day
An old friend came back to us
Whoa! Did you see that?
8trackdisco Offline
#428 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 3:58 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Watching some tv
Deadliest Warrior on
My boy loves this stuff
MACS Offline
#429 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 4:00 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
waiting for a bus
homies can't party with weed
on four twenty day
8trackdisco Offline
#430 Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2010, 4:13 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Russian Spetznaz will
Battle the fierce IRA
Spike TV is great
andytv Offline
#431 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 6:30 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Haiku Nouveau's gay
Hey!!!! Look at me breaking rules!
It doesn't matter.
andytv Offline
#432 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 6:31 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
AhhhhCHOOOOO........AhhhhhhhhhhCHOOOOOO.......snort
HACK........gurgle............PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT....sniff...........sniff...gulp....
Boy this cold sucks ass.
8trackdisco Offline
#433 Posted: Sun, Apr 25 2010, 9:23 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Lasagna for lunch
Bowling on the agenda
Who will stop the rain
8trackdisco Offline
#434 Posted: Sun, May 23 2010, 5:06 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Warm and windy day,
Weekend winding down toward sleep,
Naked lawn jarts bad.
MACS Offline
#435 Posted: Sun, May 23 2010, 5:18 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
got me a smoker,
smoked a big pork butt on it,
it will get better
00camper Offline
#436 Posted: Mon, May 24 2010, 7:35 AM EST
Joined: 07-11-2003
Posts: 2,326
The shoe store hates me
My book is too heavy to read
Does my book like me
8trackdisco Offline
#437 Posted: Wed, Jul 28 2010, 5:10 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Vodka not all bad
Except for the people near
Could use a ****
jackconrad Offline
#438 Posted: Wed, Jul 28 2010, 8:17 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\V/)
(;’T’;)
(")_(")

Bunnies Drink Coffee too

The Oily Bird Feeds the worms

If they expand your thinking Why do they call Them Shrinks
ScottHar Offline
#439 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:19 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Fantasy football.
Draft day mind games;I think I'll...
Take a kicker first.
MACS Offline
#440 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
You're not that stupid
wait... you might be that stupid
I damn sure hope so
DrMaddVibe Offline
#441 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:24 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Haikus are for ****gots
MACS Offline
#442 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
HOMOPHOBE OUTRAGE
Where the hell is hockeydad
Maddvibe fears the queers
DrMaddVibe Offline
#443 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:29 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
I wasn't in the Navy!
ScottHar Offline
#444 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:29 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
R E 441
You are doing this thing wrong.
Need more syllables.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#445 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:29 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
I'm just not trying!
MACS Offline
#446 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Re 443

It sucks to be you
You don't get a check each month
You know... just like me
DrMaddVibe Offline
#447 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
If I had to suck ****
each month in the navy
then I couldn't live with myself!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#448 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:36 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
PS...I'll be wearing the Mobile Bay hat with pride this weekend!
pabloescabar Offline
#449 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:39 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
gay pride, got a flag ? know a **** ? ?
MACS Offline
#450 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:41 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
447 - those are vicious rumors. Totally untrue.

Sailors get more (female) poontang than ANY service.

448 - DAMN STRAIGHT!
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