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Last post 9 months ago by Whistlebritches. 35 replies replies.
SHE KEEPS THE BEST SNACKS UNDER HER APRON>.cough
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted:
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LMAO !
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delarob Offline
#2 Posted:
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Posts: 5,318
Mmmm I dunno about them beats...
herfidore Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-21-2008
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And to think, someone is tired of banging this babe.
Magwitch Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-26-2010
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When I get to hell I suspect my first thousand years or so will be spent giving something like that a foot rub.
jackconrad Offline
#5 Posted:
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72 are waiting for Bin Laden
tbrochin Offline
#6 Posted:
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I'm willing to bet that she has already eaten the snacks.


Just a guess.
Goathead50 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
I wouldn't hit it
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Must be in reference to the 2 dozen twinkies tucked in her flesh folds.
marc palanzo Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-06-2006
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-27-2008
Posts: 3,981
Author: hoyodude

the thought that because someone might not be attractive to you, is no excuse to disparage people you know nothing about and speaks loudly to your own intellect as well as your complete lack of class and maturity.
jaytothen Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-31-2007
Posts: 2,156
fat chicks need lovin' too..........they just have to pay for it. OH!
jetblasted Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
Re: # 10 ...

I've been saying that on this board for years ...
t4x4no2 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 46
I bet she swallows....JUST SAYIN...
Magwitch Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 48
I bet her dumps would rival those of my 180 pound great dane. I'd love to watch them side by side (from a distance) squeezing one out in my backyard.
Sassy1 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-12-2007
Posts: 449
And you guys are how old???
fishinguitarman Offline
#16 Posted:
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WT's 108
sd72 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 9,600
Cute
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,473
Hey who got this picture of teedubbya?
smokestaxx Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 4,214
Id take a bite of her snacks
banderl Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
brb
bloody spaniard Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
2 sixpacks and you have the beer goggles to tackle this job. 3 if you need prescription.
Sort of reminds me of Chaz Bono in a bizarro world.
dharbolt Offline
#22 Posted:
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Spaniard, your avatar is exactly how my face looked when i clicked on this thread.
bloody spaniard Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
dharbolt wrote:
Spaniard, your avatar is exactly how my face looked when i clicked on this thread.

LMAO!! I know what you mean. It's the perfect look for most threads on these boards too.
JadeRose Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Magwitch wrote:
I bet her dumps would rival those of my 180 pound great dane. I'd love to watch them side by side (from a distance) squeezing one out in my backyard.




rofl
Kidmd Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2013
Posts: 314
You know what they say......
How are chubby girls and mopeds alike?



They are both FUN to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see ya doing it?
glongoria Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 01-29-2009
Posts: 483
I think of myself as a reasonably intelligent man but..... I'd fall for it.
JadeRose Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 19,525
Some quality Magwitch posts from the past
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
JadeRose wrote:
Some quality Magwitch posts from the past

I strongly recommend reviewing his last 10 posts on his profile.
Every word.
It may result in a Grade 2 oblique strain but, as I like to say, it's worth the downside of the deal.
izonfire Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
I'm feeling a Grade 2 oblique strain in my temporal lobe.
And I'm really enjoying it...
JadeRose Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
frankj1 wrote:
I strongly recommend reviewing his last 10 posts on his profile.
Every word.
It may result in a Grade 2 oblique strain but, as I like to say, it's worth the downside of the deal.


It's good, good stuff, Frankie. I apparently thought Cousin Eddie was Mags at one point. "Peaches" is probably my favorite long post but my my favorite Mags post was the "Coon" living under his porch. I remember when I read that the first time and it caught me off guard. I laughed like a loon
vanzandt Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 05-04-2008
Posts: 1,125
She's definitely from PA
delta1 Offline
#32 Posted:
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Posts: 28,753
reminds me...gotta put pork belly on the grocery list...
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#33 Posted:
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😂 💀 ^
Mo63 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2021
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Nobody loves a fat girl,but oh how a fat girl can love. Nobody seems to want her, she’s just a truck out on the highway of love.
Whistlebritches Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
Mo63 wrote:
Nobody loves a fat girl,but oh how a fat girl can love. Nobody seems to want her, she’s just a truck out on the highway of love.



You douchenozzle...........thought this was gone.Let her go PLEASE!!!
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