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Where's the C O C K???
nnightmar Offline
#201 Posted:
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Campage has all the C ock he can handle at the moment in another thread...
DaQueenBeez Offline
#202 Posted:
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^^^LOL



Should land today, according to our oh so reliable PO...




Edit: says "out for delivery"!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 04-04-2008
Posts: 3,639
I came home today, and much to my surprise...in my mailbox was some C-O-C-K. I'm going to go handle the C O C K. I'll get back to you later.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#204 Posted:
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BWAHAHAHAAHA!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#205 Posted:
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I'm really warming up to this C O C K now....
ZRX1200 Offline
#206 Posted:
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Posts: 60,589
Mustache ride!
Whistlebritches Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
LMMFAO

I knew Beth would make the most of it.......................as she would with any other C O C K of course.


Ron
shovelgrrrl Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 04-04-2008
Posts: 3,639
I guess I'd better quit fondling the C O C K and let him get on down the road. It's been a fun-filled weekend, but the C O C K is hitting the road tomorrow with some new friends.

It also seemed that a nice C O C K shouldn't be left high and dry, but needed something sweet and smooth and sticky to travel with...so I made sure to get some of that in there too. I know the person who is getting the C O C K next will enjoy every inch of what's in there and especially the sweet sticky stuff that's enclosed.

9405 5036 9930 0191 3187 61

Goes out first thing tomorrow. -B
Campage Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2012
Posts: 6,283
Damn you nightmar
mikey1597 Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Good Gosh Beth, You write stories in a certain magazine dont you.
shovelgrrrl Offline
#211 Posted:
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Posts: 3,639
mikey1597 wrote:
Good Gosh Beth, You write stories in a certain magazine dont you.


I'm saving that as a fall-back career instead what I'm doing now doesn't work out. -Bwhip whip whip
ZRX1200 Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,589
Another happy ending!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 04-04-2008
Posts: 3,639
I have the confirmation - the C O C K is en-route....east from Albuquerque. Going to someone who I KNOW will enjoy that sweet sticky stuff that I'm sending....
mikey1597 Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Oh MyBlushing
engletl Offline
#215 Posted:
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Posts: 26,493
I happen to know where this IS NOT going
mikey1597 Offline
#216 Posted:
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Posts: 14,162
I think I do
Whistlebritches Offline
#217 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
I know.....nannar nanner nanner


I've had Beth's hot-n-sticky many times.......she wanted to know who I thought might appreciate as much as I do.

Ron
t33bone Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
Whistlebritches wrote:
I know.....nannar nanner nanner


I've had Beth's hot-n-sticky many times.......she wanted to know who I thought might appreciate as much as I do.

Ron

Grrrrr, I got all hot n sticky when I got home tonight. ram27bat

And not by a C. O. C. K. OhMyGod
DaQueenBeez Offline
#219 Posted:
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, Beth!
ZRX1200 Offline
#220 Posted:
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Posts: 60,589
EPIC TARGET!!!!!
Whistlebritches Offline
#221 Posted:
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Posts: 22,128
t33bone wrote:
Grrrrr, I got all hot n sticky when I got home tonight. ram27bat

And not by a C. O. C. K. OhMyGod



ROTFLMAO


Ron
t33bone Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
Damages along w the C.O.C.K. from the wonderful Beth:

GOF Carlito in a tube
La Vieja Habana?????
Gurkha Micro Batch Liga S-2?????
Ave Maria C.O.C.K. sized. LOL
AVO Tesoro
MOW Ruination
5 Vegas Limitada 2010

And some of her famous Prickly Pear Jelly =d> =d> =d> =d>

Thx a bunches B and I am feeling kinda violated now. ram27bat
t33bone Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
T-Boned by a C.O.C.K.?

Or should I................

C.O.C.K. em with a T-Bone?
engletl Offline
#224 Posted:
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Posts: 26,493
t33bone wrote:
Grrrrr, I got all hot n sticky when I got home tonight. ram27bat

And not by a C. O. C. K. OhMyGod



LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#225 Posted:
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Get em Steaky!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#226 Posted:
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t33bone wrote:


Thx a bunches B and I am feeling kinda violated now. ram27bat



Well then, my work is done here. whip whip whip whip whip
Lancaster6802 Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2011
Posts: 7,255
SOAB! Iv been Hit!
DrafterX Offline
#228 Posted:
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Posts: 98,548
ya, not really surprised..... Mellow


but I wonder who T-bone sent the C O C K to.... Think Think
grrrrr609 Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2008
Posts: 9,171
Probably CAMPAGE. I hear he outta smokes and .....welllllll.......never mind the rest......
Bwahahahahahaha
Lancaster6802 Offline
#230 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
ya, not really surprised..... Mellow


but I wonder who T-bone sent the C O C K to.... Think Think

It was me. And he even included this monster Choc Thriller in the box. It said please save for my dear friend drafter weird!
I'll post up hit here in a bit! Iv got plans for where this bad boy is headed next
Lancaster6802 Offline
#231 Posted:
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Posts: 7,255
Tuck T-Boned me!

There's a foreign object in the bottom of the box, in a bag of its own that I'm afraid to touch.
I left it be, but be warned to any future targets!
The **** has changed. He's grown and matured since I last saw him. He's even grown a mustache.....
Seeing I was the origional owner, funny it made it back around already, but it's next target will be in for a treat!

Tuck send along:
Partacas 1845
AVO 85th Ann
CAO LX2
AF Rosado
Monte Blue Label
Room 101 Serie SA
Por Larranaga Havana
EPC

Thanks my friend! She will fly again soon to her new home!
Abrignac Offline
#232 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,270
Never in my wildest dreams did I think the **** would be enjoyed by so many. A promiscuous p r I c k he has been. I do hope that one day he follows his feet and finds his way home. But not yet, he has many more corners of the earth that he must travel to first. Please enjoy the c o c k. But, be gentle.
mikey1597 Offline
#233 Posted:
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I havent payed any attention to this. You guys passing a C O C K around? Sick bastids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrrr609 Offline
#234 Posted:
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^^^^^^^target?
ZRX1200 Offline
#235 Posted:
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^^^^^^ this guy......
grrrrr609 Offline
#236 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^^^^^^ this guy......






Rofl azzhat
mikey1597 Offline
#237 Posted:
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^^^^^^ this guy......
grrrrr609 Offline
#238 Posted:
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^^^^^^yea this guy
ZRX1200 Offline
#239 Posted:
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I've already had it!
mikey1597 Offline
#240 Posted:
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Grrrrrrr,,,,,,,,,,You get yours tomorrow
grrrrr609 Offline
#241 Posted:
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Posts: 9,171
mikey1597 wrote:
Grrrrrrr,,,,,,,,,,You get yours tomorrow





Ours was a trade right? Chit im losing track.
mikey1597 Offline
#242 Posted:
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Yeppers, a 5ver trade.
grrrrr609 Offline
#243 Posted:
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mikey1597 wrote:
Yeppers, a 5ver trade.



Ok good. And looking forward to it
t33bone Offline
#244 Posted:
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Posts: 27,374
mikey1597 wrote:
I havent payed any attention to this. You guys passing a C O C K around? Sick bastids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear Mikey needs some C.O.C.K.?
mikey1597 Offline
#245 Posted:
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I have one Thank-You.
t33bone Offline
#246 Posted:
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mikey1597 wrote:
I have one Thank-You.

Never hurts to have another. d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#247 Posted:
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Mellow
t33bone Offline
#248 Posted:
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
Tuck T-Boned me!

There's a foreign object in the bottom of the box, in a bag of its own that I'm afraid to touch.
I left it be, but be warned to any future targets!
The **** has changed. He's grown and matured since I last saw him. He's even grown a mustache.....
Seeing I was the origional owner, funny it made it back around already, but it's next target will be in for a treat!

Tuck send along:
Partacas 1845
AVO 85th Ann
CAO LX2
AF Rosado
Monte Blue Label
Room 101 Serie SA
Por Larranaga Havana
EPC

Thanks my friend! She will fly again soon to her new home!

Enjoy bro.
Whistlebritches Offline
#249 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Alright Lancaster get off the C O C K and pass it on........you're gonna wear it out.


Ron
mikey1597 Offline
#250 Posted:
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Posts: 14,162
Scoptt busy playin with this thing?
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