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pabloescabar Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 4:22 PM EST
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Im going to start with the first part of the rhyme then
as we go on the next person shall continue and so on, let us see how long it can get.I will start the RHYME,

I like Cigars,
beta362 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 4:28 PM EST
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women are from Mars
ajeroth Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 4:51 PM EST
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In 2004 reach for the stars...
xibbumbero Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 5:34 PM EST
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Or Cuban Limited Edition Jars. X
mrtelcom Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 5:38 PM EST
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Should this be on the Misc board, Escobars?
smelly4tay Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 5:42 PM EST
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tel, he's in the trunk of my cars.
redsquid Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 6:57 PM EST
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Well, he opened professing his fondness for 'gars.
So in spirit this thread is not TOO far.
xibbumbero Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 7:08 PM EST
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Maybe we should use some feathers and tar. X
merlin9052 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 7:19 PM EST
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Then stand around and smoke Bucanero's,aaarrrrrr!!
smelly4tay Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 7:59 PM EST
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X, did you shoot par?
xibbumbero Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 8:06 PM EST
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No,I didn't hearty har har! X
Homebrew Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 9:18 PM EST
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I think it's time to go back to the bar.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
tonylum Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 10:12 PM EST
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cause I just had a bowel movement, and it looks like a cigar.
mroptimistic Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 31 2003, 11:09 PM EST
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That was way to much information by far.
poprocz Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 2:15 AM EST
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Now that dude Tony, I could hang out with as long as he doesn't have LARS.
poprocz Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 2:16 AM EST
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Damn! I hope it doesn't leave scars
xibbumbero Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 9:11 AM EST
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I'm gettin otta here,where's my car? X
Lowman Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 9:25 AM EST
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Better stop for gas or you won't get too far...
mroptimistic Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 9:40 AM EST
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he only has to get to the nearest bar
Slimboli Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 9:41 AM EST
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... and I think I'm going to barf ...
eleltea Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 9:57 AM EST
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Said Bill to an aide with a cigar
Smoke this and you surely will go far.
She stated with gusto
As she eyed the robusto
"It's been dryboxed too long, put it back in the humidifi-ar."

poprocz Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 11:53 AM EST
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Bill said " Go head, I'm not to smart".
Robby Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 5:32 PM EST
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I hope my next cigar is up to parr. I made a wish apon a star that it would be a dream from a far. Low in nicotine, high in tar, tasty and delicious, one to raise the bar!
xibbumbero Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 1 2004, 5:37 PM EST
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A cigar on par is a Gurhka Centurian. It would make one raise his Scimitar. X
00camper Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 4:28 AM EST
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I lit up a cheap-o cigar
Thinking of folks from afar
Slimboli and MAVEN
Rantin’ and ravin’
Slappin’ and tradin’ their barbs!
penzt8 Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 9:59 AM EST
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A man who gazed at the stars
Drank liquor and smoked fine cigars
He’d sit on his porch
And light his smoke with a torch
And admire the colors of mars
pabloescabar Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 10:33 AM EST
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lets not forget the trip to mars,
plabonte Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 11:39 AM EST
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On the weekends I like to play Rockstar
while banging on my BC Rich Bass guitar
Crap! Did the amps just blow?
No that smoke from my CAO
Which by the way is a damn fine cigar
Burky4467 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 12:54 PM EST
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Slimboli is a negative peck-ar!
Big John Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 12:55 PM EST
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Are you a real rockstar
or do tou still have a "piece of Sh*t car
poprocz Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 3:40 PM EST
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You guys are real poets
and didn't even know it
You make a ryhme
each and every time
If we ever meet on a streetcar
while I play my sitar
Don't mind if I say from afar
I Love yous guys, You are quite bizarre
I could go on and on but I'm not writing my memoir's
btw, ya wanna go to the bazaar
poprocz Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 3:43 PM EST
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I really need to get a life
this has gone on way to FAR!!!

lol
xibbumbero Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Jan 2 2004, 4:32 PM EST
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It may in fact gone too far
but I think light up a cigar
take a walk and go stare at stars. X
chipslave Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 4:54 AM EST
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Hey everybody... Its Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
eleltea Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 5:27 AM EST
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This is getting bizarre
Burky4467 Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 5:36 AM EST
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One of my favorite war movies was "A Bridge Too Far"
pabloescabar Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 9:29 AM EST
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how long is your cigar
Burky4467 Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 9:42 AM EST
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Roughly the length of the neck of a gui-tar!
SteveS Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 11:04 AM EST
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I think I'll take a ride in the car ...
SteveS Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 11:05 AM EST
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shouldn't this be on Misc instead of cigars?

(and related)
pabloescabar Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 12:19 PM EST
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unless we compair to the like of fine cigars
poprocz Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Jan 3 2004, 12:25 PM EST
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OK, OK, this has gone on way to far.
We should probably can it or put it in a jar.
pabloescabar Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jan 5 2004, 7:13 PM EST
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But then you may not know how long or far, weather your
in your car or drinking in a bar maybe smoking your cigar,but by this is true all the above i wish upon you
Big John Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 6:43 AM EST
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D'oh, Now I a have a mental scar
Charlie Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 7:02 AM EST
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This is among the silliest postings we have had!

Charlie
patman Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 7:08 AM EST
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Dont be mad or sad really you should be glad.
Look at al lthe great times you've had.

It's really not all that bad
And remember it's probably just a fad
gerber Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 7:16 AM EST
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Perhaps we should call a truce
with all the Dr. Suess.

I prefer Jiminy, the world exemplar,
for wishing upon a star.
RDC Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 7:34 AM EST
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How true, how true said Dr. Suess as he gave her a goose. I put my gar in too far said the pain ridden Suess.

Now where is that crowbar to pry myself loose...
E-Chick Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 8:49 AM EST
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I've got your crow bar right here, honey child...

I'll give it back, when I'm done with it, after awhile...

BWAHAHAHAH! And as X said, "Hardy har har"...

I also have your finest and oily cigar!
Charlie Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Jan 6 2004, 9:00 AM EST
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Hey Marla,

How you doing these days? Welcome back!

Charlie
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