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The Bush Years
TJ Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-19-2000
Posts: 24
The Bush Years

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!"

Now, Bush Jr. wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the
price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

Bush Jr. also wants to change the Republican Party emblem from an
elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a
bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of
security while one is being screwed.

tailgater Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Quite funny. Although, I honestly believe the condom symbol best reflects the democrats. "halt production" and "false sense of security" are much more liberal based than conservative. How can the republican machine be both "in the pocket of big business" and also halt production? As for security, haven't the liberals cried that a republican regime would make for a less secure future? But, my analysis aside, this is still funny stuff!
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
I will say that he is cetainly being tested early.........!!!
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