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MICHELLE OBAMA _ HOW TO USE A HOE
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted:
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White house gardening
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ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
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Too early for popcorn for me.
delarob Offline
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Uhhh, I, uhhh I can't.
scottshoe69 Offline
#4 Posted:
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she's probably wearing a one off gown that cost the tax payers $$$$$
Stinkdyr Offline
#5 Posted:
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Chewbacca get on the hoe!
pacman357 Offline
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Ahaahhahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

I get it...hoe...sound like ho...you're sort of calling her a hoe, aren't you??

Dear God in heaven, that is not only funny, but extremely creative. Have they heard about you in Hollywood yet? How is it that you don't already have 4-5 deals in development. My goodness, you must be the FUNNIEST MOFO WHO EVER LIVED.


AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BTW, aside from the stupid and juvenile antics...notice how she is holding that handle...that, based upon the position of her right hip, she has a foot slightly raised off the ground...yup, that's a shovel she is holding there, you f*cking putz.
DrafterX Offline
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she looks like she could chop alot of wood...
bpuls Offline
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isn't that a question for Barak?
delarob Offline
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That's not a shovel Pac, her foot is on the head of a Tea Party candidate and the stick in her hand ia being shoved up their ass.

What kind of crop is that in the background? And look at those arms. Bulging veins.. could it be from picking Strawberries?
bpuls Offline
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Cotton? Melons?
GreenWolf70 Offline
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Ahhhh....Gardening in a designer dress and heels....how liberal of her.
pacman357 Offline
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Good Lord, here we go again. Never seen such a large group of men claiming to be heterosexuals suddenly turn into such fashion nazis. Maybe you can all get together and send her a matching purse and belt.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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RE #6

Holy **** cuz, I was laughing so hard at your post that two people actually came over to find out WTF was so funny.

They agreed.
DrafterX Offline
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I heard she's farming hemp...
pacman357 Offline
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#13 LOL. Sorry about that, cuz. Some days it just feels like Art Class day here, and a small but strong-willed (but "special") segment is over in the corner, eating paste once again.
kleick Offline
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lol- I gotta take pacman for the win...
curvebuster Offline
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I second that...LOL...Pacman for the win!!!
fiddler898 Offline
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OP didn't give him much competition...
drywalldog Offline
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In reality he just wanted to call the First Lady of the United States a hoe, oh how times have changed.
jackconrad Offline
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Overeading again
wheelrite Offline
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Old man river that,
Old man river he must know something
But don't say nothing,
He just keeps rolling,
He keeps on rolling along.
You and me,
We sweat and slave bodies all aching
And racked with pain,
Tow that barge, lift that bail,
Get a little drunk and you land in jail.
I get weary,
And sick of trying I'm tired of living,
But scared of dying,
That old man river,
He just keeps rolling along.
donutboy2000 Offline
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#19

jack did not say that, you did.
drywalldog Offline
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Donutboy, you really that dense? Or you just kidding?
natalie-ann Offline
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Personally, I like her. I think she is cool.
JadeRose Offline
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JackConrad......How to Make Friends and Influence People.
tailgater Offline
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A. I don't know why this was posted, other than to use the words "Michelle Obama" and "Hoe" in the same sentence.

B. I find it amazing that the same crowd who lambasted candidate Palin during the campaign, and continue to do so despite the fact that she's no longer in a public position, would so vehimently run to the defense of the first lady when the "attack" was so lame and weak to begin with.


And besides, it's probably not a hoe.
Nor simply a shovel.
If you truly want to get technical, I bet it's a spade.
danger350 Offline
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It probably is a shovel, look at how tired she looks...it's hard work shoveling all that BS around the White House.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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I thought they used humans to work in the fields?

Dr. Zaius will not be pleased.

Cornelius will be OUTRAGED!!!
curvebuster Offline
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Hey maddvibe, thanks for sharing your racist ignorance with the rest of the class. A-hole.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Lighten up Francis.

It's a joke.

She can't help the fact that she LOOKS like Zira!

http://www.revolutionsf.com/images/features/heroineslist/heroine_zira.jpg
adroomi420c Offline
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Wheelrite, what was your motiviation for posting those song lyrics? If I call you a racist are you going to be upset and claim that it was just a song that popped into your head? Again, perception dude.

Tailgater, nice spade joke. Couldn't let that one pass could you?
Stinkdyr Offline
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eskimo

arapa-hoe
tailgater Offline
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31^

It was the white elephant in the room.
donutboy2000 Offline
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#19

Can you read?

Can you spell?

#31

Old Man River is racist. BRILLIANT!
jackconrad Offline
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I love that song
donutboy2000 Offline
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You must be a racist!

LOL!!!!
drywalldog Offline
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Spelling errors please, Donutboy?
wheelrite Offline
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I guess this singer was a racist ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1cfabamrO0


wheel,
drywalldog Offline
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No, but he's taller than you.
donutboy2000 Offline
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#37

What spelling errors?
drywalldog Offline
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Donutboy-You posted spelling errors in post 34.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I thought they used humans to work in the fields?



Dr. Zaius will not be pleased.



Cornelius will be OUTRAGED!!!

Whistle
DrMaddVibe Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
:-"



Pucker up on this one too!

https://youtu.be/ActbpfB6qdU

The jokes write themselves and the butthurt with you is tremendous. Going back in to the vaults for what you deem offensive?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...The SNOWFLAKE THOUGHT POLICE ARE HERE! Officer Opie is going to moisten up his lips and try to whistle while he's watching Big Mike adjust his nuts.
Speyside Offline
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Mr Manta,

I fail to see any humor in this. When a black is fulfilling their destiny that is outstanding. Plus the natural order of life is being preserved.

Jefferson Davis
Speyside Offline
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I would do her! She's hawt.

Thomas Jefferson
Speyside Offline
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I think I did her when she was 14

Donald Trump
curvebuster Offline
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Welcome to the kindergarden portion of our show.....
ZRX1200 Offline
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^ dude you better HOPE that there’s a gluten shortage at a certain someone’s house right now…..
Speyside Offline
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Z, do I really need to always put up the sarcasm thing for you?
tailgater Offline
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Speyside wrote:
I would do her! She's hawt.

Thomas Jefferson



This made me laugh.
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