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Jpotts wants to take away your blowjobs...
victor808 Offline
#1 Posted:
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and anal sex.

It isn't directly related to procreation, so should not be permitted.


Additionally, if you are not married to the person you are not getting blowjobs and anal sex from, you are not allowed to have regular sex either.


This has been your "pottsies sharia law" newshour. we now return you to your regular programming.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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Men should not be giving blow jobs or receiving anal sex Victor.... Are you gay?
jpotts Offline
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Yes, it is, and I do.

But =, I want to make sure you can get married to your dog, children, AND get low financing from Countrywide.

It's a win-win proposition.
victor808 Offline
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Drafter... you joke now, but next time your wife is giving you a hummer, and you look over your shoulder to see pottsie and the "morality police" ready to throw you in gitmo... you'll remember my words.


POTTSIE - you can take my blowjobs from my cold dead ****!!!!
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
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damn... next time I get a hummer I have to think of Victor.... you bassard....
victor808 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Thats okay. I have to look at pottsie every time i have anal sex.
Kawak Offline
#7 Posted:
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Don't worry Victor. Every law has loopholes. You can continue giving blowjobs. They can't take that away from you. Now the anal who knows.
jpotts Offline
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"POTTSIE - you can take my blowjobs from my cold dead ****!!!!"

Well, you're almost married. That might actually happen.
jpotts Offline
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By the way, victor, you're the one who want to deny me my right to marry my dog.
Buckwheat Offline
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Only if it's a male dog.
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted:
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The HockeyDad is morally outraged by this thread.
teedubbya Offline
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me too
victor808 Offline
#13 Posted:
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So, if I'm not allowed to have sex without being married, pottsie...

Do they have to be the same person?

Can I gay marry my hairdresser, just so I have your permission to have sex with my girlfriend?


jpotts Offline
#14 Posted:
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You need my permission because I am the King of the Boards.








PERMISSION DENIED!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted:
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let me get this straight....

jpotts is no longer allowed to give blowjobs?
victor808 Offline
#16 Posted:
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or anal sex.
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted:
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so he can not give

what about receive?
J.Redleg Offline
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Thanks for the laugh!
victor808 Offline
#19 Posted:
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^17

Total ban. no one is allowed to give or receive blowjobs or anal sex.



He's trying to take away your livelihood TW!
jpotts Offline
#20 Posted:
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I can seriously live without the whole anal sex thing. I'm not one for trying to sneak in the theater through the Emergency Exit.

Thanks, but no.









Plus both forms of demi-sexual activity are not supported evolutionary methods. They must be banned.
teedubbya Offline
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can I still toss one off?
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted:
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^ not necessarily true... I had a girlfriend tell me she was pregnant and all I ever got was a BJ....
victor808 Offline
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Potts has also banned all of the following:


Condoms
Birth control pills
birth control shots
the "rythm" method
the "no-rhytm" method (for white guys)
"pulling out"

It is of the pottselethyzer's opinion that since these activities may lower the chance of knocking your wife up, you must not engage in them. Violation of these rules will result in stoning to death.

DrafterX Offline
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22 FOR 20...
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted:
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can I still toss one off?
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted:
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^ can you still find it?
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted:
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yup. I left a roadmap with a sharpie and bread crumbs
jpotts Offline
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victor808:

All of these methods are evolutionary dead-ends. They must be banned.

And Jesus smiles on you, victor.
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted:
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can I still toss one off?


god gave me the tools and the ambition
jpotts Offline
#30 Posted:
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No.

We're not talking God here, we're talking evolution. Tossing-off is counter-evolutionary.
victor808 Offline
#31 Posted:
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Actually, potts, none of this has to do with evolution.

I stated from the beginning that this was about procreation. You required that individuals interested in sexual activity do so based on an "able to cause procreation" rule.

If you want to start talking about evolution, then we need to begin selecting against individuals.

I suggest we start with a required 1 mile swim before being allowed to procreate.
jpotts Offline
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"I suggest we start with a required 1 mile swim before being allowed to procreate."

Cool!

I can do that.
topper7788 Offline
#33 Posted:
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blow jobs? Heck I have a Jewish wife. !!

I can hardly remember what they were like!!!!!!!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted:
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Potts I would think the world would rejoice when I am tossin rather than planting
jpotts Offline
#35 Posted:
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The world needs you to spead your seed teedubbya, for the betterment of the species.



However, I might suggest you try speading it with females from this point on forward.
jackconrad Offline
#36 Posted:
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This one takes it too far , I know Vics tryin to be funny but when it comes to being classles i am the Best..
Kawak Offline
#37 Posted:
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Guys, I am getting very tired of reading these immature posts. It's pathetic and uncalled for. You're lowering the quality of the forum a great deal.

I am being serious. From veterans to new users, people just need to grow up. The level of maturity never ceases to amaze me. But then, it just turns to finger-pointing. He said she said...AHHHHHH!!!!

Kawak Offline
#38 Posted:
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Wait, I forgot these also

Please refrain from mentioning competitors. It's a cigar. The site you are mentioning sells cigars and cigar accessories. It is against the rules and conditions of the forums, therefore it will get edited or yanked.

Yes, I removed his posting privileges. I let a lot slide, but that was too much. There's no need for that crap on the forum. Keep the soap opera off the boards, along with the poor language.

And I'll be removing this one next.

You have all been warned. This board has A monitor!
jjohnson28 Offline
#39 Posted:
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I think we've moved past the he said she said points into he said he said and she said she said.
05busa Offline
#40 Posted:
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The ladies must love him,"no BJ no Anal". Whats next cuddling and asking her how was your day?
fishinguitarman Offline
#41 Posted:
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I'm laughin' so hard I can hardly see to type.....
Lady_Tokash Offline
#42 Posted:
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Re #38:

What do cigars have to do with this thread?? No one mentioned cigars....I think I missed something....

Lady T
05busa Offline
#43 Posted:
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FGM,
Are you better now? I would hate for you to have a heart attack and not get BJ's. LMFAO
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#44 Posted:
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^
RE #42-

Did you ever see the movie "The Godfather"?

Remember how Marlon Brando kissed the guy and then that guy was subsequently executed "mob style" a scene or two later?

Post #37 and #38 are a collection of SteveR's quotes that basically mean about the same thing as a kiss from Vito Corleone.
05busa Offline
#45 Posted:
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Dont like the thread stay off it. Stop complanning over what is said and what the language is. U big Baby
05busa Offline
#46 Posted:
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^^^38
05busa Offline
#47 Posted:
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^^^38
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LOL Topper!
donutboy2000 Offline
#49 Posted:
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Why do you hate America?
fishinguitarman Offline
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