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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:18 PM EST
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As most of you know, my friend Scott sent me a package last week.

In it were 10 smokes and one Fighting C O C K.

Not wanting to Bogart the C O C K, I have devised a plan. I'm gonna share the wealth.

The C O C K must move on. In the next few days the Fighting C O C K will become a Traveling C O C K.

The rules are simple:
When the C O C K lands in your mail box, it will be standing guard over a Premium Fiver. The fiver is of course yours to keep or pass on.

So that we can document the travels of the C O C K, all participants must date a short note to the next person.

Do not send the C O C K to a previous recipient, hence the needs to write and pass the notes.

Put the C O C K in a mailer along with a Premium Fiver and all the notes and send it on it's journey.

Let the C O C K ahem sparks fly!!!
Herfing
Lancaster6802 Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:29 PM EST
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So the origional **** belongs to Mitch, then it was passed to me, now to Anthony, who's next Whistle
TIGERCDW Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:30 PM EST
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That's funny.

Good idea.

TIGER
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:36 PM EST
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What if someone is curious about this stick and decides to smoke the cöck?


Will he be ostracized for not playing nice with your cöck pass?


Is he wose than the guy trying to share his cöck with everyone here?
smokestaxx Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:37 PM EST
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hurry up and pass the cōck!
Abrignac Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:53 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
What if someone is curious about this stick and decides to smoke the cöck?


Will he be ostracized for not playing nice with your cöck pass?


Is he wose than the guy trying to share his cöck with everyone here?


Well I can't control what happens when someone handles the C O C K. That is between them and the C O C K.

As far as sharing the C O C K, I feel it's better to give than to receive.
Campage Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:53 PM EST
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I'd like to get in on this but I don't know if I want a
C. O. C. K that has been in so many different places? I don't want to get anything I can't wash off if ya know what I mean???
Campage Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:55 PM EST
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I can represent the C. O. C. K. For Oklahoma City.
elk hunter Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 3:59 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
What if someone is curious about this stick and decides to smoke the cöck?


Will he be ostracized for not playing nice with your cöck pass?


Is he wose than the guy trying to share his cöck with everyone here?



It's okay Jamie, we know and understand...
DCLover Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 4:04 PM EST
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Freakin hilarious!
smokealot Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 4:30 PM EST
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U should put a condum on it to keep it safe! Haha
Abrignac Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 4:31 PM EST
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Campage wrote:
I can represent the C. O. C. K. For Oklahoma City.



So it only took you 2 minutes to decide that you wanted some C O C K?
smokestaxx Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 4:40 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
So it only took you 2 minutes to decide that you wanted some C O C K?

there must me a shortage of C0CK in oklahoma city...
SammyETN Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 5:14 PM EST
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This is the first topic that I have felt at home in since I got here. LMAO
harleyd31 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 5:23 PM EST
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Not sure I want to handle the C O C K ...Great idea !!! Lol
illinichaser Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 5:42 PM EST
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This is one of the best pass idea's yet. Nice job!!!

Beer
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 5:55 PM EST
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harleyd31 wrote:
Not sure I want to handle the C O C K ...Great idea !!! Lol


I understand your timidness regarding the C O C K. And it is ok.

With that in mind, I have a C O C K strong young man in mind to whom I will send the C O C K. I sincerely believe this young man has the mental fortitude to wrap his hands around the situation and get to the meat er root of the problem.

Whistle
Campage Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 5:57 PM EST
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It took far less than 2 min but I wasted time typing.
engletl Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:05 PM EST
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I sure hope you don't expect everyone to sign your cock

Sick
harleyd31 Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:13 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
I understand your timidness regarding the C O C K. And it is ok.

With that in mind, I have a C O C K strong young man in mind to whom I will send the C O C K. I sincerely believe this young man has the mental fortitude to wrap his hands around the situation and get to the meat er root of the problem.

Whistle


I'm sure whomever you are speaking of will see the C O C K and want to take it "all" in......Herfing
smokestaxx Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:19 PM EST
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SammyETN wrote:
This is the first topic that I have felt at home in since I got here. LMAO

Then you must really like the C0CK
dstieger Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:33 PM EST
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:). Well played, sir. LMAO
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:46 PM EST
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I heard he only has room for one of us to initial it.
Nicar Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 6:46 PM EST
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I know where robert' s is lmao


Posted by Nicars Fiancee
smokestaxx Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:08 PM EST
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Is the C0CK your passing around pre cut?
knokmdwn Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:14 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
I know where robert' s is lmao


Posted by Nicars Fiancee



Do you keep it in your purse or in the refridgerator? They can go bad you know, if they are not "cared for" patiently and at regular intervals.
knokmdwn Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:14 PM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
Is the C0CK your passing around pre cut?



ohh........I just shuttered a bit.........
smokestaxx Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:20 PM EST
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If you dont smoke it fast enough will it go out?
smokestaxx Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:21 PM EST
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When you ship the ****, what size box shall you use??
Abrignac Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:22 PM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
Is the C0CK your passing around pre cut?


I'll leave it un-cut as I don't know how the recipient likes their C O C K.
csgamecock Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:48 PM EST
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I know I'm going to regret this but ...............













I love the C o c k s!! Sounds like it might interest me :-"
stogiejones Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:50 PM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
What happens if i decide to put the C O C K in my mouth and just pass on the premium fiver?




WHAT DA?!! that's against the rules............
smokestaxx Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 7:59 PM EST
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stogiejones wrote:
WHAT DA?!! that's against the rules............

Better watch your mouth before you get C0CK slapped.
stogiemonger Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 8:59 PM EST
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You guys, and your c o c k s.





Lawd! Sound like a buncha c o c k smokers.
z6joker9 Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Jul 29 2012, 8:59 PM EST
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cock
hill5673 Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 6:09 AM EST
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Never tried C O C K before. Are they veiny? Do you have to suck real hard to get anything out of them?
Guido099 Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 6:49 AM EST
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I didn't know that this was "that" kinda place.
I feel somewhat dirty just reading this thread. Sick
LOL!
Mitch65 Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 6:50 AM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
So the origional **** belongs to Mitch, then it was passed to me, now to Anthony, who's next Whistle


That was my fighting c0ck!!! Bastad!!!!! Lol

Brick wall
Mitch65 Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 6:52 AM EST
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hill5673 wrote:
Never tried C O C K before. Are they veiny? Do you have to suck real hard to get anything out of them?


I heard your wife likes the maduro version!! LMAO!
hill5673 Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 8:42 AM EST
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Mitch65 wrote:
I heard your wife likes the maduro version!! LMAO!


She's a trooper. whip
dstieger Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:05 AM EST
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22 was for 14....I don't even know why I bother trying to post with my phone.....Still LMAO, however
Abrignac Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:33 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
22 was for 14....I don't even know why I bother trying to post with my phone.....Still LMAO, however


Yea yea yea heard it all before. What you really meant to say was you were all giddy and was having trouble handling your phone.

d'oh!
hill5673 Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:57 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Yea yea yea heard it all before. What you really meant to say was you were all giddy and was having trouble handling your phone.

d'oh!


Too busy "handling" something else. Sick
Lancaster6802 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 10:15 AM EST
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I had a ****! It just sat there taking up space. Never used it, or even really touched it. Kinda worthless and deff didn't satisfy me. Kinda small for my preference and I asked, but my wife didn't want it so she said to chunk it or gift it.
Enjoy Anthony Beer







Sloppy seconds..... Well, actually 3rds Anxious
Abrignac Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 10:54 AM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
I had a ****! It just sat there taking up space. Never used it, or even really touched it. Kinda worthless and deff didn't satisfy me. Kinda small for my preference and I asked, but my wife didn't want it so she said to chunk it or gift it.
Enjoy Anthony Beer







Sloppy seconds..... Well, actually 3rds Anxious





That's what they all say!

So you have a C O C K preference?

Negative Ghost Rider I'll pass the buck, I mean C O C K!

BTW, I've got the C O C K in the coop. He's yelling C O C K - a - doodle - doo while pacing madley from side to side. I think he's ready fly in a generally northerly direction.

Whistle






Abrignac Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 3:05 PM EST
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The damnest thing just happened. I opened the gate on the chicken coop. The C O C K walked out then started strutted around in circles, flew up in the air, started quacking and headed northwest.

0311 2550 0000 5651 3278
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 3:14 PM EST
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freaks.... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 3:24 PM EST
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Northwest?

It may pass something en route.......
Abrignac Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 3:31 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Northwest?

It may pass something en route.......



You may wanna DUCK

d'oh!


harleyd31 Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 3:33 PM EST
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Lock your doors.... Theres a C O C K on the loose.....
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