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The Real Cousin_Eddie
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#1 Posted:
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Long Story Short:

Who am I? I've been around here longer then most, but I unfortunately had to change my user handle after disagreeing with a member. I ended up getting 1000 junk e-mails a day to my account and I learned a good lesson. I was lucky that it was a junk e-mail account so I could just delete it but it made me think. Thanks for asking!
rastusmcnair Offline
#2 Posted:
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But we miss the hot Asian chicks......
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
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Good for you.

Don't know who you are. Don't care. Ain't gonna guess.

In my best Fez impersonation (That 70's Show): Good Day!
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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^ I always hear Fez when I read TW's posts. Seems to fit for some reason...
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#5 Posted:
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rastusmcnair - I have to laugh at you and others like you when you think I'm Adroomi. I got into it with him so many times - I couldn't stand that guy and it turns out we must have been cut from the same cloth.
tank71663 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-04-2004
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Then I would hafta guess........

The " Carpet Man Who Walks Real Fast "

Just a guess mind you...


Tank
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted:
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Cousin_Eddie = HockeyDad
MACS Offline
#8 Posted:
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^HELL NO!

Rugrunner would never, EVER, in a MILLION YEARS admit to being 'cut from the same cloth' as adroomi.

Never.









Ever.
MACS Offline
#9 Posted:
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Dammit hockeydad, 8 was for 6.
jackconrad Offline
#10 Posted:
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The Spainard returns...
edsbar60 Offline
#11 Posted:
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I'd say it's pretty obvious from your posts that you're not Adroomi. You don't give off that creepy skin crawling feeling like I got when reading Adroomi's posts.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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"cut from the same loin cloth..."

I'd never admit to that either...
burgess_b Offline
#13 Posted:
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agree completely with post #8.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted:
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It is not the Spaniard.....here watch:


Islam is the Religion of Peace.

(The real Bloody Spaniard cannot avoid attacking that statement or his head will explode!)
tank71663 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 4,192

HEY....

I said it was just a guess.....scheeeesch....

Tank
Smashed247 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Cousin_Eddie = !?!?!
grmcooper Offline
#17 Posted:
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I know...............
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#18 Posted:
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Do you want to find me and flail your twigs at me??
grmcooper Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 10-10-2006
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Will the real Cousin_Eddie please stand up...
JadeRose Offline
#20 Posted:
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"Back before I was in a wheelchair nobody did that and walked away. I guess it's cool to pick on a cripple. "
8trackdisco Offline
#21 Posted:
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^
Nice reference, Jade.
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted:
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8 track......That was literally THE first post I read on this board. I had no idea what was going on but I knew I was home because a cripple was, in fact, being picked on. LOL!!!!!

He deserved it, of course.
bloody spaniard Offline
#23 Posted:
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The moral & economic dissolution of America?
The imminent loss of homes for many Americans?
The never ending outsourcing of good jobs?
The breakdown of our medical system?

Do I worry about such insignificant things?

NO.

I pound sand up my fricken ass, whistle dixie, and dance like Nell Carter with a ****-eating grin wearing my MC Hammer pope hat as I ponder the mystery of the REAL Cousin_Eddie.
JadeRose Offline
#24 Posted:
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Wow blood....I was just doing the EXACT same thing.
JadeRose Offline
#25 Posted:
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no wait...I'm naked....you didn't say anything about being naked
bloody spaniard Offline
#26 Posted:
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I would like to serve up Cousin Eddie (deleted rest of post)

Please carry on with your naked cavorting, Jade.
Eddie awaits with breathless anticipation.
8trackdisco Offline
#27 Posted:
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Love ya, Brother Bloody.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#28 Posted:
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Bloody - Do I need to get my violin out for you? How about this take responsibility for who you are and where you ended up?
bloody spaniard Offline
#29 Posted:
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Violin for ME? Judging on what I've seen & read, I'm much better off than you, you poor ****.

Best you can do is brag, steal, and brag some more about your marginal "scores" but it WILL unfortunately catch up with you. I say unfortunately because it will affect your family.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#30 Posted:
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You sure are better off then me.. Thanks for the laugh no hop on that 15.5hp 42" cut Craftsman and show me what you are made of.
Charlie Offline
#31 Posted:
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Cuz is stirring it up a little bit......

return to forum without further posting on this thread.

Charlie
bloody spaniard Offline
#32 Posted:
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You want a ride? I'll strap you on by your ankles & aerate the lawn. Then, I'll have you sort the shredded rubber on the playground if you promise not to eat it. LOL
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#33 Posted:
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No not me just staying nose to nose and don't feel bad about having one of those junk heaps in your garage. I still have a Craftsman and it even has a bagger, but it's still a huge POS and I will sell it for $300 in the spring.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#34 Posted:
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I've seen you and I don't think you could handle using me as an aerator but thanks for the offer.
bloody spaniard Offline
#35 Posted:
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Mine is a late model & cost considerably more than you can probably afford.

...and I store it in a shed which is probably half the size of one of your delapidated, roach infested, rotting "mansions". Got nicer/paid for windows too.
CigarRichieRich Offline
#36 Posted:
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FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!
andytv Offline
#37 Posted:
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LAWNMOWER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















Maybe you two can tilt with rake handles!!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#38 Posted:
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I'm sure you are right but if you are ever in my area I'm let you take a spin on my John Deere. The sad thing is it cost more then my wife's convertible but after having a POS Craftsman for all those years it's worth it. My POS I use to lift on it's side with one arm and take the blades off with my other hand I couldn't even lift the deck of my new tractor.
bloody spaniard Offline
#39 Posted:
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#34. Wouldn't be the first time I've been underestimated. That's good.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#40 Posted:
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We could joust..
CigarRichieRich Offline
#41 Posted:
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How about a vintage gun duel!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#42 Posted:
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I never underestimate anyone I learned that one time by letting a guy get back up. I still won but I had to endure a little more then I cared to in the process.
DrafterX Offline
#43 Posted:
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40. Author: Cousin_Eddie
We could joust..


^ that would be gay...

Cousin_Eddie Offline
#44 Posted:
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That's cool by me.
bloody spaniard Offline
#45 Posted:
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Btw, I tried the John Deere's as well at a dealership. Found it to be an overpriced pos that could barely make it up an incline even though it had the same hp. Nicer cup holder though and IMO the green/yellow color screamed: I got's me some whitewalls and sweet hanging dice.
Charlie Offline
#46 Posted:
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Snow balls in Miami Beach in August would be interesting match up...then adjourn to the Clevelander Hotel's bar and smoke many cigars and drink many fine libations.

Charlie
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#47 Posted:
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It all changes when you have acres to cut and not a neighborhood lot. I can go through anything with that diesel and it doesn't even slow down.
bloody spaniard Offline
#48 Posted:
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Got me there, Eddie.
Btw, how much do you charge for mowing acres of lawns?
JHC Offline
#49 Posted:
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Lawn tractor joisting has a ring to it.
CigarRichieRich Offline
#50 Posted:
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Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!! then shake hands and exchange a top shelf puro and buy each other an expensive cognac! Then try to Kill each other after a few too many!
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