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Jesse "the village idiot"
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sellnmony Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 27 2001, 12:40 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2000
Posts: 243
I guess he is trying to reserect his religious and political careers, What church is he a reverend for? He says that the Taliban contacted him to negotiate a peacefull resolution to the crisis... The Taliban says that they have never called the 1-800-jesse-help-us crisis hotline, I hate to say it, but I have to believe the Taliban over his lying, cheating ass! Jesse crawl back under your rock and we'll call you when we need you!
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 27 2001, 1:52 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Hold your horses! We DO need Jesse. We need to send him over to the Taliban right this instant! In fact, I'll pay for the trip (one way, of course).
jjohnson28 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 27 2001, 8:05 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
What a piece of work.I honestly don't know who I feel the most sorry for,the blind lemmings that follow this obvious piece or Cr*p or the man himself.He's obviously in need of phyciatric help.
dweebespit Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 27 2001, 9:18 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2001
Posts: 14
Uhhhhh.....I've heard 2 stories. One says that he fabricated the call, the other says he was contacted by a group called Quaetab, which is a slightly more political wing of the Taliban. Either way, there's not much he can do. These people will no bargain.

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Todog Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2001, 5:50 AM EST
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
I stubbed my toe! Is there a number to call for Jesse's help? The best thing for us to do is to let this moron attempt to nego The negotiate some kind of peaceful solution to this crisis. The majority of true Americans will hate hime even more!!!!
JBG Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2001, 11:27 AM EST
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
Sorry topdog...unless you have impregnated your secretary and need help raising funds for hush-money while simultaneously keeping your wife, family, friends, and the general public in the dark...there is nothing Jesse can do for you.
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2001, 11:46 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
He lies even when he is trying to make the lie into some sort of concession. He was told not to go by Colin Powell and GWB does not want his useless ass in the way, so now he says. "ah decidded to not be go to visit de Taliban and naggociated wit dem!" What a piece of smelly crap this guy is and always will be! Charlie
Todog Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2001, 8:03 PM EST
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
Oh well! Jesse can still work on those Toyota dealerships for his legitimate and of course, illegitimate family! I hope he can find the time for my stubbed toe although we lost a good chance to get rid of him for good in Afghanistan!
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