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TIGERCDW Offline
#51 Posted:
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TMCTLT wrote:
Ya, look here's one now ^^^^



LMAO

TIGER
greg6326 Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2009
Posts: 441
found a pic on the komen philly site, definitely save those ta-ta's, also found her address and property values. the internet is crazy and how do you buy a house for $1

Market value: $40,100
Sale price: $1
DrMaddVibe Offline
#53 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
Any ideas on when our resident n00b scammer is going to post again?Whistle
Nicar Offline
#54 Posted:
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Posts: 14,972
Are you going to stalk her?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#55 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
Stalk her?

YOU'RE the one that went looking for her profile!!!!Frying pan


Applause
HockeyDad Offline
#56 Posted:
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Posts: 44,226
I hope this wasn't a scam. I sent a whole box of Tatuaje Fleur le Fleurs.
Nicar Offline
#57 Posted:
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Posts: 14,972
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Stalk her?

YOU'RE the one that went looking for her profile!!!!Frying pan


Applause



Atleast I didn't look for her house!

And I like putting a name with a face to prove certain theories I have!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#58 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
I hope this wasn't a scam. I sent a whole box of Tatuaje Fleur le Fleurs.



Sacre bleu!!!

You can't go all willy nilly with those!!!


Those Mann Center wannabee's are mere peasants! They come here to beg.

They want what they cannot buy. They hold their hands out with their little begging bowls like Oliver Twist begging for gruel.

No...we should hear the lamenting of their womenfolk instead and grovel in seeing them ground before us into dust!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#59 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
Nicar wrote:
Atleast I didn't look for her house!




You mean a van?



DOWN BY

THE RIVER????????



That's where all the lower life forms are! Public libraries using the internets, The Mann Center scamming for golf "players" that can't afford a cigar and down by the river.
DrafterX Offline
#60 Posted:
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Posts: 96,582
Drool MMMMmmmmmm Grruuueeellll....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#61 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
DrafterX wrote:
Drool MMMMmmmmmm Grruuueeellll....



Get off your knees...you're not a beggar!Not talking

People are going to mistake you for CROS down there!Frying pan
ZRX1200 Offline
#62 Posted:
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Posts: 57,986
Where's andytv's website for pp giving. That was priceless....
daveincincy Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
Nicar wrote:
Atleast I didn't look for her house!

And I like putting a name with a face to prove certain theories I have!


I know...it's like talking to someone on the phone...are they skinny or fat? Some people just sound fat when they post on the internet. LOL
Nicar Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
DrMaddVibe wrote:
You mean a van?



DOWN BY

THE RIVER????????



That's where all the lower life forms are! Public libraries using the internets, The Mann Center scamming for golf "players" that can't afford a cigar and down by the river.



This reminds me of a little something....




"Don't go there,"
I heard her say.
"You can't stomach what you're gonna see."
It's down there by the waters edge,
Wasted and bloated and waiting for someone else.

Funny how,
These things come about.
When you're tied to the teeth and mouth,
The sound of fury,
A shot of pain.
There was no real reason,
No gain.

I can't go down to the water's edge,
I didn't do it,
I saw who did.
Don't go down to the waters edge,
They did it once and they can do it again.

It ain't no secret to me,
How she got there down by the stream.
Cause I'd seen her a minute before,
The van pulled up and opened the door. (oh my love)

I can't say a single word,
About what I saw of her.
Cause her killers,
They got their friends,
In familiar places,
I tell you man!

I can't go down to the water's edge,
I didn't do it,
I saw who did.
Don't go down to the waters edge,
They did it once and they can do it again.

This ain't no fuckinggame.
And I'm feeling so ashamed,
Cause I didn't do anything.
No I didn't do anything,
-to stop,
-to stop,
-to stop,
-to stop,
This from,
HAPPENING.
I did not do,
ANYTHING!

Don't go down to the waters edge you said to me,
I didn't do it but,
I saw who did you see.
Don't go down to the waters edge,
They did it once and they can do it again.

I swear,
I swear,
I swear,
I swear,
I didn't do a thing,
I should have done something


Or my woman had sung a song to her son before

Down by the river, down by the sea,
Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me,
I told ma, ma told pa,
Johnny got a lickin' so ha ha ha!
How many lickin's did Johny get?
tonyt722 Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 06-20-2007
Posts: 23,649
Why didnt I get any emails about donations??
TIGERCDW Offline
#66 Posted:
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Posts: 7,897
tonyt722 wrote:
Why didnt I get any emails about donations??



You should have.

TIGER
DrMaddVibe Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 52,880
I think Heather's success in securing donations lies with whatever underware she's wearing.
tonyt722 Offline
#68 Posted:
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Posts: 23,649
DrMaddVibe wrote:
I think Heather's success in securing donations lies with whatever underware she's wearing.

So how would it affect what you would donate to her?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 52,880
Are we talking about money or body part donations?
TIGERCDW Offline
#70 Posted:
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Posts: 7,897
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Are we talking about money or body part donations?



Join the 2011 Stump/Nub Fundraiser.

Tony and Nicar have the info.

TIGER
DrMaddVibe Offline
#71 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
Frying pan Applause Beer
tonyt722 Offline
#72 Posted:
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Posts: 23,649
I am still waiting for my donations
DrMaddVibe Offline
#73 Posted:
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Heather we hardly knew ye chumbucket scamming ass!
Nicar Offline
#74 Posted:
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Posts: 14,972
Post #6 has the OP quoted....


poor Heather, no update
DrMaddVibe Offline
#75 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
I keep hearing about all these "good-hearted" people on CBid...


Still nary a donation to the DrMaddVibe Institute of Cigarology and Drunkeness.


Do it for the children.


horse
DrMaddVibe Offline
#76 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
Nicar wrote:
Post #6 has the OP quoted....


poor Heather, no update



**** Heather and the horse she rode in on!

horse
Nicar Offline
#77 Posted:
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Posts: 14,972
Ahhh... one of the good 2011 additions to the memorable posts...
TIGERCDW Offline
#78 Posted:
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Posts: 7,897
I miss Heather.

TIGER
tonyt722 Offline
#79 Posted:
Joined: 06-20-2007
Posts: 23,649
Still didnt get any donations Crying
fishinguitarman Offline
#80 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
tonyt722 wrote:
Still didnt get any donations Crying








Dats cause you suck donkey balls you overgrown moochin bass turd!





Boo hoo!



Sarcasm



Frying pan




Beer
tljones1961 Offline
#81 Posted:
Joined: 07-28-2008
Posts: 1,891
All BS aside . . . I am aware of of a great charity. It exposes underpriveledged folks to educational and cultural opportunities. It is called the College and Social Health Fund. Just send the checks (riders welcome) to me - You can abreviate that as CASH on the chaeck.
tonyt722 Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 06-20-2007
Posts: 23,649
fishinguitarman wrote:
Dats cause you suck donkey balls you overgrown moochin bass turd!





Boo hoo!



Sarcasm



Frying pan




Beer

OhMyGod
DrMaddVibe Offline
#83 Posted:
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Bump!
ZRX1200 Offline
#84 Posted:
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I never got to see Heathers boobs Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#85 Posted:
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Did you call her?
ZRX1200 Offline
#86 Posted:
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I sent her a ****** pic
shaun341 Offline
#87 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
Still no boobs or free cigar?
jjanecka Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I'd leave her alone it's always bad news. She's probably trolling for ****** and says she's just seeing someone so she talks all horny every session just to get you going then just after she kicks you out of the music program for coming onto her she'll tell you she's been married all along.
shaun341 Offline
#89 Posted:
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Posts: 8,826
jjanecka wrote:
I'd leave her alone it's always bad news. She's probably trolling for ****** and says she's just seeing someone so she talks all horny every session just to get you going then just after she kicks you out of the music program for coming onto her she'll tell you she's been married all along.



Very detailed...
jjanecka Offline
#90 Posted:
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Posts: 4,334
I'm never supporting the Heather or the musical arts again...
QMPASH Offline
#91 Posted:
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Posts: 897
tonyt722 wrote:
I am also holding the Lardieri Center for the Underprivileged Baseball Tournament and could use some cigar donations as well. Please feel free to email me for information at:

[email protected]


We really do appreciate your gifts to the children

I don't trust this one. When I clicked on the link it tried to open my website.
Nicar Offline
#92 Posted:
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Anyone else get their 2017 invintation?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#93 Posted:
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Posts: 52,880
What would 2020 be without a Mann Center nod?


Anyone ever hear from Heather?
ZRX1200 Offline
#94 Posted:
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I didn’t even get a restraining order...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#95 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I didn’t even get a restraining order...



It's like you weren't even trying.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#96 Posted:
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https://youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ

Whistle
ZRX1200 Offline
#97 Posted:
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Heather went away mad, we just asked her to go away.

It was a great time though.
Mr. Jones Offline
#98 Posted:
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Posts: 17,402
Post #3
By DMV

LMMFAO!!!

AGAIN U BASTID!!!!

TONYT722 GO BEG SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#99 Posted:
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Posts: 17,402
Please donate to "the Mandalay fund" and
To my personal favorite...
"The Human Fund"
LeeBot Offline
#100 Posted:
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Posts: 995
THE HUMAN FUND!!!!

LOL
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