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Poll Question : BALANCE THE BUDGET
Choice Votes Statistics
CLOSE THE BORDERS 12 44 %
REPEAL NATIONAL HEALTHCARE 3 11 %
MAKE HEMP TEA THE NATIONAL DRINK 2 7 %
MAKE FISHING GUITARMAN BUY A ROBE 2 7 %
APPOINT RICKAMAVEN SECRETARY OF RELIGION 1 3 %
PULL OUT ALL THE TROOPS 4 14 %
INVADE CUBA FOR OBVIOUS REASONS 3 11 %
Total 27 100%

IF YOU WERE THE DICTATOR OF THE US WHAT WOULD YOU DO 1st ? POLL
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jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:16 PM EST
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??????????????
SteveS Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:26 PM EST
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repealing Obamacare would be my top priority followed closely by doing something about the extraordinarily porous borders ...
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:28 PM EST
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AUDIT THEN CLOSE THE DAMN FEDERAL RESERVE.....
fishinguitarman Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:28 PM EST
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I need a new robe anyways....
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:30 PM EST
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I would throw everyone into the Halliburton-built FEMA-run re-education camps.

(nothing personal, it is just the sort of thing that dictators do and I would have to uphold the standards.)
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:48 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
AUDIT THEN CLOSE THE DAMN FEDERAL RESERVE.....



+1

Not only that, but I would probably hold public executions for their treasonous behaviors.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:48 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I would throw everyone into the Halliburton-built FEMA-run re-education camps.

(nothing personal, it is just the sort of thing that dictators do and I would have to uphold the standards.)



Good thing I already called "top bunk"!!!!!Whistle
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 12:52 PM EST
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SteveS wrote:
repealing Obamacare would be my top priority followed closely by doing something about the extraordinarily porous borders ...



In my mind...on 9/12/01...THAT would've happened.

TOTAL National Guard driven field exercise...shoot to kill with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!
Buckwheat Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:03 PM EST
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time.
OldSchool Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:04 PM EST
Joined: 07-21-2005
Posts: 1,542
Easy

1. Complie a list of treasonous Enemies of the State
2. Round them up
3. Execute

On my second day...
JonR Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:15 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Make michelle obama wear a bag over her head for the rest of her life.



Pray



JonR
Lumpa Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 1:30 PM EST
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Posts: 377
End Welfare.
WIC now requires monthly birth control injection to get monthly check.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:04 PM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time.



Hey man...turn on channel 4...breast exam!
richokeeffe Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:10 PM EST
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Dunno how long it would take, but these would be first

a) make Congressional Salaries and benefits equal to median of all Americans
b) get a new taxation system in place and ultimately blow up the IRS
c) change immigration policies to the same ones employed by our neighbors (want a fun read? go look up Mexico's immigration policies)
d) Abolish the BCS - hell the NCAA for that matter
e) make halter tops required wear for women
f) make an equivalent clothing requirement so women enjoy too
g) stop providing aid and funding to any nation that votes against us in the UN
h) take all illegal aliens who have committed a crime and deport them someplace very far away. I kind of like the British Empire solution back in the 1700's or so - pick a big island halfway around the world and just send the prisoners there
i) remove all trade sanctions against Cuba
j) put term limits on all public officials
k) change the penalty for breach of trust to be more severe. Selling state secrets, financial shenanigans, kickbacks, misusing public resources for personal gain should be hard time in jail at a minimum. Anyone else besides me appalled at the "punishment" doled out to Charley Rangel?
l) abolish bag fees on airlines
MACS Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:11 PM EST
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Where's the "cut gov't spending by getting rid of some social programs and quit sending money to foreign countries" option?
delarob Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:48 PM EST
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Military spending would increase on my watch a bit as I would give the Coast Guard carte Blanche to take out any boats not loaded with american citizens trying to attack our beaches.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 2:55 PM EST
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delarob wrote:
Military spending would increase on my watch a bit as I would give the Coast Guard carte Blanche to take out any boats not loaded with american citizens trying to attack our beaches.



Doesn't the military get enough already?

Really?
Stinkdyr Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:19 PM EST
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End Welfare Breeding.



Applause
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:21 PM EST
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^ I think he'd move money away from $500 hammers and move it to extra bullets for the CG.

I would say submarines are a bigger threat to us that floating craft.
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:21 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Doesn't the military get enough already?

Really?



Maybe we need more funding for a second front on another planet.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:24 PM EST
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Is it just me or has anyone else really wanted to go baby seal hunting with the old style golf shoes? You know, those with metal spikes...yeah...maybe even lace Ram's bat with some barbwire...some good ol' rain-gutter nails...maybe some broken glass...I mean if you're going to go all full on Dictator then you have to be able to best a **** like Putin!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,713905,00.html
DrMaddVibe Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 3:25 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Maybe we need more funding for a second front on another planet.



DAMN JOHN TRAVOLTA TO HELLL!!!!!!!
DadZilla3 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 4:48 PM EST
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Stinkdyr wrote:
End Welfare Breeding.
Applause

And while we're at it, you can't vote while you're on the Welfare rolls.
jackconrad Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 4:56 PM EST
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JonR wrote:
Make michelle obama wear a bag over her head for the rest of her life.



[-o<



JonR



John that's not very fair to the bag.....
wheelrite Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 8:10 PM EST
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Make big b00bs mandatory..
jpotts Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2010, 11:41 PM EST
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I'd invade and conquer France.

That should occupy a good fifteen minutes of my time...
JadeRose Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 6:34 AM EST
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Shoot the intolerant.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 7:59 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Shoot the intolerant.



Poor polesmokerCrying
rfenst Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 9:25 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Shoot the intolerant.




LOL!
delarob Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 1:58 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Doesn't the military get enough already?

Really?



ZRX hit it on the head kinda. I'm talking about the illegals that try to float here. CG would get extra funding to come up with creative ways to sink em. Hell, I'd have a lottery to raise the money so the gen public could go out and take turns on the .50 cal.

And them tunnels from mexico, money from welfare would go towards scientific funding on breading large man eating gophers.
borndead1 Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 4:07 PM EST
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delarob wrote:
ZRX hit it on the head kinda. I'm talking about the illegals that try to float here. CG would get extra funding to come up with creative ways to sink em. Hell, I'd have a lottery to raise the money so the gen public could go out and take turns on the .50 cal.

And them tunnels from mexico, money from welfare would go towards scientific funding on breading large man eating gophers.




Mmmmmm....breaded gophers!
Lumpa Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 4:15 PM EST
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According to Cooper:
Demz good eatin
ZRX1200 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 5:00 PM EST
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I prefer Panko....

Lighter and crisp up real nice.

Gopher fried steak anyone?
delarob Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 6:56 PM EST
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Breeding, I meant Breeding damnit!
jackconrad Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2010, 7:15 PM EST
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What next giant Gerbil Cassarole ?
Gene363 Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Dec 18 2010, 9:06 AM EST
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Outlaw the playing of Bee Gee music.

Flat 15% tax rate

Zero based budgeting
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