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Out in my Corvette making the Queen mad.
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Iguano Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 3:57 PM EST
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That wasn't your wife in the golf thread, this isn't you, and many of us don't need a Vette to pick up the ladies. I feel a little sorry that you do.



Good luck witch yer bad self.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 4:06 PM EST
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Ig - You better do some asking that is my wife, and she is a cutie!
donutboy2000 Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 4:50 PM EST
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I am the Pope!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 5:36 PM EST
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Cousin Eddie says "Come on down to the fried chicken shack"
blackfoot11 Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 6:26 PM EST
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love those yellow seats..........
pacman357 Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 7:36 PM EST
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OMG. I had heard there was a nursing home somewhere in the deep south where the retired surviving cast members of Hee Haw had been living; however, nobody told me that one of them had ESCAPED!


YA'LL PANIC!
tluff Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, May 18 2010, 10:53 PM EST
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feel.....strangely.....drawn....to .....Cousin_Eddie


no...wait.....drawn.....to.....beach.....to.....lay....eggs.....


no..........drawn.....to.....Cousin_Eddie.....


no.....no.....drawn.....to.....beach



Dammit!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 4:11 AM EST
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tluff - You can't fight the Cousin_Eddie attraction syndrome.
gringococolo Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 4:13 AM EST
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This is funny. Good one C.E.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 4:33 AM EST
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OMgosh, that DOES look like a paunchy Ned Flanders in the passenger seat......
newby46176 Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 6:57 AM EST
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Very funny CE
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 7:05 AM EST
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Some people "get it" :) and the others are just haters.
ilcchef2 Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 8:01 AM EST
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I don't get it, whatever "it" is, but I do think I "had" your wife...
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, May 19 2010, 8:11 AM EST
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Ha
tluff Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, May 20 2010, 1:10 AM EST
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#58 I'm a Georgia Redneck.....I think we're cousins

T
tljones1961 Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, May 20 2010, 4:07 AM EST
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I thought about posting some pictures of me but I decided only a dink would do that . . . besides I don't look as good as Eddie . . . and that Vette is way cooler than my car . . . and I don't have a friend to ride in my "not as cool as Eddies car" car . . . I am so inadequate . . . I think I'll just go smoke a fuma . . . whoa is me.
lou2row Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, May 20 2010, 5:17 PM EST
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Is that a vette? Looks awefully small. Kinda Miata sized.
JadeRose Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Mar 31 2017, 4:06 PM EST
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This was a good thread. Eddie was great at baiting people.
RMAN4443 Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Mar 31 2017, 4:35 PM EST
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Cousin_Eddie wrote:
Yeah keep telling yourself that. I guarantee you that when I roll by in this even your wife would look. It's all about the ride baby!

I'd look, my wife would look,my daughter would look,my son would look,my dog would look.........at each other and ask between guffaws........".how the hell did that guy fit into a corvette?" LOL

Now that was a funny thread right there, I don't care who you are
frankj1 Offline
#70 Posted: Fri, Mar 31 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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better question is how will he get out?

and his wife looks like an ugly normal sized man.

I remember c e...somewhat entertaining but not on my missing list.
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