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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:26 PM EST
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her,who just happened to be from Texas, put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the Texan says,under any other circumstances I'd agree darling........But where I'm from unzipping a mans fly 3 times constitutes we're just a little bit more than aquaintances.







Ron
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#2 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:29 PM EST
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Repost.......
itsawaldo Online
#3 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:32 PM EST
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grmcooper wrote:
Repost.......

So, it's funny as heck!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:34 PM EST
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grmcooper wrote:
Repost.......



Ron just likes to tell the story since having his fly unzipped at a bus stop was the highlight of his month.
itsawaldo Online
#5 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:39 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Ron just likes to tell the story since having his fly unzipped at a bus stop was the highlight of his month.

At a bus stop it would be a skank so it would not be for me, however if it happened to me as I was getting on the express train home, it would be great!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 7:41 PM EST
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itsawaldo wrote:
At a bus stop it would be a skank so it would not be for me, however if it happened to me as I was getting on the express train home, it would be great!


Ron ain't picky.

Look at him.

How could he be?
smokestaxx Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 8:06 PM EST
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is this a subliminal post about wheel?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 8:42 PM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
is this a subliminal post about wheel?



Had this been about wheel, she would have been zipping down the collar of his hoodie.
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 11:04 AM EST
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Topped for Wheel.........................


Ron
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#10 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 11:19 AM EST
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One day Waldo arrived at work with two black eyes. When a co-worker asked what happened he went on to tell the story.

“Well, there was a woman in front of me on the train and her skirt was kinda wedged in the crack of her a$$ so I reached out and pulled it out for her. That’s when she turned around and clubbed me in the eye.”

“Ahhh, I see,” said his co-worker, “but what about the other eye?”

“Well… since she didn’t like what I did, I figgered she wanted there… so I just kinda… tucked it back in.”
itsawaldo Online
#11 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 6:22 PM EST
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Ouch!
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 6:46 PM EST
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The real question is why Ron was wearing his skirt with the zipper in the front?
Whistlebritches Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2012, 8:03 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The real question is why Ron was wearing his skirt with the zipper in the front?



Right there is why I love ya Brother.......LMMFAO




Ron
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2012, 9:50 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Right there is why I love ya Brother.......LMMFAO




Ron



Hope all is well sir.
Whistlebritches Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2012, 10:00 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Hope all is well sir.



Oh it's as good as can be expected for the time being.......and you?????


Ron
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2012, 10:02 AM EST
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Couldn't ask for more. Things are great. That just means there is a shoe ready to drop LOL
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2012, 10:52 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Couldn't ask for more. Things are great. That just means there is a shoe ready to drop LOL



Brother I know exactly what you mean...........




Ron
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