For the Noobs that are thinking about one day, "Maybe" upgrading to a "Platinum Membership", this is the Thread to read.
But there is No Guarantee that you will ever be selected to become a "Member", because there is a limit on Memberships. You have to wait until either a Member passes away and the person he or she wills it to, does not want to renew it, or your name gets drawn out of a "Lotto" every Odd year. Only 10 names get drawn, and there are over 100,000 names in there.
Of course sending FGM at least 10 lbs of "Salted Peanuts" gets you an extra ticket for the lotto, for each 10 lbs of peanuts sent.
Now asking Trish over and over again about her "Jigglers" will get your name taken off the list also. This is a Big No No. It doesn't matter if you are at CigarFest and are drunk as a Skunk. You still don't ask about her "Jigglers". She has a Man already, and doesn't need anyone asking her. When she wants to bring her "Jigglers" out, she will. Until then, don't be asking.
Good Luck.
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