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**** Uckers,,,,,, and thier CIGERETTT BUTS!
Cycleman Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2005
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Throwing them out the window like they own the world and SHOULD be able to litter and start firess anywhere they like.

2 days ago at a lite.... a chcik threew out her cig butt..... I ALMOST had time to get off the cycle and threow it back in her FREAKING car and tell her to piss off......

Air thief,,,, shouldn't be a live brweathing the air we all need....

MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
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^As an occasional drunk poster... I can spot 'em when I see 'em!!

DRUNK POSTER!!!
jjohnson28 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Occasional? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!


;^)
MACS Offline
#4 Posted:
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^LMAO!

Jeez, dude... how often do you think I drink? twice a month, tops. And I don't always post... so, yeah, occasional ya bastige!
pacman357 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
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I'm not sure two fifteen day benders would honestly be considered twice a month. Technically, perhaps, but a tad misleading.

:)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
J.Redleg Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2005
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I can honestly tell you that cops in Jersey issue tickets for not only throwing out butts, but one cop I know tickets for ashes!

That's a quick 250 bucks for the cities. Easy money.
normoo Offline
#7 Posted:
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J.Redleg that would be in Teaneck,N.J
J.Redleg Offline
#8 Posted:
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Make that three places. A buddy of mine is a cop in Cherry Hill, his favorite ticket is for cigarette ash/butt littering.

The other place is Marlboro (ironic isn't it?), I was in traffic court fighting my wife's ticket and I saw the prosecutor hammer a litterbug smoker by saying, "Your dirty habit is poluting my town. The fine is $250."
8trackdisco Offline
#9 Posted:
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Cycleman,

You'll be happy to know that back in 1994, I did just that. Was in the left turn lane behind a woman on a Summer day, about 95 degrees and I didn't have AC in my truck. My nerves were a little frayed the way it was.

She was almost through the intersection when the light turned yellow. She slammed on the breaks. I nearly rear-ended her. I cursed moderately under my breath, then moments later, she flicked her cigarette out and it bounced off of my windshield, then onto the ground.

I got out of the truck, picked up the cigarette butt and hustled back to my truck as the light turned green. Then............ she made her mistake: to took the next immediate left she could take into a Shell gas station.

I followed her around, pointed the front of my truck toward hers, got out and approached her. She was looking down into her purse (completely oblivious to me walking in her direction) when I screemed into her rolled down window, about 18 inches away from her, at the top of my lungs...

"YOU FU$%ING DROPPED THIS YOU FU$%ING BI^$h!" as I threw the still lit cigarette into her car, bouncing it off of her neck/chest.

I can remember the spit flying out of my mouth, a half second of silence, then her screaming like she was in a slasher flick. I stared at her for a couple of seconds, then beat a hasty retreat to my truck and got my Toyota out of Dodge.

I've often wondered if she has since changed her behavior.

In retrospect, it probably wasn't the smartest decision to throw a lit cigarette that close to the gas pumps, but Kay Sara Sara (channeling my inner Doris Day).
J.Redleg Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2005
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^ So a woman drops her hot butt on your truck and you throw it back in her face without pumping or gassing her!!!

You're a picky bastid.
8trackdisco Offline
#11 Posted:
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It was hot outside! I was out of my right mind!

The left one too!
andytv Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
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I once followed a man into a grocery store.

On the way in, he dropped a lit butt on the ground (beside an ashtray).

I picked it up and handed it back to him; embarrassing him quite a bit.

I think I also burnt his hand.
Grey Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-16-2008
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Wait til you're on the freeway and someone throws their butt out the window and it goes inside your jacket. Happened to me. Sucked a lot. Had to tamp it out inside my coat and very luckily, I was not burned. I had a lot of choice words for that driver but I was too distracted with my own immediate problems to catch up and voice my concerns.
JTokash Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-12-2007
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I've never had a problem with cigarette butts bouncing off my car on the highway.

BUT!!! One time while I was still living in Ohio, I was going down a road (2 lanes in both directions) around midnight and some dip wad in a blue Ford F-150 was tailgaiting the ever living hell out of me and wouldn't pass me (they do that in Ohio... A LOT) and I really didn't want to go blind since he had been doing it for a mile or so... so I brake checked his sorry arse after I couldn't take it any longer.

I guess he didn't like that, so he finally passed me, at which point I threw on my high beams, which lead him to open up his rear cargo window and start throwing beer cans at me... only for him to then speed off at a bazillion MPH.

I really need to get one of those James Bond style smoke screen and oil slick gizmos for my car! The head light mounted machine gun and rocket launcher would be cool too, LOL.

-JT
jjohnson28 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
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#9 and 11

Ooooooooooh look at big scary 8Track. Berating and then practically assaulting a women for throwing a cigarette out her window. Here I thought your mentor BS was the only one here who pulled that crap.

"Return to forum before posting what I really think."


JJ
burgess_b Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
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ash is just incomplete combustion--carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. completely biodegradeable--should NOT be fined for ashes.
JTokash Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-12-2007
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^

That's what I was thinking too. Give the ash a stomp with your shoe and tell the cop to provide some evidence.

Bassards!

-JT
burgess_b Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
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^well, we chemists ought to know. i feel the same about tossing a cigar nub...just leaves, no completely unnatural things to biodegrade...not the same as a cigarette (gasoline coated) butt (with filter).
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted:
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Former cigarette tosser, eh jjohnson?

Maybe you should have used the ashtray in your Baja Bug more often.

As the 80's band Cinderella sang.... Don't Know What You've Got (till It's Gone).
MACS Offline
#20 Posted:
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^Salad tosser, too.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#21 Posted:
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98.2% of the people do know what they've got when it's gone without being reminded of a cheesy hair band.
grmcooper Offline
#22 Posted:
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#14 That was you! Sorry about that....
jjohnson28 Offline
#23 Posted:
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#19 Sorry Bubba, I kept an oh so slightly filled water bottle in the Baja Bug for my ciggy butts. Been quit now for damn near 28 weeks. Try picking on somebody your own size for a change. As your mentor finally found out, it ain't all it's cracked up to be...LOL

Oh, and keep digging at the old wounds pipsqueak, it only makes me stronger.


Later, JJ
8trackdisco Offline
#24 Posted:
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You have wounds?

Sorry, little big guy. I'll try not to push so hard.

Have a weekend, JJ.

jjohnson28 Offline
#25 Posted:
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You too poopsie..
Cycleman Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 8,400


Poopsie!!!!!!

THAT is so damn cute!!!!!!!!

BTW.... Post #2 was very correct.

Sorry for drunk/ambien posting... It won't happen again..... for at least 3 hours.. ;)

buzkirk Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2005
Posts: 511
^ ta-kill-ya, and a 100 anos

Your excused !

lol
Cycleman Offline
#28 Posted:
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Thanks brother....

Just working on that hottie to post on CR.....

Look in about 3 minutes,,, :)

Miss ya bro!
MACS Offline
#29 Posted:
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Posting drunk is not a criminal offense, in itself... you didn't cross any lines that I could see. (much)

LOL!
pabloescabar Offline
#30 Posted:
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son's of bitch's
buzkirk Offline
#31 Posted:
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^ Not having a good weekend PABLO ?
pabloescabar Offline
#32 Posted:
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hey Kirk, I'm about to catch me a buz... it's ayite & you ?
buzkirk Offline
#33 Posted:
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^ Ask me in Two weeks when I get to Humboldt Co. Ca.
pabloescabar Offline
#34 Posted:
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yup... got'cha (c;
jjohnson28 Offline
#35 Posted:
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buzkirk in Humboldt. Nice!


JJ
burgess_b Offline
#36 Posted:
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jj--though i do not agree with 8track's attack, it was obviously defensive. you started it. unprovoked.

just stand down. you don't like him. we got that. but in a battle of wits, i fear you will lose badly. 8track and andytv rule the boards in the wit dept (scotthar is impressive and pacman has his day, i might add). it will end ugly...
pabloescabar Offline
#37 Posted:
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# 14 great story by the way...


http://www.uberreview.com/2006/07/1994-mercedes-s600-with-james-bond-007-goodies.htm
jjohnson28 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Burgie, I love ya brother but you are quite possibly the biggest **** (Excluding 8Track) that I have ever encountered on these here BB's.


Later, JJ
jjohnson28 Offline
#39 Posted:
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Bikenic
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burgess_b Offline
#40 Posted:
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^well, that could be true. if you tried to hurt my feelings, you failed (i guess because i am a ****). IMHO, i am even more of a **** than 8...i usually walk away from a fight (i always TRY to walk away), so i guess that is pussyesque. life is too short to get so riled up.

i would never comment on a someone else's loved one, so i guess that **** quality helps me look at myself in a mirror.
Cycleman Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2005
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Whatchy wearing Brian?

Boxers? Briefs? Due tell,,, ;)
burgess_b Offline
#42 Posted:
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uhhh, actually, i always wear boxer briefs--best of both worlds--looseness of boxers, but has a home my boys can snuggle up in.
Cycleman Offline
#43 Posted:
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WoooHoo! Me too!!!


What color big boy.....





























I'm kidding.... I really don't care......





































or due I.............






































Black?





















Pink?



















Tighty-whites...........














burgess_b Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
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colored. black, navy, gray...couple of odd ones tossed in there, like green. got a pack of white, but the flap does not stay closed...i HATE that!
Cycleman Offline
#45 Posted:
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I have some that don't even have a flap... to you have to access from the top... or just un-roll it down the leg....

Butt without a flap..... I don't have to worry about 8-track throwing a cigarett butt in.....

Owwee...


BAawahahhaa!
8trackdisco Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992

Astute observation, Brian. As a matter of fact, if you REALLY wanted to waste some serious time, you can do a little research on jjohnson's posting habits in regards to me. Your study will reveal that 9 times out of 10, he takes a shot at me out of the blue, then I retaliate.

I'm no angel myself, but in any sparring between jj and I (or is it "me"), you'll see I'm the counter puncher. He'll likely be back today to take another shot. If not today, soon enough.

You aren't a ****, Brian. You'd rather just see people get along. That's admirable. You've learned to turn the other cheek, which is what Jesus wants.

I'd LIKE to be more like that, but I've found personally if someone slaps you, and KNOWS you will turn the other cheek, there's a chance you'll get slapped all day.



teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted:
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if yuo are what you eat being a **** is better than being a deek
MACS Offline
#48 Posted:
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Why hello there, Mr. Disco. How are you on this fine Sunday, sir?
MACS Offline
#49 Posted:
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And a fine day to you, as well, Mr. teedubya.
teedubbya Offline
#50 Posted:
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Mornin... back atcha MACS

Spent all day yesterday stripping a deck to stain tomorrow..... looks like rain tomorrow so maybe I get 2 days of rest

smokin a PSP2 that is most excellent
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