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SECRET SANTA 2012
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#901 Posted:
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That is a very nice list!

Good job Santa!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#902 Posted:
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I believe that a few more boxes should be landing today
longerash Offline
#903 Posted:
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A few? I thought there was 1 for today......
coolbreeze68 Offline
#904 Posted:
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The wife just called. Said someone blew the front of the house wide open. Pets are running loose, grand baby screaming, heats escaping, she can't find her pistol in the distruction for protection, squirrel!!!!!

When did Elk move to MA???

More details when I get home tonight. Hope she has the house cleaned up....
jpellegrin Offline
#905 Posted:
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I love the handle 'coolbreeze' reminds me of something naughty!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#906 Posted:
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
The wife just called. Said someone blew the front of the house wide open. Pets are running loose, grand baby screaming, heats escaping, she can't find her pistol in the distruction for protection, squirrel!!!!!

When did Elk move to MA???

More details when I get home tonight. Hope she has the house cleaned up....



Now thats funny!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#907 Posted:
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longerash wrote:
A few? I thought there was 1 for today......


There were two that were supposed to land today....one was projected to land today but landed yesterday (since when are they ever ahead of schedule?), and the other one was coolbreeze
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#908 Posted:
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Just received word that another package is in the air!

That makes three packages (well....three targets...multiple packages) that are en route!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#909 Posted:
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We are now down to 6 people left to send their packages out....Applause Applause Applause
kombat96 Offline
#910 Posted:
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Woop woop
coolbreeze68 Offline
#911 Posted:
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Well, I managed to get thru all the rubble to find the wife coward in a corner shielding the baby. At least that's what she said, sorta looked like napping to me..

Got this big azz box open to find a clue and a butt load of individually wrapped presents from Santa.....Lisa's started hovering over one with her name on it with this wild look in her eyes...

So, the question is....do I open presents now, or wait until Christmas like I make the kids?????

Maybe Mr. "Sox" Santa can make an appearance and let me know what to do..........

I'll be out this evening until about 9ish, but will check in to see if he shows up with any advice....Thank you sir!!!! I'm already humbled and the excitement is killing me!!!
crgcpro Offline
#912 Posted:
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Open them! Open them! I had so many that Mathen had to help me open them all after he delivered them.
coolbreeze68 Offline
#913 Posted:
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Dayum!!!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#914 Posted:
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Oh crap!!!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#915 Posted:
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Are you kidding me!!!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#916 Posted:
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My wife has a crush on my Santa!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#917 Posted:
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Sheesh!!!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#918 Posted:
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The note says trying to blow my "SOX" off....

and apparently a few toes.


I'll get past the shock and start typing up the list.........dayum, I need a drink.

Thank you Santa my brother............mighty damn fine.
jnichols Offline
#919 Posted:
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Hehe
coolbreeze68 Offline
#920 Posted:
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Here goes......I'll try and get a pic up later.

The stuff:
Box of 50 CI matches....love these.
Cigar Minder for the golf course....might even work on the motorcycle.
Xikar ashtray can for the truck...you have no idea how many times I've almost bought one and Lisa has said "Christmas is coming"
Gift card for the Harley shop....this is what made her eyes glaze over and go put on something leather.

The booze:
Bottle of Jack Single Barrel....couldn't wait till Christmas, having a couple fingers worth.
Bottle of Villa Antinori wine.....she disappeared with that already.

The cigars in the baggie:
5V AAA x 2
MF LB 1922
Partagas 1876
MoW
MoW Ruination
LA Corojo
Torano Ex 1959
Mi Barrio

My hands cramping......

The cigars inside the suitcase (40 ct herfadore)...sheesh.
Kristoff Maddie
Illus 88
Padron 85 yr.....hamma time!!!
Padron 26 yr
DC Maximus No 2
DC Julius Caeser
Perdomo Habano maddie
Cain
Obsidian
AF Gran Reserva
AF 858
AF Anejo 50 x4....love me some Anejo
LP Undercrown x2
El Triunfador x2
Tat Brown Label x3....could be my perfect cigar.
Tat Cojonu 2003 x2
Tat Cojonu 2006

I can't feel my legs.....or convey a proper Thank you on this post.....you sir, are da man!!!!!! Lisa and I sending back much love from Texas...We WILL find out who you are eventually.

ZRX1200 Offline
#921 Posted:
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Dayum!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#922 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Dayum!


You shouldn't be shocked....you were just as bad last year..

I hope your Santa knocks yer d*ck in the dirt.
coolbreeze68 Offline
#923 Posted:
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That blows.....I tried to put SOX in the search and it must be at least 4 characters long.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess it was BJ just to be safe and get him outta the way.
jnichols Offline
#924 Posted:
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Poor B. J. Gets blamed for everything!
delta1 Offline
#925 Posted:
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Santa don't play...
ZRX1200 Offline
#926 Posted:
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Rick someone had the white sox in their avatar yesterday now I can't find it.......ptobably BJ.



And it looks like you had it easy last year!
Philly Jack Offline
#927 Posted:
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Wow looks like we got our selves another big hitting Santa nice haul.
crgcpro Offline
#928 Posted:
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What a Hit! Great job Secret Santa!
BDS12 Offline
#929 Posted:
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Thats 1 heck of a hit,Applause Applause had to be BJ
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#930 Posted:
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
That blows.....I tried to put SOX in the search and it must be at least 4 characters long.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess it was BJ just to be safe and get him outta the way.



I can say that it is NOT BJ (this time).......But I DO KNOW WHO IT IS!


AND I AIN'T TELLING YOU ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#931 Posted:
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
My wife has a crush on my Santa!




Blushing Blushing Blushing
coolbreeze68 Offline
#932 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Rick someone had the white sox in their avatar yesterday now I can't find it.......ptobably BJ.



And it looks like you had it easy last year!


Dayum, I do remember that...... bassards always changin things up, moving my cheese.

Just a matter of time.
BDS12 Offline
#933 Posted:
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^^^
MTappert Offline
#934 Posted:
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chazbo wrote:
^my gues is MTappert, MikieApplause
Thanks again bro!
Chazbo



twas me! I might have laid it on a little too thick with the hints. That Vashon Island Roasters is good chit.

Enjoy! Herfing
05busa Offline
#935 Posted:
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What da
ZRX1200 Offline
#936 Posted:
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No santa for Busa.


Sorry I tried buying some aged Puros Indios from Ram and he wouldn't budge. Maybe I shouldn't have told him they were for you?
Philly Jack Offline
#937 Posted:
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Thrilla Gorilla wrote:
+

OK, here is the list of Participants so far:

1: Blueboy....HIT
2: Kombat
3: Longer Ash
4: M Tappert....HIT
5: Sting Ray....HIT
6: CoolBreeze....HIT
7: Willy V
8: Chazbo....HIT
9: ZRX
10: Akfireguy
11: TZ
12: nnightmar
13: Phily Jack....HIT
14: Crgcpro....HIT
15: juyceman....HIT
16: Delta1
17: Polyboy30
18: Mystery Player (Mr. E)....PACKAGE TO THE TROOPS.....HIT
19: Jnichols
20: Tiger....HIT
21: Paul Blart AKA Busa
22: BDS12....HIT
23: Desolbones
24: Dalek....HIT
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Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#938 Posted:
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^

Looks like I need to update that list!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#939 Posted:
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If I recall correctly, there is 1 (welll multiple packages...one target) that will be hit today....one that will be hit on Monday.......and just got confirmation that 2 more packages took flight today!

Now to round up that last few Azzhats and close this holiday season ram27bat
ZRX1200 Offline
#940 Posted:
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Ok ok.......message received.
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#941 Posted:
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Just got word that another package will fly in the morning!

We are getting closer to finishing this up!
05busa Offline
#942 Posted:
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I see dalek is on the list........he been hiding from his bombs on OpNBC? He still playing
coolbreeze68 Offline
#943 Posted:
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Ok, i'm sitting here spinning the globe, scratching my.....er, head, getting ready to cut an Anejo.........

Is BDS12 the one that blew up my house?

Seem to remember him getting drunk at a Pat's game.....pretty close on the location.?!/?
ZRX1200 Offline
#944 Posted:
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Poor Rick drowned in Fuentes again........
coolbreeze68 Offline
#945 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Poor Rick drowned in Fuentes again........


Santa was vewy vewy good to me...

I think I heard Lisa whisper the jolly old man's name in her sleep last night........hehe
delta1 Offline
#946 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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Mercy Nurse!!! The lyrical limericky St. Nick dashed in and was gone in a flash. He magically dropped an overstuffed box of goodies through the narrow chimney of my fireplace, without doing any physical damage to the hearth. Amazing defiance of the laws of physics. Upon opening the box, I was greeted by a personal letter from Santa. He said some very nice things and wrote a witty poem...Mr. Kringle is a multi-talented and generous spirit. The contents of the box left me speechless. My stunned wife commented that this gift will get her off the hook for this Christmas and the next few... and wondered what I did to deserve such a bounty. She is now suspicious of my absences recently while dumpster diving, and is in my closet examining my clothes for evidence of a dalliance.

The box contained a slick Xikar gunmetal V cutter, a Fuente ballcap, a shiny stainless Stinky single finger ashtray, a decorative bronze hammered four finger ash urn, and a skull shaped bottle of KAH Anejo Tequila (that's one I've been wanting to try). These items will be used and enjoyed while I smoke the cigars.

Box of Fuente Family Variety Sampler, containing:
2 Hemi Signature
2 Don Carlos robbies
2 Montesino robbies
2 Chateau Fuente nats
2 Chateau Fuente sungrown
I haven't tried the Montesinos before, and have enjoyed smoking the others, and can't wait to revisit them.

Box of 601 La Bomba Nuclear, one of my favorite cigars. The box contains 10 cigars, enough to blow up a small nation.

The capper is a fiver of another of my favorites, the Diamond Crown Maximus #3 Pyramid. I am already marking the next 5 special occasions on the calendar for this truly great cigar.

The coup de grace: a special H. Upmann gift box, with one Mag 46 and one Mag 50. Fantastico!!!


I recently observed my one year anniversary as a member of this community, and consider this a tremendous anniversary gift as well as a Secret Santa bomb. This is truly a remarkable place. Here are the last three lines of the poem penned by the pot-bellied purveyor of packages.

"I quickly disappeared before you could spy.
I can't let you see me I have to be quick.
You don't know my name 'cause I'm your secret St. Nick."


Well done, Sir!!!
delta1 Offline
#947 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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I will need some help posting a pic. Can one of you fine gentlemen/ladies post instructions on how to do that? This geezer, who barely knows how to work a pointer/shooter picture taker without a finger on the hole tried the "search" with no success.
grrrrr609 Offline
#948 Posted:
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Delta.....pms
delta1 Offline
#949 Posted:
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Thank you, Bro.
ZRX1200 Offline
#950 Posted:
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Delta got his ass kicked! BRAVO Santa!!!
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