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I thought Santa elves were nice...........
t33bone Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
Well the ones he uses for Christmas in October aren't. I would advise against any family celebrating Christmas in October. Not only will the elves end up in the hospital, your kids, wifey, parents, in-laws, girlfriend, boyfriend, the RECIPIENT, postal worker, bomb squad, fire dept and poor ole Santa himself. They have declared the area a MAJOR CATASTROPHE. Secondary incediary devices ALWAYS are made to.............

Well you can finish that sentence however you like you bastids.



Tuck Thx you all kindly from my cell phone here in the hospital. Maybe you can send some flowers next?(please don't. I ain't no pussie--ie smashed247 who will pay for that) That would lift a brothers spirit as you all have done. LOL

Everyone, now I know you saw the post with me storing all the CAO's @ Charlie's. Now what in the heck am I to do with all this?

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simmons_j_m Offline
#2 Posted:
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Posts: 3,944
That right there is pretty funny!

- J
sw48362 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 9,746
That's carnage..lol!
Goathead50 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
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Damn Tbone!
djk Offline
#5 Posted:
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Unreal!
fishinguitarman Online
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 63,571
This is some funny s#!t...........
Bluedevil Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2006
Posts: 7,355
Get a few coolers from Sams and 10 lbs of beads!!

Couldn't have happened to a better BOTL!
Bamatats Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 476
WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
cpscherer Offline
#9 Posted:
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That's freakin' awesome!!!

Couldn't happen to a nicer BOTL :)
fishinguitarman Online
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 63,571
Glad to see he's at least still alive!
vrodrider Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 7,741
HO HO HO

LMAO
Rider
normoo Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2007
Posts: 2,127
I WILL Say It Again


MERRY CHRISTMAS T-BONE!!!!!







HEHEHEHE
t33bone Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
#10, alive but hospitalized. LOL

#7, I need to read up on coolerdors. hehe
daveincincy Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,005
Go to target and get you some Rubbermaid bins. If you get some beads I'll split them with you....wouldn't mind comparing beads to kitty litter.
daveincincy Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,005
Oh, and that's a heck of a delivery. LOL


























Charlie wants his house key back. LOL
pacman357 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,056
There's more at the store,
There's more at the store,
There's more!
normoo Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2007
Posts: 2,127
Now T-Bone should have a CHRISTMAS HERF......:-)




Just saying
smokinit89 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 242
Wow TBone! I would be scared to go home if i was you too!
t33bone Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
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t33bone Offline
#20 Posted:
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t33bone Offline
#21 Posted:
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Posts: 25,993
^disregard that.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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bmg7701 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Your poor mailman...
kpacedo Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2007
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yo tuck:

more smoke-y less post-y bro!

very nice hit everyone. you know i wasnt even aware of this one to help out... hmm...
normoo Offline
#25 Posted:
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kpacedo not to late
knokmdwn Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 04-13-2008
Posts: 8,655
According to the U.S. Census Bureau:


9,000 people are screwing right now,
2,000 are kissing.
100 are getting head, and
1 lonely person is unpacking boxes and reading text messages


You hang in there, Sunshine!
fishinguitarman Online
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 63,571
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie Offline
#28 Posted:
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The second and third flights are enroute to your target area as we type this......

Charlie
bmg7701 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Couldn't happen to a better person!
Charlie Offline
#30 Posted:
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You got that right....Tuck is the best.....

Charlie
fishinguitarman Online
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 63,571
That's what makes this so sweet.

You realize that this may be the most massive Nuke in the history of CBID!
ntoben Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 02-23-2007
Posts: 1,112
G.D. that is ridiculous. What will the neighbors think?
normoo Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2007
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I wonder who pick T-Bone as a target?
ibmikes Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 05-12-2008
Posts: 1,759
That is Just too damn funny right there. I see my box arrived safely.

HEHE

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peanut Offline
#35 Posted:
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That's some funny Chit!
wvwa34 Offline
#36 Posted:
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Posts: 8,641
no shelter.................too much volume
t33bone Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
#33, investigation has started and they WILL pay for it. LOL
t33bone Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
Also I got a letter sent to the hospital and said all future packages will be delivered to the landfill to they sit for 2 hours. If no explosion, they can be delivered to wherever. Home is demolished now. Maybe I can forward all mail to Charlie's. LMAO
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 13,453
And just think, the fat lady has not yet sung!!

LMAO!!

c3s
t33bone Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 25,993
I pray and HOPE she is at least tuning up.
Well I am not crazy about HOPE AND CHANGE cuz it puts no change in my pocket. hehe

Well all will be over soon I hope.
VaMtnMan Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2007
Posts: 3,625
Lets see
9 on Tuesday
16 on Wednesday
Prob at least 10 tomorrow
Prob another 6-10 Friday
and then at least 5 on Saturday
(Thank God for No Mail on Sundays)
And I would guess another dozen or so next week from the people who missed the Initial Bombing Run, and want to jump in on the Action.
normoo Offline
#42 Posted:
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Posts: 2,127
I think time to find a other box.....
VaMtnMan Offline
#43 Posted:
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^ sent my out already. Got home tonight and realize I didn't sent him half of the ones I was going to send. Damn those Coolers, cant see anything in them until you rummage through them.
dapperdan Offline
#44 Posted:
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Posts: 2,847
Like I said "Looks like T-bone is well loved on this site !"
shaneguide Offline
#45 Posted:
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Posts: 522
that is impressive

I would like in on the next bomb run if possible
05busa Offline
#46 Posted:
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Now thats FUNNY!!




I dont see mine there....................Yet!!
tj2001cobra Offline
#47 Posted:
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Well, I dont see any puddles under any of the boxes so hopefully mine made it intact.
05busa Offline
#48 Posted:
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Ya hopefully. I would hate for that to be wasted!!
normoo Offline
#49 Posted:
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shaneguide there is still time
tonyt722 Offline
#50 Posted:
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Time to get a TOP bro!
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