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CROS Offline
#351 Posted:
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TG, I'll see what I can come up with. I think you have to add booze to make it work, though, don't you?
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#352 Posted:
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349. Author: teedubbya Date: 02/22/2008 01:06 PM Reply
you want the camera to be rubbery yet not bouncy.... do not want folks hurt on the riccoche

I'd like to invent a book that has the proper way to spell words. Then I would mail a copy to TW and hope he read it... "ricochet"
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#353 Posted:
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TG, ya'll need a webcam for this herf.......really.......or at least an "on the scene" reporter........come on man, make it happen!!

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#354 Posted:
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damn and I went back and added the c

you rat bastid sumbich
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#355 Posted:
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353. Author: dkeage Date: 02/22/2008 01:10 PM Reply
TG, ya'll need a webcam for this herf.......really.......or at least an "on the scene" reporter........come on man, make it happen!!

What they need is a referee


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#356 Posted:
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TW, Hatespeaker!
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#357 Posted:
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Somehow I don't think there will be a shortage of booze at this herf.

Although the driving factor might cut down on the quantity imbibed.
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#358 Posted:
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357!
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#359 Posted:
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SONOFA!!!
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#360 Posted:
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355, NO REFEREE........cage match.......2 men enter, one man leave.......TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE!!!

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#361 Posted:
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I hope someone other than jj destroys property or is driven to drunken violence so he doesn't stand out anymore
CROS Offline
#362 Posted:
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KUMATE! KUMATE! KUMATE! KUMATE!
dkeage Offline
#363 Posted:
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Man.....if I was there.............
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#364 Posted:
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353. Author: dkeage Date: 02/22/2008 01:10 PM Reply
TG, ya'll need a webcam for this herf.......really.......or at least an "on the scene" reporter........come on man, make it happen!!
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Interesting idea. I'll see what I can do - no promises though, since I don't have a cellular network card for a notebook. Not sure if they have DSL or cable internet there or not.
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#365 Posted:
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355. Author: CROS Date: 02/22/2008 01:13 PM Reply
353. Author: dkeage Date: 02/22/2008 01:10 PM Reply
TG, ya'll need a webcam for this herf.......really.......or at least an "on the scene" reporter........come on man, make it happen!!

What they need is a referee

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That too.

I nominate KNOF. He bounces off the walls anyway from what I understand, so this will just give him something useful to do with that tallent.

Plus, if he's preoccupied, the rest of us might actually be able to get a word in edgewise this way.
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#366 Posted:
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^Ouch
Ram27 Offline
#367 Posted:
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I second TG's nomination , don't forget a 'step ladder ' !!!!!!


Been very busy, while I was gone.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#368 Posted:
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Yeah, that sounded a bit harsh. Sorry.

Was meant as a joke. KNOF's reputation proceedes him and there probably is some level of exageration to the stories.

Bad joke. Sorry.
teedubbya Offline
#369 Posted:
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maybe that was his Knoffeldanger?
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#370 Posted:
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I found it funny. Keith's got a good sense of humor. I'm sure he would take it in stride.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#371 Posted:
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The thing is that I have not yet met Keith, so the joke might have been a bit innapropriate based on that fact.
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#372 Posted:
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I haven't met him in person either but I do bump into him on now and again on Ventrilo.
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#373 Posted:
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re #348

TW email on that please

Todd dot Engle at NGC dot com
CROS Offline
#374 Posted:
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Now my boss has read that there have been no new animals domesticated in the last 4000 years. He's trying to come up with an animal to domesticate. He just suggested to me that we try to start the "first ever deer farm." I informed him that there are already deer farms. He told me to research it and get him a phone number to one of them. What in God's name is he going to say to a deer farmer?
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#375 Posted:
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Knof is like that little puppy from the Warner Brother's cartoons that hops around the big dog all excited asking "What are we gonna do now Spike? Huh, Spike? You wanna go chase cars, Spike? Huh, Spike?"

He's good people, though.

Rambo? You ever met my man Pablo? He's a good dude, man.
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#376 Posted:
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Maybe a Unicorn farm. What has horns that would screw a horse?
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#377 Posted:
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Yes, MAC, I have, he was like a little mouse.( Well not little) LOL
Just busting on him , was way toooooo quiet in here, pulling a TW.

Stir the pot and run off........


Notice, I never touched on the ' camera ' !?! LOL
JHC Offline
#378 Posted:
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LMAO....CROS, you have your hands full.
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#379 Posted:
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MACS, very good example of Knof.
TG, Bucky is right. He is a good guy and would laugh right along.
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#380 Posted:
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350. Author: Thunder.Gerbil Date: 02/22/2008 01:06 PM Reply
Kipp,

Somehow I think that tables might be reversed this time. If only for a photo-op.

_______________________________________________

LMAO! So TG does this mean your going to babysit Slimboli so he doesn't get so stupid drunk again. Dude, all the veiled threats in the world won't stop me from coming up to see pablo and the rest of my friends up there. See you in a few days sweetie...LOL


JJ
JHC Offline
#381 Posted:
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Yep.....definitely need a web cam.
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#382 Posted:
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engletl EMS

I didn't see any threats and my guess is yall will get along just fine..... the internets do strange things but when you get people together personally you find they are not what you think
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#383 Posted:
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TW reply sent
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#384 Posted:
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CROS

He sounds like the owner of our comapany. He has a "hobby" area in the building where he works on his different ideas.

- Small "personal sized" windmills to charge car batteries but the blades have to be bullet proof for some reason.

- A glove that is coated in abrasive for sanding difficult shapes. The abrasive needs to be able to be washed off the glove and recharged with a different grit.

- Some sort of climbing post thingie for a cat to excercise on.

- My favorite one: Dark cholocate M&M's. Had a local candy company make a big batch so he could sell them. Too bad Mars Inc beat him to the punch.
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#385 Posted:
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The roads were wet but clear. It took me less time to get home than it normally does. WHOO HOO!!! I'd be more exited if my wife wasn't home telling me to work...

And I veto the webcam idea on the premise of "Plauseable deniability."
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#386 Posted:
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jj,

That's between you and slim. If he's been threatning you, then that's your problem, take it up with the Police not me.

I still think it would make a funny photo-op. Even if it's staged.

teedubbya Offline
#387 Posted:
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engletl my account must be out of wack



try me at
teedubbya Offline
#388 Posted:
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thats how I took it TG
teedubbya Offline
#389 Posted:
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oh wait... not its not

*my chance to get jj to not be mad at me*

Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#390 Posted:
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PS: KNOF is refereeing. I'm just there to sell popcorn, peants, hot dogs and goulash. (old M*A*S*H* joke)
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#391 Posted:
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tw,

The staged photo-op was how I orginally meant the initial comment, but apparently there are still some issues there.
teedubbya Offline
#392 Posted:
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391 That is exactly how I took it. That everyone is good with everything, there are no issues and something may be staged all ini good fun.

Didn't realize the nerve is still raw there. I'll stop joking about it now. I thought it was long past.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#393 Posted:
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RE #392

"Didn't realize the nerve is still raw there... I thought it was long past"

Me too (see post #44 of this thread).

Guess not. I'm done with it too.
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#394 Posted:
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LOL! Hey, not that I give a **** but here is my version of what happened. I sent this to Burgie a while back when he wanted to find out what happened. The only person that could refute this version is pablo, as he Slim and myself were the only ones there. Well that and Slimboli probably doesn't remember it all that clearly anyway...LOL

______________________________________________

> B
>
> OK for the last time, or maybe I should
> actually post it again, except every time I do the
> natives get restless and SteveR or somebody winds up
> deleting the threads...LOL
>
> Pablo, Slim and I are sitting at the bar having a
> beer and a cigar. The only real drunk that night was
> Slimboli by the way. Pablo takes a couple (2 - 3, I
> don't remember) of pictures, I'm not really paying
> attention and Slim says "oh that'll be a good one",
> wait til we put that on-line. I assume Slim has done
> something stupid like he had been doing previously
> at the cigar lounge down the street. I tell pablo to
> hand me the camera so that I can view the picture
> and delete it if I don't like it.
>
> Slim is protesting but pablo hands me the camera
> anyway. As I'm am trying to bring up the pictures,
> Slim tries to grab the camera out of my hands and
> spills a full or damn near full beer into my lap.
> I'm **** pissed, mostly because I just hate
> stupidity and quite frankly I have never really
> liked Slimboli in the first place. Oh I like to
> screw around just like everybody else, but
> gross **** stupidity pisses me off...LOL
>
> Anyway, I glance down at the camera and the beer in
> my lap. I glare over at Slim, look back at the
> camera in my hands, look back at Slim (a
> little light goes off in my head) and I toss the
> camera over Slimboli's shoulder staring him square
> in the eyes. No going off in a fit of rage, no
> standing up and heaving the camera against the wall.
> I simply tossed it over his shoulder into the
> hallway.
>
>
> Later, JJ

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Well that's pretty much it and I know my many fans (TW LOL) are crushed that it wasn't more dramatic but that's really all there was too it. I had already told Slimboli to just leave me the **** alone but he was waaaay drunk and wouldn't/couldn't listening to reason. Hell he even started the same **** the next night and I had to tell him I was going to put my friggen cigar out in his eyeball if he didn't leave me the fark alone...LOL


Later, JJ


CROS Offline
#395 Posted:
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Hey anybody know any good camera jokes?


What...?


The joke's over...?


...


Hmmm. so how 'bout that briannesucks guy, huh. What a douche.

(slinking away)
teedubbya Offline
#396 Posted:
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jj I've never had any issue wit ya and always found the story funny however it is told.

camera abuser
dkeage Offline
#397 Posted:
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I don't know why, but this comes to mind........anyone remember this exchange??


Tourist #1: What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that? [ chuckling at himself ] What's that danged thing doing here! How did that get here? What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that?! How'd that dang deal get here?! [ turns off-camera ] Hey! Come on over here and look at this deal!

[ Tourist #2 wanders onto the set to take a bewildered look ]

Tourist #2: What the hell is that?

Tourist #1: I don't know what the hell that is!

Tourist #2: What in the hell is that?!

Tourist #1: Hey, you kids! Get away from there!

Tourist #2: I would not mess with that thing..

Tourist #1: Don't put your lips on it!

Tourist #2: [ ever curious ] What the hell is this?

Tourist #1: Well.. get a photo of me with it, anyway!
teedubbya Offline
#398 Posted:
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but now that I know you looked him in the eye as you threw it it changes everything
CROS Offline
#399 Posted:
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Bucky,

my boss is a real schmo. He told me this today, "Inventing is a two part process. Thinking of an idea, then making it. I do the hard part, which is thinking up the idea. Now all you have to do is figure out how to make it."

Sometimes I'd like to make a device that would punch him in the face.
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