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vfrtwice Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:04 AM EST
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I think we have addresed the Toilet paper "flop over the top of the roll" or "flop under the roll" issue before.. but never..

"Do you fold or wad"........

wadder here!!!!.. i bet Rickmaven folds.. LMAO!!!!!


vfr
Charlie Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:09 AM EST
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Rick being the true enviornmentalist that he professes to be probably uses leaves from his yard!:):):):)

Charlie

andytv Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:13 AM EST
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Fold...............and I exculsively use Charmin with Aloe.

RDC Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:14 AM EST
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Fold, and what did you say Keri does?
Nathan_S Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:21 AM EST
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Fold. I find you have better control with a fold.
vfrtwice Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:31 AM EST
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LMAO.... im with ANDY... ONLY charmin wiht aloe.. HELL.. I even keep my own private roll here at work!!

I would have never thought there were that many "folders'...

come on... more input!!!

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Homebrew Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:34 AM EST
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Yep I fold.
Uses less paper with better results, a cleaner Ash.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
RDC Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:44 AM EST
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Folding is more efficient. It gives you a better wipe and uses less paper per dump.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:47 AM EST
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i personally use baby wipes.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 6:48 AM EST
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a secondary question, a spin off of your first question.

do you wash our hands before or after, and justify your reason.
zoinks Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 7:02 AM EST
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Fold (with Northern single-roll only, not double)
That way you can re-fold.

At work, do you dispense the paper before or after you wash your hands?
vfrtwice Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 7:52 AM EST
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HOLY TOILTE PAPER BATMAN.... i am the only "wadder".. i must attempt this new form of "FOLDING" .. i fear the "thiness" of the fold will present a problem.. if not simply a feel issue.

I must try the fold... will post a review later!! LMAO!! HAAAAAAAAAA
ddandb Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 7:56 AM EST
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I wad.
and if I accidently get crap on my hands I wash them...
Well if it's a lot of crap I do.
vfrtwice Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 7:59 AM EST
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SEE.... thats why I dont FOLD!!!.. nothing worst than sticking your finger through the paper and up your own bunhooleeooooo!!!! and... getting crap on your finger....cause NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU WASH IT... a couple hours later when you are eating your french fries at lunch.. you just cat get it out of your head that just hours eailier your index finger that is now 1 INCH from your mouth was.............
COVERED WITH POO!!!!

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andytv Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:07 AM EST
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The problem with wadding, as I see it, is that there is ALWAYS a chance that your finger is protected by only ONE ply!

With folding, you are protected by at least two; and up to 14 plys (I am told you cannot fold paper more than seven times).

Folding also allows for adjustment of thickness based on diet.

For example;

If I had dined exclusively on high fiber foods and cheese, one fold will suffice.

If I had dined on sauerkraut, bean, jalapeno and butter casserole, then four or five folds is a good idea for maximum protection from potential caustic material.

just my $0.02.
k9kop Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:10 AM EST
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FOLD

k9
8trackdisco Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:16 AM EST
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I'm on the Wad Team.

Although in times of hemorrhoidal tissue inflammation, I tend to go with the Fold, and then use the Dab Method- more smooth and less crinkle on the 'work surface' with the Fold Method there.

Different tools for different jobs.

Country Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:23 AM EST
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complete folder here. wading is almost..... dirty. It seems that you are smeering things everywhere, you have no idea where anything is. Folding is just another word for control.

Country
tank71663 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:24 AM EST
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Folder here...right handed folder...

Tried the left once....ONCE...


TANK





By the way I'm I the only one here who buys 2 ply and then seperates the sheets to make 2 rolls of TP ???..lol
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:32 AM EST
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13. Author: ddandb Date: 09/16/2005 12:56 PM Reply
I wad.
and if I accidently get crap on my hands I wash them...
Well if it's a lot of crap I do.



*That would explain why everybody at the John Hays herf was raving about the farmyard smell on the "isoms" that you were handing out.
LMAO!


vfrtwice Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:33 AM EST
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ohhh sh*t... andy and 8track.. you guys are truley nuts!!!

i cant quit laughing!!!!!

Im glad there are people out there with the same twisted sense of humor as I. Its been a good friday!!!!

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J.Redleg Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:43 AM EST
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I am at a loss for words! You guys are too f'ng funny! Thanks for the laugh!
puskarich Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:50 AM EST
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I wish I had one of those toilets that squirt the water on your bunghole. What are those things called?
RDC Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:53 AM EST
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an ENEMA!!!!
puskarich Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:53 AM EST
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By the way, where is the thread on how people roll their toilet paper - over/under. I'm exculsively an "over" person. If I'm at your house and yours is under, I'll switch it. LOL
andytv Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 8:59 AM EST
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vfrtwice Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:04 AM EST
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puskarich !!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHH SH*T... YOU CRACKED ME UP!!

because i DO THE SAME THING!!!!!!.. my girlfriend and i do it to each other at home ALL THE TIME.. and when i was little .. i would switch it at my grandma's house.. i wonder how many time grandpa yelled from the bathroom.. "Margret.. damn*t.. you know if dont like the toilet paper this way".. and she swears she didnt do it.. and an all out yelling match ensues!! haa haaa

DEFINETLY AN OVER THE TOP GUY HERE!!!

ohh that was fn haliours!!!....

bloddy...thanks for the warning on the smelly ISOM!! LMAO!!

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vfrtwice Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:08 AM EST
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puskarich,


that butt squirting thing is called a Baday..or bade..

pronounced Baa day... or transladed to english by the french.. Le Butt washer!!

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ruggysgirl Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:23 AM EST
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Three shells.
andytv Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:28 AM EST
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You can wipe your butt with shells??
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:42 AM EST
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Yes, and Sally sells shells down by the sea shore.
andytv Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:43 AM EST
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I only use shells with Aloe.
vfrtwice Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:44 AM EST
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I have used "lambs ear" in desperate occasions when afield!! haa haa.

Mayapple leaves are to juciy.. and oak leaves are too dry.. but lambs ear... not that nice soft velvet side is the cats meow!!! :)

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andytv Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:46 AM EST
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Don't use Spanish Moss.............it'll give you chiggers.

I know a guy who crapped down the sleeve of his coveralls while hunting.

vfrtwice Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:46 AM EST
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http://www.timebegan.com/albums/summer2002/lambs_ear_2.sized.jpg

:) so you now what your lookin for next time you find yourself stranded in a field with no paper!!

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ruggysgirl Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 9:59 AM EST
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I cannot believe I am on a message board populated mostly by 30 - 40 something men and no one has seen Demolition Man? Three shells!!!!!
Heather
vfrtwice Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:04 AM EST
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH demolition man!!!

DUHHHHH!! HA HAA i dont remember what they represented?

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ruggysgirl Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:06 AM EST
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You really need to rent it again, VRF. The shells replaced tp.
Heather
andytv Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:18 AM EST
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http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com/answered/shells.htm

vfrtwice Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:30 AM EST
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i have to poo.......hummm wad or fold???

LMAO!!!

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puskarich Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:50 AM EST
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vfrtwice, funny story for you. I was pooping at the apartment of my fiance's sister. Went in the bathroom and saw the TP was rolled UNDER!!! Oh the humanity!!! So I had to switch it before I wiped. While I was in there, my fiance says to her sister, "If your TP is rolled under, Rich is going to switch it." Sure enough, when I came out of the bathroom, her sister runs in there to check. It was rolled over -- the correct way.
vfrtwice Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:55 AM EST
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thats funny..

and note.. the "correct way" is OVER THE TOP!

CONTRARY TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS!! HAA HAAA

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RDC Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:56 AM EST
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well...are you a convert?
vfrtwice Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:58 AM EST
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"Which is the correct way to put a roll of bathroom tissue on the holder? Should the free end be away from the wall or toward the wall?"

Think for a moment.

OK. The answer: "The correct way is to have the tail away from the wall. It makes more product visible, on the roll and hanging down. Also, as a gracious host, you want to present this tissue to guests. Make it so they can see it. It's like you're handing it to them."
vfrtwice Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 10:59 AM EST
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RDC.. still undecited!! haa ha I Dont like the tiolet here ... so i will have to give it the true and official test later tonight after a few coronas, some spagetti and a good smoke!! lol

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vfrtwice Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:02 AM EST
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THIS IS THE BEST SITE YET!!!

http://currentconfig.com/archives/000083.html

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puskarich Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:05 AM EST
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Riddle me this.... Whats the skinny on the bidets? Anyone use one before? Can you get them here in the US? I imagine they'd have to be special ordered and you couldnt just run down to Lowes and pick one up. Is the water ice cold or can you run a hot/cold mix in it? I wonder how much trouble it would be to convert a regular toilet hookup to a bidet?
8trackdisco Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:06 AM EST
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This is a great 'get the weekend started' kind of thread. In a different thread, I told folks about how I generally go against the grain of the world.

My bathroom habits (wad-der) and toilet paper display (under) prove my rebel roots.

I seem to usually be in the minority.

I better call my mom and make sure I'm Caucasian.


(no offense Tey & adroomi).
vfrtwice Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:10 AM EST
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puskarich,

I have never used one.. but i bet from the sounds of the.. i might have ONE HELL OF A TIME getting Kari out of the bathroom if i got one!! haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa

I would think though you would have to get naked to use it properly.. unless it had a dryer installed. Cause when you stood up all the water woudl run down your legs and get your underwear all wet befoe you could grab a towel.>>?? but i think some do have dryers.. HELL.. if thats the case... Kari may have a ONE HELL OF A TIME getting ME out of the bathroom!!

HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA

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puskarich Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:12 AM EST
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Since we're on the subject - another TP peeve of mine. The Charmin Big Roll. The damn thing is too large for a standard roll. The first few times you use the roll, you gotta paw at it. Otherwise, you do the pull/rip combo thing and only get 2 squares.

One day the fiance surprised me with the Charmin Big Roll extender. It is a replacement roller that allows the Big Roll to roll freely. I've never looked back.
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