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lets rhyme for no reason
RDC Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
The crow bar is mine, give it right back! I need it to pry myself from that nasty old crack!

An oily gar is fine, the tastiest I’m sure. Well oiled up from the nether region we hope.

So onto the humi to select my prize, oh how I can’t wait to see your surprise!
tailgater Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
This rhyming has gone without even a hitch.
But mixing in politics is really my itch.
That Hillary Clinton is such a fat b.....

Oh, never mind.
E-Chick Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
I just read a post from LLT...

He sounded a bit sore...even for Lee...

But when you've been probed...

In places that no man has know'd...

You tend to be whiney...

When it's your first time - hiney!
RDC Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now!
Prancer, and Vixen,
On! Comet, on! Cupid, on!
Donner and Blitzen
gerber Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 783
When in want,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

:)
pablo808 Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 05-24-2020
Posts: 20
Up & Down Round & Round This Here Should Make People Frown
BuckyB93 Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
pablo digs deep to bring back some threads

We need to find some with adromi when he's on his meds
Palama Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
SOB is gud wif wurds, mabee he can add to this thread?
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Maybe before he was dead... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Online
#60 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
The pressure I feel
Anxiety's real
To be put on the spot is a deal I can't seal

But if I believe
And roll up my sleeve
I can pull something out of my azz and achieve!
Sunoverbeach Online
#61 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Nuthin'?!? I know it ain't Shakespeare and all, but whipped it up on the spot. That's gotta count for something
Stogie1020 Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
Meh.
Sunoverbeach Online
#63 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Fous Toi
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Ouch.
Telecaster52 Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 04-22-2022
Posts: 597
One Sob launched an attack on me
But I snuck in with my Torch and took out his front porch.
Sunoverbeach Online
#66 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Tele launched first
Unlike the story he rehearsed

Just sayin'
Telecaster52 Offline
#67 Posted:
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Posts: 597
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Tele launched first
Unlike the story he rehearsed

Just sayin'


I'm just a n00b with nothing to prove
But you've forced my hand now I'm bombing again.
J&K11 Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 08-20-2021
Posts: 55
Sitting in the rig
Im like frig
Stuck at a shipper
Not allowed to use the ****
Pinching a loaf
Over an old walmart bag gross
Gatorade bottle pressed to my wang
When im like dang
Whats that smell I sang
Its worse than the usual fresh turd in the air
When I notice my leg no longer has any hair
Dont get too excited
Twas the camp stove that got it ignited
Because I was cooking my lunch
In my kitchen/bedroom/bathroom/office and such
Tis the life of a trucker
Dont like it I cand bend over while you pucker


J&K11 Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 08-20-2021
Posts: 55
The blanked out word is shiťťer
Sunoverbeach Online
#70 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
I felt physically uncomfortable reading that. It must be art.



And Tele, you calm your azz down!
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Before sunover makes you frown
With large packages from his town
Loaded heavy with brown
Cause well That’s how he gets down.
BuckyB93 Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
There once was a man from Nantucket

You know the rest...

I think he was Frank's brother.
Telecaster52 Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 04-22-2022
Posts: 597
Then there was a snake
and the bomb he shall take
Coming from deep down south
hope it don't hurt the house

bgz Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Oh sh*t I think I can play, you know dis, I got two kids,
Rymin sh*t every day, bro, I got dis, they tend to lose lids...

Daddy, the noise, just... stop!!! Just short of saying stfu
and then, with poise, I bust... STOP!!! in the name... and they say oh grow the f*ck up



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