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Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, May 9 2010, 2:01 PM EST
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I wanted to share my experience with a smoke I had today. It was called a Plasencia which, I'm fairly certain, is Spanish for placenta. I can't say I've ever tasted a placenta but it's gotta taste better than this mangy dog of a cigar. It would be better named Afterbirth or perhaps Abortion. First, the only positive here is that the cigar was free. One of my coworkers left his toolbox open this past Friday and it was lying right on top. When he went to the breakfast truck it found its way into my sock. Either he didn't notice or he didn't have the sack to confront me about it. Either way, I wish now I'd never taken it. The first taste that hit me was the overwhelming smell of a New York City dumpster during an August heat wave. The draw was good but this proved to be a bad thing as the taste and smell evolved into something akin to low tide and fish heads. It got progressively worse until it culminated into the powerful stench of very used feminine products. Making the experience all the worse was the fact that the screaming bag of guts I call my wife was haranguing me about our credit card bills and my drinking while I was trying desperately to enjoy this monstrosity. I ended up tossing it before it was done and headed to Home Depot to pick up some caulking. There's a 19 year old cashier there that I've had my eye on so I made a point to wear some tight running shorts. Sure enough, when I went through her check out line I caught her eyeing the trouser snake. I gave her a wink and a knowing smile. Can't wait to head back there next weekend and escalate things when the wife will be visiting that long-toothed hag mother of hers.
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jackconrad Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:25 AM EST
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Cousin_Eddie Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:30 AM EST
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Ha - I do laugh at some of this crap.
andytv Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:35 AM EST
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How much time do you usually allow to elapse before you comment on your own post?
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:39 AM EST
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Andy - Check the grammar my friend I'm not this smart. Also I would never cheat on or berate my wife, I am a very very lucky man I married way up.
herfidore Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 8:55 AM EST
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hmmm, stolen items, trips to Home Depot, CE posting in the thread. Pattern anyone?
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 9:08 AM EST
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Alias seems to be the new cbid norm. At least when I say something stupid its under my screen name not a cover.

Some has been funny, but I'm over it.
JadeRose Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 2:12 PM EST
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I'd hit it!!
wheelrite Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 2:22 PM EST
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This pic disturbs me.
This person appears to have mental and physical issues.

rather sad imho..

wheel,
jetblasted Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 6:39 PM EST
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Weirdest thread of the week award.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 6:52 PM EST
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Who in the HELL is "MANWICH"?

Is he a "SLOPPY JOE" or somethin'?
pacman357 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:00 PM EST
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
delarob Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:06 PM EST
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Nah, she looks German.
da76guinness Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:52 PM EST
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you'd have to be one sick dude to post this, even if it were a joke



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andytv Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 7:55 PM EST
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Hey, is that a young Ratzinger?
pacman357 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 8:03 PM EST
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#16 Do not mock zee Germans. Vee vill come over to your house, destroy eet and every other house in zee same zip code.
cds09 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 10:33 PM EST
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Now that's funny
pacman357 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, May 10 2010, 11:24 PM EST
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Death awaits you, with nasty pointy teeth.
jimbud Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 26 2011, 9:25 PM EST
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Another.
nickatnite Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 26 2011, 10:37 PM EST
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Confused Confused Confused
JuyceMan Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 8:14 AM EST
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Too F'ing funny. I like this sense of humor...
IUROX Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 8:57 AM EST
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Been eatin retard sammichs for lunch again huh?
NYYankees Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 10:16 AM EST
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The guy is trying way too hard to be funny. Lessen the amount of metaphors and you might raise a chuckle out of people - after the first two descriptions of its smell and taste, the audience gets it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 1:01 AM EST
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Strange days.......where's Rob?
bloody spaniard Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 9:48 AM EST
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Magwitch(sp?) was brilliantly funny IMHO. If you have a sense of humor, do a search on all his posts.
Loved his family portrait.
dstieger Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 10:40 AM EST
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21, 25

+1
JadeRose Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2012, 4:10 PM EST
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We need Cousin Eddie/Magwitch back here
nolen Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 12:37 PM EST
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I cry from laughing at this everytime I read it.
T Z Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 5:56 PM EST
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Magwich always had great posts
bloody spaniard Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 6:00 PM EST
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IMHO he struck out the last time or two but he will always be remembered for his dry, whimsical wit & photographs that's for sure.
nolen Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 8:19 PM EST
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Bloody, do you know where he's been? Haven't heard anything since Christmas '12.
bloody spaniard Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 9:35 PM EST
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No, I don't, sorry, Nolen but there's at least one botl that seems to know his bat lair- possibly the enigmatic jimbud.
nolen Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Mar 3 2014, 11:40 PM EST
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ahhh, thanks Bloody...
smokestaxx Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2014, 10:43 PM EST
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Herfing
gae9jang2j Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Mar 25 2016, 2:23 AM EST
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Palama Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, May 12 2019, 5:51 PM EST
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frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, May 12 2019, 6:25 PM EST
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pretty sure jimbud lives in CT.
maybe tonygraz can find him and finally get to the bottom of the Magwitch Mystery.
Palama Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Jan 1 2024, 3:11 PM EST
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