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tonyt722 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 4:19 AM EST
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Rod is back, and I got a very interesting package this morning. This time it is from Dubuque, IA. The contents...

A rainbow bic lighter
Roughneck Sweet and Mild Cigars
Ride That Pony yellow condom
Jack Jelly

Then I find a CD in the package. The note that was included says its a copy of his first single "Ballad of the Fishinguitarman".

Rod, all I can say is please make this your last single.
wtjvj Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 4:39 AM EST
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Where was the package mailed from?

WT.
ARN Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 4:52 AM EST
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From the looks of it it was mailed from some underwater corn field!!!!
JTokash Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 6:59 AM EST
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Anyone on here in the National Guard? I ask because my cousin's husband is in the guard and he travels all over the place.... so that might make it easy to disguise the sender's real identity if these bombs are coming from all over the place.

Just a thought.

-JT
Goathead50 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 8:31 AM EST
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Cooper got hit by the Homo bomber too. LMFAO!!!
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 9:04 AM EST
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Could be grmcooper himself. He's a truck driver...
desolbones Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 11:00 AM EST
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Its another run! same package as Tony, labeled as coming from Dubuque, Iowa. Post mark is smeared beyond detail. Will review the condom once I find someone that rents ponies.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 12:08 PM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
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RE #6-

I just spoke with Cooper this morning, he got hit too.

Also, he was stuck on the Texas/Oklahoma border for almost a month, and was somewhere near Dallas around the time the packages would have been mailed. That puts him sbout 800 or so miles from where the pacakges were mailed from.
Bamatats Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 12:13 PM EST
Joined: 11-12-2007
Posts: 476
Hey guys there are services that will send packages and make them look like they are comeing from different places.When they are really from the same place ever time.
grmcooper Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 12:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-10-2006
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I guess my wife got the homo bomb.....I wasnt there! HA!


But i think i have a clue..... He might have screwed up on this one....


Coop




oops......



Cooper
desolbones Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 12:36 PM EST
Joined: 12-25-2007
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Here's a link to a pic of the the latest incarnation of the Gay Cowboy Hit, guess the supply of Ramrods ran out!
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii13/desolbones/PardneredbyRowdyRod.jpg
JTokash Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jun 14 2008, 4:42 PM EST
Joined: 02-12-2007
Posts: 5,234
He got me too, LMAO!

Only difference in my package is the ceegars. Mine are "Wild 'n Mild in the reddish/brownish pacakge, not the green package like in the photo above.

I am assuming the address is fake, so that's why I'm listing it here. If it needs to be yanked, I appologize.

The return address is listed as:

920 Main Street
Dubuque, IA 52001

Which I looked up and it's a place called "Club Phoenix."

My post mark is from zip code 52040, which is for Dyersville, IA... about 25 miles west of Dubuque.

The song is freaking funny, but the bass line tends to mute out the vocals.

Thanks to whoever you are, I needed the laugh! But the condom is much too small. :-)~

-JT
grmcooper Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jun 15 2008, 3:51 AM EST
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He's not my guess but kinda weird that FGM aint around.
fishinguitarman Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jun 15 2008, 4:02 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
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I got a copy of that 'single' when the last run of homo bombs was made.....It actually was kinda funny...but the 'singin' was ..........
Goathead50 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jun 15 2008, 5:45 AM EST
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
HOMOS!!! LMFAO!!!
Mandoman Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jun 15 2008, 6:02 AM EST
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Posts: 4,761
^^ #7 ^^

Just make sure the pony consents before you "review the condom".
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Mar 25 2022, 12:54 AM EST
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LeeBot Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Mar 25 2022, 10:13 AM EST
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WTF?
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Mar 25 2022, 4:48 PM EST
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Posts: 60,580
It’s a shame that album isn’t available anymore…
Whistlebritches Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Mar 26 2022, 6:43 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Well the contents may have changed but Ram Rod is still alive and well.Got the same hit as MACS ,Wednesday IIRC,except RR's co-conspirator mailed the gift bag,$10 for shipping and the note that explaining the details............he apparently didn't follow.LMAO.


Ram Rod smokes pack of two
Anal lube
Rough Rider condoms pack of 3
A pink bar of soap that says "GAY BAR"


My wife said.........WTF is wrong with your friends??? It brought me tears
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