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The Where's Beyder thread.......fun for all
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Charlie Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:38 AM EST
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I think we should start the where's Beyder28 thread to see who comes up with the best "Where's Beyder" and the most original thoughts, I might award a 5 pack of what he smokes this weekend to the most original and most outlandish suggestion.

This is not a contest, but a "fun thread" to try and come up with the one that makes all laugh the most.....Have some fun and enter as many times as you like.....sort of like what Country is adroomi in?

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:40 AM EST
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"Lawn and Garden" department at either Home Depot or Lowes.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:40 AM EST
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up his own ass....
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:44 AM EST
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Good ones...keep it up guys go for 500.

Charlie
Goathead50 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:45 AM EST
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Driving his tractor.
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:49 AM EST
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We need some detail with the where is he!

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:52 AM EST
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Begging his mom and dad to procreate another girlfriend.
dunkaroos Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:52 AM EST
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Digging up his sister/girlfriend to re-assemble her and take some photos for the Picture Post.
rasdas Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:53 AM EST
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In his $200,000 humidor, wearing his watch and Master-Beydering....
Goathead50 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:53 AM EST
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He is some where in the Caribbean counting all the money he has laundered through the financial institution he owns and operates. Wishing he had a girl friend that looked like the one he photo shopped in all those post. Smoking one of his thousands of fake Cubans masturbating to "Born to be wild".
andytv Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:01 AM EST
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If my sources are accurate, he has just left his suite in construction atop the Burj Dubai tower. Apparently the workmen were using 24K gold instead of platinum to plate his light switches. After scolding them and reminding them that they hate their lives, he left in his private fighter jet to blow up MACS's house.
ddandb Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:06 AM EST
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He is currently recovering from his sex change operation.

Not sure yet if he was going from male to female or female to male..
MiamiJosh Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:13 AM EST
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preparing to switch from the breakfast to lunch menu at mickey d's.
engletl Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:20 AM EST
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He is currently being pursued by Scotland Yard for failure to return the Harry Wunston watch his sister/girlfriend modeled during the Green Acres photo shoot.

Claims his innocence via internet bulliten board posting occasionally
dunkaroos Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:23 AM EST
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Waiting on the other end of 1-900-hot-gayz.

Go ahead, call him.
HockeyDad Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:24 AM EST
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Coaching Jesse Jackson on how to influence people.
Charlie Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:48 AM EST
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LOL


some good ones, what will we do without Beyder?



Charlie
Goathead50 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:51 AM EST
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We will continue to rag on Andy and MACS. Beyder will pop up under a new name like "Beyderasshat" or "MasterBeyderTV" (Not asscoiated with AndyTV). You can guess what the TV in Beyder's case would be.
engletl Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:54 AM EST
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my guess is we will do the same thing we do without
adroomi
rugrunner
erkwgz
IATCM (aka Corky)
bloody spaniard
IATCMs seestor
IATCMs Bruddah (aka Jessie)
Sheik Akin Abir
Homer J Simpson
victor808
and any other banded brethren



FREE THEM ALL!!!
andytv Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:54 AM EST
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Beyder is in Goathead's "love shack".

Sheik Akan Abir Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:57 AM EST
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You people hate your lives!!!!

Beyder is great one!!!!

ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will kill you all!!!!!!! ALLAH IS LOVE!!!!!

We cut off your heads!!!!!!

ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............pimple on the rump of a leprous goat!
Sheik Akan Abir Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:58 AM EST
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Sheik miss post #20....sound good.

Where I go for goat head?
burgess_b Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:58 AM EST
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^^now, THAT is a happy sight! welcome back.
engletl Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:01 AM EST
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Please forgive me great Sheik...for I mispelled your name
Goathead50 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:02 AM EST
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20. Author: andytv Date: 07/17/2008 10:54 AM Reply
Beyder is in Goathead's "love shack".

That's uncalled for sir.
andytv Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:04 AM EST
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^ HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goathead50 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:04 AM EST
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^LMFAO!!!
whizzy1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:06 AM EST
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he's in a van down by the river
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:10 AM EST
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To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia.
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

She'd been suckin' too much c**k.
And he begged her not to go.
But she'd had a few ruffies,
and she staggered out the door into the path of a plow.

When they found her the next mornin,'
at the bottom of the ditch,
She was still a breathing and a flappin'
so they shovelled some more dirt into the ditch.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now were all so proud of the rest of CBID.
He's been takin' this so well.
Listenin' to him yap about his diamond studded watches,
watchin' him put the moves on his cousin Belle.

It's not CBID without Beyder's sister.
All the BOTLs keep topping her photos.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Are those knockers real or did she buy them off the shelf?
(off the shelf)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now the threads have all been locked.
Because Beyder had a tantrum.
And couldn't control his little mouth,
and threatened to beat the snot out of everyone who talked about her "health".

We've warned all of the good BOTLs.
"Better watch out for Beyder's temper."
Since he can't control it,
he might just jump into his private jet and fly out to your house.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
(Sing it CBID!)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.



PecanPi1 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:11 AM EST
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I think Beyder is in the Lingerie Department of MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE helping his love select sex-olicious underthings.

Such clean display windows, too.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:13 AM EST
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That brings tears to my eyes.
PecanPi1 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:18 AM EST
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Tears of laughter?
Tears of desire??
Tears of roiling, blocked flatulence?

C'mon, what??
Charlie Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:26 AM EST
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Sheik miss post #20....sound good.

Where I go for goat head?


LMAO, as the goat might bite it off........

"Sheik, where is your pe---?"

"Goat bit it off, curse be to Allah and all goats and sheep, should have stuck with camel"

Charlie
Goathead50 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:39 AM EST
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^ROTFLMFAO at Charlie!!!
Sheik Akan Abir Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 6:57 AM EST
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INSOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLAH WILL STRIKE DOWN THE INFIDEL CHARLIE!!!!!

ISLAM IS LOVE!!!

ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

ALLAH IS PEACE!!!

I KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............pustulent bolus of hair encrusted mucous on the snout of a motherless warthog!!!!!!!!!
Ram27 Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 7:06 AM EST
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Beyder is with SteveR at the RTDA, looking at new cigars being released and looking for a good buy on very $$$$$$$$$$$$$ humidors to keep them in.
Slimboli Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 7:35 AM EST
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... banned again ???
SgtMcEvoy Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 7:53 AM EST
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In his doublewide wondering where to pawn the Harry Winston Watch he just stole.
MACS Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:04 AM EST
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Last I heard he was going to find me and kick my ass.

Still waiting on that one...
andytv Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:08 AM EST
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MACS.....see post #11.



(then run!)

Buckwheat Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:15 AM EST
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I think he was accosted in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings the other night by Andy ******.
Goathead50 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:19 AM EST
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^ and loved every minute of it.
ddandb Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:21 AM EST
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#39... I thought he said lick.
MACS Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:23 AM EST
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Re: 41 - LMAO!
ticklestick Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:23 AM EST
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I would just bet that he is sitting in his one bedroom apartment looking out the window looking at his 1983 Pinto hoping it will start, counting the change he found in the cushions in his couch that he just bought from the Goodwill seeing if he has enough cash to go to the corner to buy his favorite White owl ( Pineapple of course ) and possibly a 40 once of Malt liquor. He might even be in the process of shaking out him only pair of Levis to get the wrinkles out due to not being able to wash them for the last few time he wore them. If the cash holds out maybe stopping by the Wall greens to buy another can of spray on tan to try to keep his appearance up.
PecanPi1 Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:33 AM EST
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QUOTE:
"the snout of a motherless warthog!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, I resemble that remark. **snort**

Wonder Warthog
Bluedevil Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:46 AM EST
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After returning from Gregg Norman and Christy Everts wedding, he was seen boarding his 99ft schooer sailing for the Ivory Coast.
snowwolf777 Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 8:53 AM EST
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Getting his hair just right for his date tonight with a jug of baby oil and his rubber O face doll.

MrsSledn Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 9:09 AM EST
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TG, that song was hysterical!!!

I believe Beyder to be with Adroomi. Since they both have the "finer" tasted in life. They are skipping together while licking their lollipops.
Goathead50 Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 9:11 AM EST
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^ To put it nicely
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