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Girlfriend and myself in Miami
donutboy2000 Offline
#201 Posted:
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^
diverbelow72 Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 10-31-2005
Posts: 3,513
A classic, I needed a laugh. Thanks for the top DB. RIP, she was hot but was bangin her brother that ran her over with a tractor, then he buried her alive...she is in a better place.

Just sayin...
Diddler5612 Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 10-13-2009
Posts: 1,721
He he he! Can't let it die yet.
DrewEstate Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2009
Posts: 2,339
this again! its done!
Let it die
donutboy2000 Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
Never!!!

IT IS LEGEND!
banderl Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
BTT for Busa!
bowling4puros Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2009
Posts: 2,108
so i finally made my way through this thread and if i read it correctly

- OP posted pics of his chick, not received well by sven
- chick turns out to be his sister and admits to banging her
- also admits to killing her and dumping the half dead body in a ditch
- OP is a tool

did i miss anything?
Charlie Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
That about sums it up except you missed the threats tossed around by the little prick.....

Charlie
andytv Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
^you forgot.....

- create a CBid legacy in a few posts by feeding the crowd a bunch of insane crap.
bowling4puros Offline
#210 Posted:
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Posts: 2,108
LOL, i saw those....seeing as they were coming from him, they read more like jokes than threats
keinreis Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 806
Holly crap I remember this from back when it was first posted. Byder and adromi used to catch so much crap. What happened to those clowns?
andytv Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Beyder.......I dunno.

Adroomi.......doing well........crazy as ever.
Canewalker Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 12-20-2009
Posts: 168
Every board has that situation of drama and bat**** crazy.
pacman357 Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
I wonder where Master Beyder and his sister/girlfriend/wife/beard are these days.
engletl Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
Goat would still hit here even though she has been run over by a trctor
Goathead50 Offline
#216 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
Hell yeah. If there is still a breath in her body
donutboy2000 Offline
#217 Posted:
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topped for Howie196
DrewEstate Offline
#218 Posted:
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Posts: 2,339
this again!
Bluedevil Offline
#219 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2006
Posts: 7,383
Quit pulling this up!!!!!
engletl Offline
#220 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
Nice top :)
DrewEstate Offline
#221 Posted:
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Posts: 2,339
NO!
I'm going to barf!
donutboy2000 Offline
#222 Posted:
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Posts: 25,000
polokalypse Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 01-08-2009
Posts: 2,583
Someone get the neosporin and a bandaid...the scab is off!
bowling4puros Offline
#224 Posted:
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Posts: 2,108
RIP Beyder's sister


LOL
donutboy2000 Offline
#225 Posted:
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Posts: 25,000
topped for the DaQueenBeez
jackconrad Offline
#226 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
RIP BEYDERS SISTER..
m j toal Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
TruElY gREat reAdiNg
Mattie B Offline
#228 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 6,350
bowling4puros wrote:
so i finally made my way through this thread and if i read it correctly



- OP posted pics of his chick, not received well by sven

- chick turns out to be his sister and admits to banging her

- also admits to killing her and dumping the half dead body in a ditch

- OP is a tool



did i miss anything?






I was around during all of this, but didn't really pay attention to the threads. Is this really accurate?
teedubbya Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
yes
dstieger Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mattie....you may not have paid much attention, or may have forgotten, but you jumped in on one of his threads ...for others that didn't pay attention and for noobs wanting a taste of CBBB legendary threads....

http://www.cigarbid.com/...1/Girlfriend-with-Cigar
http://www.cigarbid.com/...end-part-4-lingerie-pic
http://www.cigarbid.com/.../beyder28-where-are-you
http://www.cigarbid.com/.../c/posts/56116/BEYDER28
http://www.cigarbid.com/...er-Lingerie-party-pic-2
http://www.cigarbid.com/...friend-part-2-and-myself
banderl Offline
#231 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
How did it come out that his "girlfriend" was in fact his sister?
dstieger Offline
#232 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Wasn't. At least I don't believe so. Seems he was asked a couple times about how he managed to outkick his coverage. Not sure why, but he wouldn't answer directly. I think he first said she was window dressing for a vendor at a cigar show -- someone pointed out a resemblance and he ran with the 'sister' thing for a bit. I think that mostly, he just had a sense of humor that only he 'got'. In his attempts to be funny or witty, he got taken way off track into ditches and under tractors. The fact that he seemed to get along with Adroomi, then crossed up SteveR and Slim just sent him further from the 'reality' of the rest of us here.
victor809 Offline
#233 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Not hard to figure out how this happened.

- Idiot with low self esteem, but enough money/charisma/whatever to attract very attractive girlfriend decided to use a cigar forum to brag about her (in an attempt to bolster his self esteem)
- Add a cadre of individuals with likely less success in the dating market (or are 50 years past the dating market)...

Mix vigorously and you have the threads in post 230. Beyder was an idiot, obviously proud of the woman he managed to snag, but an idiot for trying to show off in front of a bunch of idiots over an internet forum (where people can make up anything and will take any opportunity to troll). In the end, the trolls got him.
Mattie B Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 6,350
Yeah thats what I missed. The fact that he said it really was his sister. I recall the threads but missed that important part.
dpnewell Offline
#235 Posted:
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Can't believe this is the first time I've seen this thread. Immediately I thought, "dang, they look like twins. Must be related." Surprised that it took till page 3 before someone suggested that she was his sister.
itsawaldo Offline
#236 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2006
Posts: 4,221
I thought the same thing, she looks like his sister or maybe first cousin, which is legal in some states.


teedubbya Offline
#237 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
it is his seester.... or was before the whole tractor and buried alive thing
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#238 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
Since Halloween is over and we are now officially into the x-mas music season...
To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"



Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia.
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

She'd been suckin' too much c**k.
And he begged her not to go.
But she'd had a few ruffies,
and she staggered out the door into the path of a plow.

When they found her the next mornin,'
at the bottom of the ditch,
She was still a breathing and a flappin'
so they shovelled some more dirt into the ditch.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now were all so proud of the rest of CBID.
He's been takin' this so well.
Listenin' to him yap about his diamond studded watches,
watchin' him put the moves on his cousin Belle.

It's not CBID without Beyder's sister.
All the BOTLs keep topping her photos.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Are those knockers real or did she buy them off the shelf?
(off the shelf)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now the threads have all been locked.
Because Beyder had a tantrum.
And couldn't control his little mouth,
and threatened to beat the snot out of everyone who talked about her "health".

We've warned all of the good BOTLs.
"Better watch out for Beyder's temper."
Since he can't control it,
he might just jump into his private jet and fly out to your house.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
(Sing it CBID!)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
dstieger Offline
#239 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Since Halloween is over and we are now officially into the x-mas music season...
To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"





Applause Applause Applause

Your udda bruddah up in Whidbey would be so proud.
Abrignac Offline
#240 Posted:
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TTT
T Z Offline
#241 Posted:
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HA
05busa Offline
#242 Posted:
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Posts: 97,187
I miss them
bgz Offline
#243 Posted:
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WTF, where did this Beyder go, we need more pics of his sister.

Before & After, or something like that.
Abrignac Offline
#244 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
WTF, where did this Beyder go, we need more pics of his sister.

Before & After, or something like that.



He was gone before I stepped in. I'm told there was an EPIC meltdown. But, it seems that thread or at least parts of it were deleted.

You can go back and read his remaining posts. Right before he left he got into an argument with SvenR regarding his taste in pictures. He lost that argument it seems.
bgz Offline
#245 Posted:
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Ya, I checked out some of those links. I was Entertained
Abrignac Offline
#246 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Ya, I checked out some of those links. I was Entertained



There was a thread where some d/h posted a pick of *his* new tractor. He missed the part about this being the age of the Internet. He stated he was somewhere in the Midwest US at his farm with his new tractor. t.gerb found that EXACT picture within a very short time on a dealer in the UK's website. He argued profusely with grmcooper bwtween the time he posted the picture and he was outed. Then he did deleted all of his argumentative posts and fled.
Abrignac Offline
#247 Posted:
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BTW, if you haven't treated yourself to some magwitch, then your journey here will never be complete.
BuckyB93 Offline
#248 Posted:
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Top

An oldie but goodie
ZRX1200 Offline
#249 Posted:
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Good ol’ Igor
Whistlebritches Offline
#250 Posted:
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I remember just mentioning to Beyder that his girlfriend sure had a lot of family resemblence...........he blew up on me and swore at least 10 times she wasn't his sister.Yep that chick is his sister and I wonder if she's the one that got ran over by a tractor???
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