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The Where's Beyder thread.......fun for all
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djk Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 9:47 AM EST
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He is having his lawn jockey's polished while rehearsing his scene as lead munchkin in an upcoming off broadway performance of Wizard of Oz. Baby Gap has genearously agreed to provide the costumes.

:)
(please dont "come to my house" and hurt me)
Charlie Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 9:52 AM EST
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LOL......I imagine he attended the All Star Game in Yankee Stadium and sat with Mayor Guilliani...there was a little gnome like creature sitting behind Rudy......

Charlie
SgtMcEvoy Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 10:02 AM EST
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#51 LMAO
educatedbusboy Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 11:08 AM EST
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Beyder28 walked into a bar & loudly yelled

"I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THIS BAR !! "

a guy tapped him on the shoulder & said...
1st time in a gay bar !!?????
Bluedevil Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 11:13 AM EST
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Now that's funny!!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 11:13 AM EST
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#54...http://youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
jackconrad Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 12:18 PM EST
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TG TO F IN FUNNY !
jackconrad Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 12:32 PM EST
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You 2 edbb/


No i think Beyeder is just pickin his nose and eating it waiting to see when "Some Wild and Crazy Chick" answers his personal ad for wild sex partners who like all kinda sex. Little does he know that James MCGreevy is on his way over as you read this.
05busa Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:31 PM EST
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Knockin up his sister
05busa Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:31 PM EST
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Going to "I love whitetrash" meeting
05busa Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:33 PM EST
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looking for a place to put the giant HUMI
05busa Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:33 PM EST
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askin girl(wifey) to wear the strap-on
05busa Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:34 PM EST
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^^That one has me giggling to myself^^
05busa Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:35 PM EST
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Asking himself, "why was steve so mean to the rich guy?"
blackfoot11 Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:40 PM EST
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he's a **** pissant.

i have $......i'll kick your ass..............i put gold in my water.........blah, blah, blah...

what a waste of skin......................shawn, send him on his way to wisconsin when your finished................
05busa Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 1:46 PM EST
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staring at his own arse in the mirror.
wtjvj Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 2:36 PM EST
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Beyder has been found exactly where I figured he would be. It may take a little more than I thought to get him out....

http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000200661


WT.
Charlie Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 2:41 PM EST
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He ran over his sister/wife with a Farmall Tractor in order to have all the farm animals to himself both male and female animals......

I hear he favors the cows....sheep are his second choice...but never forget, he has a 30 thousand dollar watch by Harry Winston and a private jet to go with his effiency walk up that is about 3 floors up and looks like a slum set on Law and Order.......

Charlie
tarheel4lyf Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 2:48 PM EST
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Sheik:

Get it right. It's "Allahu Akbar"
Charlie Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 2:52 PM EST
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The Sheik is a little confused, his favorite camel is in her time of month and causing consternation over which camel or sheep he should chose in place of her...

Charlie
Lady_Tokash Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 3:49 PM EST
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Is this the tractor that Beyder ran his sister/girlfriend/wife over with?

http://www.cigarbid.com/...ay=0000000181822#1452962

Lady T
djk Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 4:00 PM EST
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54,

hillarious!
donutboy2000 Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, Jul 17 2008, 5:14 PM EST
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Russian mafia war council
Bluedevil Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 4:23 AM EST
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Just saw him at The British Open.
t33bone Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 4:25 AM EST
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LMAO at all the comments.
Just helping Charlie reach 500
rasdas Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 5:41 AM EST
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Last seen at A-Rods Post All-Star game party...
Charlie Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:09 AM EST
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Thanks guys ====great suggestions so far.

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:11 AM EST
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Heard he was heading to Iowa to help judge the annual Pig calling contest at the Iowa state fair and looking for new blood for his girl friend lineup......

Can you just hear Igor calling, "Sooooooooie pig, pig, pig, soooooooooooooouie pigs, come to daddy Igor"

Charlie
dunkaroos Offline
#79 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:12 AM EST
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rehearsing his role in the remake of Silence of the Lambs.


What part does he play you ask?




"It puts the lotion on it's skin"
Charlie Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:36 AM EST
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"put the f--kin lotion on your skin.....


Charlie
djk Offline
#81 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:43 AM EST
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Rumor suggests that he is installing a telephone book in his 14kt gold, go-cart (to reach the steering wheel) in hopes of visiting all of SanFransico's 1,000,000 gay bar's over the weekend.

The last celebrity to visit each establishment in under 48 hrs was Tom Cruise.

dunkaroos Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 7:56 AM EST
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Reading this and making voodoo dolls.
05busa Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 12:14 PM EST
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^^while thumb in arse^^
Charlie Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 12:21 PM EST
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How can he make voodoo dolls with his thumb not in the proper use?

Charlie
05busa Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 12:29 PM EST
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you only need one hand and a prayer. Where have you been?
djk Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 12:39 PM EST
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Aww Shux,

I knew I would regret sending him a lock of hair in our last trade.

Anybody know a reputable Goblin who will counteract the voodoo?

Thanks.
05busa Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 12:54 PM EST
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^^you just have to have sex with his sister^^
djk Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 1:01 PM EST
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double shux,

I'm married. There has to be a warlock amongst these threads who can remove the curse.


Bluedevil Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 2:28 PM EST
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He just delivered a pizza to me!
SgtMcEvoy Offline
#90 Posted: Fri, Jul 18 2008, 2:30 PM EST
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^lol
Charlie Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 4:42 AM EST
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And the winner of the Where's Beyder contest, after many great postings.....



Drumroll please....................









Carnack..."Where's Beyder"



Ed McMahon "Carnack says Where's Beyder" chuckling





Carnack looks around in disgust.."Is there an echo in here, may an infected Yak back into your face"






Question:

29. Author: Thunder.Gerbil Date: 07/17/2008 11:10 AM Reply
To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia.
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

She'd been suckin' too much c**k.
And he begged her not to go.
But she'd had a few ruffies,
and she staggered out the door into the path of a plow.

When they found her the next mornin,'
at the bottom of the ditch,
She was still a breathing and a flappin'
so they shovelled some more dirt into the ditch.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now were all so proud of the rest of CBID.
He's been takin' this so well.
Listenin' to him yap about his diamond studded watches,
watchin' him put the moves on his cousin Belle.

It's not CBID without Beyder's sister.
All the BOTLs keep topping her photos.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Are those knockers real or did she buy them off the shelf?
(off the shelf)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now the threads have all been locked.
Because Beyder had a tantrum.
And couldn't control his little mouth,
and threatened to beat the snot out of everyone who talked about her "health".

We've warned all of the good BOTLs.
"Better watch out for Beyder's temper."
Since he can't control it,
he might just jump into his private jet and fly out to your house.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
(Sing it CBID!)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Carnack..."Next joke, er Answer....What cause a stampede of Gerbils"




Ed McMahon "Good one, laughing"






Carnack..."When Richard Gere and Rock Hudson walk into a pet store"






The winner is Thunder Gerbil............

Prize will go out when I get off my dead ass and make some selections.....Congrats, lots of funny entries.





Charlie

pacman357 Offline
#92 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 7:18 AM EST
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Damn. I get swamped at work, have to go to a conference, and it looks like I missed all the fun!
pdxstogieman Offline
#93 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 8:21 AM EST
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Beydar of the Hedgerows.

We all remember him dancing along the top of the railroad train in the desert, wearing those robes.
What we can’t remember, or haven’t, until now, is what Beydar of Arabia wore back in England, gunning his motorcycle along the green country roads, fleeing from fame, only to encounter more of it wherever he went.
He wore a motorcycle jacket like this, that’s what. The kind of motorcycle jacket worn by the British colonial army.
Same four snapped, expanding pockets. Same roller-bucked neck strap and belt. Same reinforced construction and trim fit. Dashing stuff.
British-Style Motorcycle Jacket (No. 2025), half-lined in cotton. Aged brass zippers, buckles, snaps, and grommets. Adjustable cuffs. Corduroy trim. Topstitched seams. Double yokes and elbow patches.
The fabric is breathable, 8-oz. waxed cotton canvas from the British Millerain Co., suppliers to the British military since the 1880s. Highly resistant to wind and water, with an aged, weathered look.
Caution: if you happen to be wearing this during an emergency, people will probably look to you as some kind of authority figure.
Men’s sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.

British Motorcycle Jacket
No. 2025
Price: $299
Now: $225

MiamiJosh Offline
#94 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 8:24 AM EST
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I just read TG's "song" very funny.

Nice Job TG
pdxstogieman Offline
#95 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 8:27 AM EST
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Beydar's Palm Beach Vacations

Every year He sailed down to be Marjorie Merriweather Post’s guest at her little 115-room Palm Beach retreat.
(He’d met her on board the Sea Cloud in Monte Carlo, remember?)

He obligingly fed cold lobster salad to heiresses at the Everglades Club, took strolls down Worth Avenue, sipped tea in the garden of the Breakers until the wind picked up around 4:30 p.m.

Nothing could stop him then from taking his Herrschoff sloop out for a quick run; only a promise to be back for cocktails would subdue the chorus of protest.

Classic Yachting Sweater (No. 2024), from the pre-fiberglass, pre-poly days. Substantial cotton knit with deep cabling front and back. Well-constructed pockets to conceal bent bulldog pipe and pouch of Cavendish. The big shawl collar protects a person from chill breezes and bad advice.

They used to say he looked like Rudy Vallee; either Rudy Vallee, or maybe Don Ameche.

Men’s sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.
Color: Cream.
Price: $139. Sale: $89.

Bluedevil Offline
#96 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 10:48 AM EST
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I saw him with Obama on Air Force 69 heading for the Middle East.
It is rumored that he will be the head of the Department of Style in the Obama Cabinet!
But first he has to come out of the closet!!
Charlie Offline
#97 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 11:31 AM EST
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Keep it up guys, good ones, but we have declared a winner....maybe someone else wants to sponsor a Beyder contest....we got keep him bouncing on and off the screen...

Charlie
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#98 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 12:12 PM EST
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98. Author: jetblasted Date: 07/21/2008 05:13 PM
Bluedevil Offline
#99 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2008, 12:17 PM EST
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What do you mean WE,
You got a mouse in your pocket?
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#100 Posted: Wed, Jul 23 2008, 3:54 PM EST
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hundred!!!!!
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