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frankj1 Offline
#551 Posted:
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is that why you want a one party system? Like North Korea or other great nations?
banderl Offline
#552 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Good thing there is no office of "Moral Compass" at Cbid. You pervgressives would find some way to F@#$ that up royally



Another nood, doesn't bother to learn the lay of the land before spouting.
ZRX1200 Offline
#553 Posted:
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http://thefreethoughtproject.com/chilling-video-shows-nato-member-state-greeting-providing-refuge-isis-militants/

Turkey is helping ISIS buying their oil.....
banderl Offline
#554 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/chilling-video-shows-nato-member-state-greeting-providing-refuge-isis-militants/

Turkey is helping ISIS buying their oil.....



That figures, they don't seem to be a very trustworthy partner.
However, what can we do, other than destroying every oil truck leaving the ISIS oil fields?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#555 Posted:
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We should give them 100's of millions of dollars.


Think of the children.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#556 Posted:
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http://freebeacon.com/issues/obamas-motorcade-for-climate-change-talks-costing-784825/
usafvet509 Offline
#557 Posted:
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Lay of the land? What does that have to do with anything, lib? What the hell are a bunch of flaming libs doing on a cigar forum anyway? Don't you know that tobacco products are inherently evil according to your side's indoctrination?
banderl Offline
#558 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Lay of the land? What does that have to do with anything, lib? What the hell are a bunch of flaming libs doing on a cigar forum anyway? Don't you know that tobacco products are inherently evil according to your side's indoctrination?



Enjoy your short stay here, clueless nood.
usafvet509 Offline
#559 Posted:
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Well? No answer? Just a sidestep and insult? Wow....
Brewha Offline
#560 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Lay of the land? What does that have to do with anything, lib? What the hell are a bunch of flaming libs doing on a cigar forum anyway? Don't you know that tobacco products are inherently evil according to your side's indoctrination?

Of cource it is widely acknowledged and profoundly understood by the learned members of the forum that Liberals are Cbid's greatest asset.

Yes, you may deep in you heart feel unworthy. And perhaps you are. Never the less we grace you with our presence and sometimes unfathomable wisdom.

You're welcome.
banderl Offline
#561 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Well? No answer? Just a sidestep and insult? Wow....



You don't deserve my time, nood.
Enjoy your stay.
usafvet509 Offline
#562 Posted:
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Again, wow... No answer and an insult. How tolerant and open-minded.
usafvet509 Offline
#563 Posted:
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Wait, no answer and insult from 2 "learned" people. I see your glittering intellect...
Brewha Offline
#564 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Wait, no answer and insult from 2 "learned" people. I see your glittering intellect...

I thought I fully answered one of your questions. And you mistake empathy for insult.

Your not angry are you?
usafvet509 Offline
#565 Posted:
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No, in fact, I'd like to discuss things with you, in person
victor809 Offline
#566 Posted:
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...hey! It's jimmyct and his 5min herfs!
banderl Offline
#567 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
...hey! It's jimmyct and his 5min herfs!



It does sound like Jimmy.


LMFAO
Brewha Offline
#568 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
No, in fact, I'd like to discuss things with you, in person

Dallas area hurf! You just missed a great one that wheel hosted. He's class act.

I am happy that you want to take walk on the Liberal side. Where abouts are you?
frankj1 Offline
#569 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Lay of the land? What does that have to do with anything, lib? What the hell are a bunch of flaming libs doing on a cigar forum anyway? Don't you know that tobacco products are inherently evil according to your side's indoctrination?

My guess is the libs are here to prove you are wrong about who is really indoctrinated and incorrect about the opposition, eh? But of course you are the open minded one...

pigeon hole much?
ZRX1200 Offline
#570 Posted:
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COMMIE!!
Brewha Offline
#571 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
My guess is the libs are here to prove you are wrong about who is really indoctrinated and incorrect about the opposition, eh? But of course you are the open minded one...

pigeon hole much?

So,,,
You gonna herf with us?
Brewha Offline
#572 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
COMMIE!!

What, your Padro now?
frankj1 Offline
#573 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
COMMIE!!

you say that like it's a bad thing.
frankj1 Offline
#574 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
So,,,
You gonna herf with us?

me? I just learned I must believe tobacco is a killer and should be outlawed. I am not capable of picking positions issue by issue cuz flaming libs are not like normal brained people. Only far wing fringe dogmatists who want only one party to be allowed to vote can see who is really indoctrinated and closed minded.

Now cigars on the other hand...well, they bring us together!
banderl Offline
#575 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
me? I just learned I must believe tobacco is a killer and should be outlawed. I am not capable of picking positions issue by issue cuz flaming libs are not like normal brained people. Only far wing fringe dogmatists who want only one party to be allowed to vote can see who is really indoctrinated and closed minded.

Now cigars on the other hand...well, they bring us together!



Don't let the nood bring you down, Frank.
I look forward to having a 5 minute herf with him.





















Sorry about quoting you, won't happen again.
victor809 Offline
#576 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
me? I just learned I must believe tobacco is a killer and should be outlawed. I am not capable of picking positions issue by issue cuz flaming libs are not like normal brained people. Only far wing fringe dogmatists who want only one party to be allowed to vote can see who is really indoctrinated and closed minded.

Now cigars on the other hand...well, they bring us together!


Boy... I'm glad I'm not a flaming lib like you and brew.
Brewha Offline
#577 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Boy... I'm glad I'm not a flaming lib like you and brew.

don't be jealous....
tonygraz Offline
#578 Posted:
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Frank seemed so much more of a conservative back in Iowa.
frankj1 Offline
#579 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Frank seemed so much more of a conservative back in Iowa.

survival skills 101
frankj1 Offline
#580 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Boy... I'm glad I'm not a flaming lib like you and brew.

I still can't figure out how you have convinced so many that you are even a lib at all.
Wait. It's that science stuff I bet.

Aren't you afraid you'll be picked up off the streets by "the government" if you go to D.C.?
Brewha Offline
#581 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I still can't figure out how you have convinced so many that you are even a lib at all.


Um, because people think liberals live in 400 sq/ft apartments?
DrafterX Offline
#582 Posted:
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and they have yappy little fluffy dogs... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#583 Posted:
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And he cries during UNICEF commercials.
victor809 Offline
#584 Posted:
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I'll be in DC again tonight to drink. We'll see if I'm still alive when I sober up Sunday. Or if I've been picked up by one of the agencies.
DrafterX Offline
#585 Posted:
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and collects My Little Pony figurines... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#586 Posted:
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"Collects" is the safe for work term.
Brewha Offline
#587 Posted:
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You mean like collects....in the butt???

poor pony.....
Kawak Offline
#588 Posted:
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Liberal Progressive: “It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.”

Terrorist: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.”

Liberal: “No you didn’t.”

Terrorist: “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Liberal: “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Terrorist: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Liberal: “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Terrorist: “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Liberal: “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Terrorist: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Liberal: “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Terrorist: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Liberal: “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Terrorist: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”
victor809 Offline
#589 Posted:
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In Kawak's fake little play in his head I'm pretty sure he just proved liberals will beat the terrorists.

Well, I'll take your advice into consideration when I go to the presidential election next year Kawak... as strange and liberal as your suggestion is....
Brewha Offline
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Kawak wrote:
Liberal Progressive: “It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.”

Terrorist: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.”

Liberal: “No you didn’t.”

Terrorist: “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Liberal: “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Terrorist: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Liberal: “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Terrorist: “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Liberal: “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Terrorist: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Liberal: “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Terrorist: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Liberal: “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Terrorist: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

Is there anyone who doesn't god is on their side?
Brewha Offline
#591 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
In Kawak's fake little play in his head I'm pretty sure he just proved liberals will beat the terrorists.

Well, I'll take your advice into consideration when I go to the presidential election next year Kawak... as strange and liberal as your suggestion is....

But the scoring was too melodramatic.
And you call that cinematography? cause I don't.
banderl Offline
#592 Posted:
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Kawak wrote:
Liberal Progressive: “It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.”

Terrorist: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.”

Liberal: “No you didn’t.”

Terrorist: “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Liberal: “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Terrorist: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Liberal: “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Terrorist: “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Liberal: “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Terrorist: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Liberal: “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Terrorist: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Liberal: “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Terrorist: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”



Not bad, what kind of grade did your 7th grade Eng. Comp. teacher give you for this?
tonygraz Offline
#593 Posted:
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Do you pronounce that as Quack ?

How come the Liberal Progressive got only one statement in ?
Brewha Offline
#594 Posted:
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In the dank light of a prison cell, the quest for knowledge and understanding forges on:

Liberal Progressive: “It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.”

Terrorist: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.”

Liberal: “So you’re not motivated by other countries military and para-military incursions into your society, land and government?”

Terrorist: “No – It is Allah’s will!”

Liberal: “To do what?”

Terrorist: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Liberal: “Then why the hell you would you attack industrialized nations? You know, there are lots of poor nations that have no military to speak of that are not part of your religion. Ever thought of a jihad on South Africa?

Terrorist: “You are more evil. And you have Brawndo.”

Liberal: “So let me get this straight, you went to church one day…”

Terrorist: “Temple.”

Liberal: “….you went to temple one day, and they told you Allah wanted you to kill people who were not of your religion, being evil and all, so you just put down your Xbox and pick up a gun?

Terrorist: “No Xbox. Only Wii….”

Liberal: “Ok, I’m starting to understand…..”


frankj1 Offline
#595 Posted:
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wasn't my Temple!
tonygraz Offline
#596 Posted:
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Would have been better with the terrorist and the Pastafarian. I thought Brawndo died.
Kawak Offline
#597 Posted:
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You can always tell something's good and true when the Libs get their panties in a bunch! Or pajamas! Looks like this struck a nerve! LMAO!
Brewha Offline
#598 Posted:
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Yes Kawak, you are a true genius.

Us poor liberals are no match for your formidable wit.
banderl Offline
#599 Posted:
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Kawak wrote:
You can always tell something's good and true when the Libs get their panties in a bunch! Or pajamas! Looks like this struck a nerve! LMAO!



LMFAO!
teedubbya Offline
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the level of outrage has definitely been at defcon 8 or higher lately..... all because of a post
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