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Are Cbid and CI the same company?
Yukisan Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-01-2009
Posts: 5
They are both located practically next to each other and their email format is identical. Cigar International's official line is "No". I call BS. Not that it matters. Just starting this thread because I'm bored. :-P
jaytothen Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-31-2007
Posts: 2,156
the svede's will invade your house for asking in
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angus13 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-17-2008
Posts: 3,995
cbid is the bidding site for CI...
donutboy2000 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
Who knew???!!!!
rfenst Online
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,302
1. Author: Yukisan

Obviously you are new. Yes, they are one in the same from their customers' perspective. You are going to catch a lot of fun, smart-ass flack for your post. Don't take it personally. Just ca;; CBid customer Service ASAP and ask to speak to Trish about the FREE UPFRADE TO PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP!
Montano Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-01-2009
Posts: 1,746
oh my....
[email protected] Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-14-2009
Posts: 260
You beat me to it with Platinum membership!!
rfenst Online
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,302
^
At least some of us try to help the newbies out...
Mandoman Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
"FREE UPFRADE TO PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP"

What is an "UPFRADE"?
ARN Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2005
Posts: 11,393
^SHHHHH It's lawyer talk...We arn't supposed to understand those words...LOL!
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
OMG!!!! He talked about it!!! The poor, stupid **** talked about it!!!

Yukisan.....pretty soon some very blonde men will pull up in front of your house in a black Suburban....DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR!!! Try to escape and good luck to you.
HockeyDad Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
There is also one other company at that same address who's name cannot be mentioned.
Stinkdyr Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
Aw sheeeeeeepshyt! You mean I have to upgrade now from my Emerald to Platinum Membership???

crikey.
watchurai Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
^ Platinum is not earned, my friend. It is not bought, or bribed.
When "they" think you are ready for Platinum...you will be contacted.

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ds_patriot Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-2006
Posts: 622
Platinum schmatinum. Its the Titanium membership that I was upgraded to that really rocks.
Rut-Ro! Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-16-2010
Posts: 1,991
NO SHARING SOURCES OR SECRETS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FREAKING GUYS!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
"Not that it matters. Just starting this thread because I’m bored. :-P "


Next time, go to misc and start a thread on how great Obama is.
VaMtnMan Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2007
Posts: 3,743
For the Noobs that are thinking about one day, "Maybe" upgrading to a "Platinum Membership", this is the Thread to read.
But there is No Guarantee that you will ever be selected to become a "Member", because there is a limit on Memberships. You have to wait until either a Member passes away and the person he or she wills it to, does not want to renew it, or your name gets drawn out of a "Lotto" every Odd year. Only 10 names get drawn, and there are over 100,000 names in there.
Of course sending FGM at least 10 lbs of "Salted Peanuts" gets you an extra ticket for the lotto, for each 10 lbs of peanuts sent.
Now asking Trish over and over again about her "Jigglers" will get your name taken off the list also. This is a Big No No. It doesn't matter if you are at CigarFest and are drunk as a Skunk. You still don't ask about her "Jigglers". She has a Man already, and doesn't need anyone asking her. When she wants to bring her "Jigglers" out, she will. Until then, don't be asking.
Good Luck.



http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000311035
bmw745i Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2008
Posts: 1,761
I'm a black member. black is the new platinum.
VaMtnMan Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2007
Posts: 3,743
Psssst, over here.



Here is a Picture of Trish's Jigglers. Don't tell.






http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000079148



http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000114178




But you didn't get this from me.
JadeRose Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
He hasn't returned.....I don't think he made it.....poor sumbitch.
n00b Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 11-25-2008
Posts: 4,606
19. Author: bmw745i Date: 12/17/2009 11:04 AM Reply
I’m a black member. black is the new platinum.
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Is that what they told you? I heard "once you go black you can't come back".
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
wow

just wow

Note to self: Remove VaMtnMan from the Platinum Membership lottery....
nine999 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
^wow. nice jigglers!


nine
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
CBid's answer to that great Young Frankenstein scene???
80 bucks Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-14-2009
Posts: 247
I like platinum. when I had hair thats what color it was
Yukisan Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 12-01-2009
Posts: 5
You guys are nuts. But I'm fruity. Dunno if I'd blend well here...
engletl Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
If you are lucky TrishS will hand deliver your Platinum Memebership like she did for the NOLA Gang :)
Big_Bear Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 09-27-2008
Posts: 2,664
Haaaaaaaaa!
n00b Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-25-2008
Posts: 4,606
re.28:, You guys are just spoiled.

I'm betting at this time of year she wouldn't mind hand delivering to my neck of the woods. ;o)
JadeRose Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
"You guys are nuts. But I’m fruity"

You need to talk to wheel
burgess_b Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
Posts: 23,212
i have always thought fruits and nuts blend VERY well together.

so, are you japanese Yuki-san? i live in Kobe.
DrewEstate Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2009
Posts: 2,339
it has to be dried fruits and salty nuts!
burgess_b Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2005
Posts: 23,212
my nuts are ALWAYS salty. and the fruits around this site are absolutely shriveled, so i assume they are dry.
rfenst Online
#35 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,302
17. Author: Thunder.Gerbil

Next time, go to misc and start a thread on how great Obama is.
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LOL! We probably should not even permit noobs to post in those types of threads in Miscellaneous until they have been on CBid for 3-4 months,lest we scare them away with our rancor.
maf23 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 02-16-2008
Posts: 172
lot of clever witty people posting at Cbid. Sometimes hard to determine what is the truth and what is leg-pulling. Is there really platinum membership? of course I won't take any response seriously.
HockeyDad Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
The first rule of Platinum membership is never talk about Platinum membership.
Rut-Ro! Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 01-16-2010
Posts: 1,991
^ really! Don't talk about the new Black Titanium Platinum membership either. Geeze!
newby46176 Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
36,

Yes Virginia, there is a platinum membership.

I believe it is $100,000/year in cbid spending. Not sure though. I am only a gold member.
edsbar60 Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 9,435
Here's the breakdown..may God have mercy on my soul:

Black Platinum Membership - Invitation only. Must be of Svedish descent, with triple A credit rating and 250K/year spending on any of their sites.

Platinum Membership - 100K/year spending and Triple A credit. (Must also send a slap to Slim and pull andytv's finger at least once)

Wheel membership - Men only. Requires midget love declaration and willingness to spend 1 weekend per year with ScottHar and JadeRose in the Pink Room in San Francisco for one night with a can of linseed oil(don't question it either!)

Standard Gold - Solid repartee skills to enter the Misc. boards and post on Cbid forums plus 5 Super Deluxe Premium Ultra SuperDuty cigars for each of the elite Cbid posters (and you have to figure that out yer damn self!)
Rut-Ro! Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 01-16-2010
Posts: 1,991
Ok, now the secrets out....


I'm sending Rocky and Guido to your house tonight!
edsbar60 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 9,435
Sorry, had to do it...



I'll be in uhhh....Albuquerque.
DrewEstate Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2009
Posts: 2,339
Ahh Standard Gold I never knew what my membership was
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
maf23 -

Welcome to the CigarBid Forum. Never take anything these guys say seriously.

CigarBid has no memberships of any kind. There are NO memberships other than your standard, we're-all-buddies-BOTL type thing. That includes herfing and BS'ing on a regular basis but that has nothing to do with CigarBid.

Thanks for asking and enjoy the forums!

Trish
newby46176 Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
maf23 -

Looks like your application was rejected.
edsbar60 Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 9,435
DA BOARDS HAVE MONITORS!
robertknyc Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 5,475
Trish, thanks for denying the rumors and keeping Platinum membership only for us elite, long-time customers. Unfortunately, some people insist on openly discussing this and stirring up the curious noobs.
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
I'm just gonna shake my head and get back to my other work.

Merry Christmas everyone! Even if you don't celebrate, have a great 12/25!
greedo4321 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2007
Posts: 423
You too!
mrcraps Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 08-27-2014
Posts: 20
Yes, they are and their customer service sucks right now - won't respond to either emails or phone calls.
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