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JBG Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2001, 8:07 AM EST
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
Ahem...now that I have the right board....slightly distraught this morning...Janet Reno intends to run for governor in my great state. I'm trying REAL hard not to look Cuban so I won't be deported...I've also hidden my Bible so i won't appear to be a religous zealot and get burned alive. I've advised my wife and kids not to stand in front of the window so maybe they won't be shot. Just getting ready in case this nightmare actually becomes true......any suggestions?

RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2001, 8:38 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
i said it before and i'll say it again, i think she is cute and kind of sexy. the same for mrs clinton, but dominant woman do not frighten me. ("i wonder what kind of response i will get with this one", he thought to himself, knowing full well all hell will break loose. "maybe", he thought, "i'm looking for trouble")
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2001, 1:37 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Rick, you are probably the only man in America who thinks that either of those persons are cute and sexy! You continue to amaze and I will not "bite" on this thread.......as I wish you had them both in a three way! Charlie :):):):)
BJLM1970 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2001, 2:31 PM EST
Joined: 11-04-2000
Posts: 86
JBG welcome to the board, I also live in SoFlo you are talking like she has already won. If the Cuban community (which in the Miami area is very large) truly does not want her there then their votes will speak volumes. I have no problem with people who come to this country just be here to work not freeload and please try and learn to respect the country which is offering your freedom, dont live here and tell me how great your country is,that drives me crazy! ( not aiming anything personally at you) just the rants of a mad man! Oh yea RICK I am not even touching your comments>>>LOL...
JBG Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Sep 8 2001, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
Thanks BJLM..and for the record I'm not cuban...live in nwfla and mostly italian & native american, but I can fake a mean Ricky Ricardo when called for!!! (Rick, I'm still trying to picture "Aunt Janet" on South Beach in a thong.....)
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Sep 9 2001, 4:59 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
didn't the cubans that arrived here get some sort of govt $ to live on. i vaguely remember something about some lawyer who got them money almost as soon as they got of the boats when castro "released" them or threw them out. i'm in need of info bjlm1970. and you are wise to stay away from my bait.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Sep 9 2001, 5:00 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
jbg. i can and she rocks me.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Sep 9 2001, 5:00 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
jbg. i can and she rocks me.
jjohnson28 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Sep 10 2001, 9:29 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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I think I'm going to be sick!!!
Lamar Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Sep 11 2001, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 08-17-2001
Posts: 3
I am also in Florida, Central, and a cracker(for you who don't know,that means this is my home for 57 years) and I have a lot of faith in my cracker brothers that this lady will not be our next governor.
Todog Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 14 2001, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
Is a Playboy pictorial far behind?
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