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mr2324jgf Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 1:22 AM EST
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My wife isn't totally against cigars. In fact, she's tried her fair share. In the past, she's uttered the words "I love the smell, they're just so nasty and taste like smoke!"

I eventually bought her come cigarillo's. Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate... etc.

She's enjoyed these more but still hasn't fully committed to what cigars and a fine beverage is all about.

Tonight, I not only convinced her to smoke, but she brought it up! Not only that, in the freaking spare room of our home! After all was said and done, she said "we need to do that more often".

She enjoyed our long conversation and bonding time (which is part of the bro-code of cigar smoking).

So these are the tips:

1) Get her a flavored cigar/cigarillo.
2) Find a heated room, lounge, etc... (cold places, outside under a heat lamp, these do not work for the ladies)
3) Make sure to treat her like a bro, whilst smoking.
4) Don't over-bro it though and bro it all out of proportion.
5) You can't teach a lady the finer points of cigar smoking (training the palette, the in-n-outs of cigars) right away, it takes time.
6) Only delve into training after you have the heated space, and mix random points into a cigar into your deep conversation.

This will lead you into a fortress of cigar smoking solitude.

Consider this - How To: Get your Wife/Fiance/Girlfriend to smoke cigars with you 101

Thanks,
Happy Herfing
n00b Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 2:59 AM EST
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Tell me again why I want to do this?

I would have to build a "her" humi so I don't have those nasty things smelling up my cigars.
My cigar budget becomes divided.
My "me time" is cut down.

Hmmm...
USM_Eagle Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 9:28 AM EST
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Posts: 2,280
^haha.

I like advice 3 and 4LOL

Would using bro four times in one post count as over-broing it?
05busa Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 9:37 AM EST
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Posts: 97,187
Cant u just dress your ***** as a cigar and call it a day??
tljones1961 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 9:46 AM EST
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Posts: 1,891
Why would anyone want their wife to smoke cigars? It'd be like kissing an ashtray. Besides - do you REALLY want to sit on the deck with a scotch, a cigar AND your wife?

Worst thing I ever did was teach my second wife to golf. In return she taught me to ski - NOW that was a blast. The uncoordinated wench routinely got the crap knocked out of her either getting on or off the ski lift. Hmmm . . . Maybe my current wife would like to learn to ski.
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 10:07 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
mr2324jgf wrote:
My wife isn't totally against cigars. In fact, she's tried her fair share. In the past, she's uttered the words "I love the smell, they're just so nasty and taste like smoke!"

I eventually bought her come cigarillo's. Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate... etc.

She's enjoyed these more but still hasn't fully committed to what cigars and a fine beverage is all about.

Tonight, I not only convinced her to smoke, but she brought it up! Not only that, in the freaking spare room of our home! After all was said and done, she said "we need to do that more often".

She enjoyed our long conversation and bonding time (which is part of the bro-code of cigar smoking).

So these are the tips:

1) Get her a flavored cigar/cigarillo.
2) Find a heated room, lounge, etc... (cold places, outside under a heat lamp, these do not work for the ladies)
3) Make sure to treat her like a bro, whilst smoking.
4) Don't over-bro it though and bro it all out of proportion.
5) You can't teach a lady the finer points of cigar smoking (training the palette, the in-n-outs of cigars) right away, it takes time.
6) Only delve into training after you have the heated space, and mix random points into a cigar into your deep conversation.

This will lead you into a fortress of cigar smoking solitude.

Consider this - How To: Get your Wife/Fiance/Girlfriend to smoke cigars with you 101

Thanks,
Happy Herfing





.......or don't. I love my wife very much but do NOT want her smoking cigars with me. That's ME time.
tonyt722 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 10:08 AM EST
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d'oh! Shame on you Brick wall Not talking
IUROX Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 10:15 AM EST
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Posts: 10,357
M
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BUY A DOG if your lonely,metro.
daveincincy Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:05 AM EST
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I wouldn't want my wife to smoke, not that she would even consider it...but it is a nasty habit. I agree with your wife to some degree that they can be nasty and taste bad. There are times still that I can't stand how my mouth tastes the next day after one cigar. So I'm not even sure I'm "fully committed to what cigars and a fine beverage is all about," and I have bought a LOT of cigars (and still have most of them...LOL).

Heck, if my wife took up the habit and decided to start buying cigars at even 1/3 the pace I did....I would be BROke!
05busa Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:09 AM EST
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I like that my wife Hates cigars and the smell. It gives me alone time
Nicar Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:17 AM EST
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My girlfriend smokes cigarettes.. she'll take a puff of a cigar... there was a Monte #2 that she almost didn't had back... she'll be in and out, usually smoke when she gets her 6yr old bathed and ready for bed
lou2row Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:18 AM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:


Tonight, I not only convinced her to smoke, but she brought it up! Not only that, in the freaking spare room of our home! After all was said and done, she said "we need to do that more often".





You...... poor...... basterd.

Does someone want to explain to Bro what just happened, and what is on the horizon for him in the very near future?
05busa Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:20 AM EST
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she is on her way out. She was testing him!!!
daveincincy Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:30 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
I like that my wife Hates cigars and the smell. It gives me alone time



Agree.

My wife also hates cigarettes, and I'm glad. Because I can't stand cigarettes either. Dancing Smoking cigars is pretty much always alone time for ME or some other BROS (i.e. my dad, bro-in-law, tossing ball with my boys in the backyard, etc). If my wife wants alone time, she'll go to the mall or get together with the girls.
Papachristou Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:44 AM EST
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cigars are my retreat, i would prefer to keep my cigar timeto myself and my guy friends. We can say and talk about whatever we want without apprehension. if you brought a woman into that bond of trust....... not so good IMO
IUROX Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:53 AM EST
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Maybe you two can share are cigar while your doin the medi-pedi thing together.
daveincincy Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 1:55 PM EST
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IUROX wrote:
Maybe you two can share are cigar while your doin the medi-pedi thing together.


Hmmmm....funny you should bring this up....but I'm not talkin' Shhh


This discussion seems wrong...just like women reporters in the guys' locker room after a game.
mr2324jgf Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 5:19 PM EST
Joined: 01-19-2011
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bahaha


so many tough guys on the internet these days.

Fact is, I love my wife and my "me time" can be "us time" sometimes. The difference is... she wont resent me in 20 years because I ignored her a few days a week to go hide and smoke a cigar away from her.

Anyways, as a good, god-fearing man... I know what's up and this was a good move for our relationship...

As for the gentleman who's called me "metro" in two posts, I don't really take it as anything other than a compliment... look at forbes, GQ... etc... those guys your women are drooling over in them magazines are considered "metro" as well, because they have a good fashion sense and know how to speak to individuals with respect. So again, thank you for the compliment.

For anyone who isn't a negative-nancy in life and enjoyed the post, happy herfing :)
wheelrite Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 5:51 PM EST
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Wow...

My Broad does what she's told.
If I direct her to leave me in my solitude,she does so .
When she has completed her chores,I then reward her with sex...
mr2324jgf Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:08 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Wow...

My Broad does what she's told.
If I direct her to leave me in my solitude,she does so .
When she has completed her chores,I then reward her with sex...



Ya have a tiger-skinned toga and a big wooden club too? lol
wtjvj Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:12 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
Ya have a tiger-skinned toga and a big wooden club too? lol



No, but the dog in his avatar is male.


Does that help?
Nicar Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:14 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
No, but the dog in his avatar is male.


Does that help?



The raccoon is female and using her tail....


does that help even more?
wheelrite Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:16 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
No, but the dog in his avatar is male.


Does that help?



yeah,but he got neutered..

so he's confused..
wheelrite Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:17 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
Ya have a tiger-skinned toga and a big wooden club too? lol


you're correct about the big club thing...
wtjvj Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:19 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
The raccoon is female and using her tail....


does that help even more?




kinky
wtjvj Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:21 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
you're correct about the big club thing...



I call BS.

post it.
wheelrite Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:25 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
I call BS.

post it.



homo
wtjvj Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:30 PM EST
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All you damn pervs went and scared the new guy away.
wtjvj Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:30 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
homo



midget
schusler Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:31 PM EST
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mr2324jgf Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:33 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
All you damn pervs went and scared the new guy away.



perv and new guy might be synonyms in this particular situation... lol
wtjvj Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:41 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
perv and new guy might be synonyms in this particular situation... lol




So you came back and scared everyone else away.
mr2324jgf Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:44 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
So you came back and scared everyone else away.


touche
mk05 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:44 PM EST
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this thread is pure gold.
Nicar Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:49 PM EST
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Lets remember the cigar modeling thread... his avatar.....wedding band on right ring finger... calling his wife a bro....

You in San Francisco? Which ear for an earring? Why so interested in wheels avatar?
wtjvj Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:55 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
Lets remember the cigar modeling thread... his avatar.....wedding band on right ring finger... calling his wife a bro....

You in San Francisco? Which ear for an earring? Why so interested in wheels avatar?



I think I was tha azzbag that brought up wheels avatar.
mr2324jgf Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:56 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
Lets remember the cigar modeling thread... his avatar.....wedding band on right ring finger... calling his wife a bro....

You in San Francisco? Which ear for an earring? Why so interested in wheels avatar?



I also explained, in detail, that I wasn't married yet when I took the photograph and was wearing the ring on the wrong finger intentionally, but hey, who's really reading the posts anyways yanno?

I'm unaware of why all the personal attacks on here out of nowhere, but again, it's the internet. Very easy to be mean to someone for no reason at all other than to appear to be cool to other people.

Also, I didn't take interest in his avatar... I asked him if he wore a tiger-skinned toga and carried a big wooden club, as to infer he was a caveman, based on his post.

It's one thing to have a sense of humor, which I'm full of, but it's another to attack someone just based on a couple of posts... it sure doesn't make me feel welcomed here, but again... I dont let the internet get me down, I've been around enough to know there are folks around who have nothing but time on their hands to come across as a badass on the internet. That's not my intention.... mine is to enjoy the site, enjoy cigars and enjoy life... so besmirch all you like... you're not doing any real damage
mk05 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:59 PM EST
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you tell that fugger mr2324. Nicar, you're a huge dbag. you hear me? besmirch all you want playa hata, cuz you aint doin my peep any damage. werd up.
n00b Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 7:09 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
I also explained, in detail, that I wasn't married yet when I took the photograph and was wearing the ring on the wrong finger intentionally, but hey, who's really reading the posts anyways yanno?

I'm unaware of why all the personal attacks on here out of nowhere, but again, it's the internet. Very easy to be mean to someone for no reason at all other than to appear to be cool to other people.

Also, I didn't take interest in his avatar... I asked him if he wore a tiger-skinned toga and carried a big wooden club, as to infer he was a caveman, based on his post.

It's one thing to have a sense of humor, which I'm full of, but it's another to attack someone just based on a couple of posts... it sure doesn't make me feel welcomed here, but again... I dont let the internet get me down, I've been around enough to know there are folks around who have nothing but time on their hands to come across as a badass on the internet. That's not my intention.... mine is to enjoy the site, enjoy cigars and enjoy life... so besmirch all you like... you're not doing any real damage



Pssst. We wouldn't "attack" ya if we didn't like ya.
wtjvj Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 7:09 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
I also explained, in detail, that I wasn't married yet when I took the photograph and was wearing the ring on the wrong finger intentionally, but hey, who's really reading the posts anyways yanno?

I'm unaware of why all the personal attacks on here out of nowhere, but again, it's the internet. Very easy to be mean to someone for no reason at all other than to appear to be cool to other people.

Also, I didn't take interest in his avatar... I asked him if he wore a tiger-skinned toga and carried a big wooden club, as to infer he was a caveman, based on his post.

It's one thing to have a sense of humor, which I'm full of, but it's another to attack someone just based on a couple of posts... it sure doesn't make me feel welcomed here, but again... I dont let the internet get me down, I've been around enough to know there are folks around who have nothing but time on their hands to come across as a badass on the internet. That's not my intention.... mine is to enjoy the site, enjoy cigars and enjoy life... so besmirch all you like... you're not doing any real damage



enjoy the site, most of personel attacks are in jest.

The longer you stay, the longer you will want to stay.
wtjvj Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 7:16 PM EST
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Oh, and before I forget,

FGM is Old and the rest of y'all suck butt.
Nicar Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 7:47 PM EST
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Wooowww.....


Ummm..... Wooowww!


wt is a dinosaur! FGM is almost a dinosaur.


Talk about... well.. drop it... you can read between what you want.. i put a legit post up there some where... done jesting here...
coolbreeze68 Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 7:56 PM EST
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mk05 wrote:
this thread is pure gold.



What Mk said...hehe, Got Robert a little flustered, I think....
Nicar Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 8:04 PM EST
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
What Mk said...hehe, Got Robert a little flustered, I think....



Nope... i'm not flustered... it's better to hear said... reading words you cant pick up sarcasm.. tone.. and.. other chit
wheelrite Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 8:11 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:
I think I was tha azzbag that brought up wheels avatar.


Yes you were...

My avatar is artful and witty...

You're obviously a vulgar Cretin..

wheel,,
JadeRose Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 8:20 PM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
I also explained, in detail, that I wasn't married yet when I took the photograph and was wearing the ring on the wrong finger intentionally, but hey, who's really reading the posts anyways yanno?

I'm unaware of why all the personal attacks on here out of nowhere, but again, it's the internet. Very easy to be mean to someone for no reason at all other than to appear to be cool to other people.

Also, I didn't take interest in his avatar... I asked him if he wore a tiger-skinned toga and carried a big wooden club, as to infer he was a caveman, based on his post.

It's one thing to have a sense of humor, which I'm full of, but it's another to attack someone just based on a couple of posts... it sure doesn't make me feel welcomed here, but again... I dont let the internet get me down, I've been around enough to know there are folks around who have nothing but time on their hands to come across as a badass on the internet. That's not my intention.... mine is to enjoy the site, enjoy cigars and enjoy life... so besmirch all you like... you're not doing any real damage



Settle down Noob. Welcom to Cbid. Wheel is a total homo and when he says "wife" he means a 6'5" Cuban weight lifter named Sanchez. You're gettin shiz because you're new and the weak get weeded out around here. You ain't even seen "attacked" yet. Stick around, have some fun and flip the shit right back at these clowns. Also tell us if you've seen a grown man naked, whether you like gladiator movies, and about your time spent in a Turkish prison. That's right...we know about that. We just want to hear it from you.
wheelrite Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 8:29 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Settle down Noob. Welcom to Cbid. Wheel is a total homo and when he says "wife" he means a 6'5" Cuban weight lifter named Sanchez. You're gettin shiz because you're new and the weak get weeded out around here. You ain't even seen "attacked" yet. Stick around, have some fun and flip the shit right back at these clowns. Also tell us if you've seen a grown man naked, whether you like gladiator movies, and about your time spent in a Turkish prison. That's right...we know about that. We just want to hear it from you.


Hey Homo !

Nurse Terrie will be very hurt when she sees this...
mr2324jgf Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2011, 12:14 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Settle down Noob. Welcom to Cbid. Wheel is a total homo and when he says "wife" he means a 6'5" Cuban weight lifter named Sanchez. You're gettin shiz because you're new and the weak get weeded out around here. You ain't even seen "attacked" yet. Stick around, have some fun and flip the shit right back at these clowns. Also tell us if you've seen a grown man naked, whether you like gladiator movies, and about your time spent in a Turkish prison. That's right...we know about that. We just want to hear it from you.



well, in that case, you're all a bunch of homo's


and i'm better looking than you....

and in reference to the gladiator porn i made with dudes in a turkish prison, i am not at liberty to speak about it... bahaha
Dancing
kcrazeynate Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2011, 2:01 AM EST
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Ya man don't stress it I'v had my man card revoked a cupel of times its no big deal, but I get what your saying here...
Boo hoo! So what if your woman has you by your ball, so what she slams your head into a wall if you don't clean the house do the dishes and make the diner every day Brick wall . We have all been there Liar... ok well maybe its just you but who cares right Anxious ... Who's judging (f*g) Eh? We here at cbids will take in all kinds of lost and abused souls Angel , well if your lucky that is....


























PS: Your luck isn't looking so good thus far lol.... Flapper
JadeRose Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2011, 6:21 AM EST
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mr2324jgf wrote:
well, in that case, you're all a bunch of homo's


and i'm better looking than you....

and in reference to the gladiator porn i made with dudes in a turkish prison, i am not at liberty to speak about it... bahaha
Dancing



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