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A bowling alley in Clearwater, FL is doing a record business:
surfish1961 Offline
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Want to knock his teeth out?

A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy.

The alley also reported a record number of 300 games, since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames.

This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league.
barack bowl.jpg
jackconrad Offline
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Ha ha !
Whistlebritches Offline
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I wish I lived closer.....I've wanted to knock his fuqqing teeth out for a while now.


Ron
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My buddy had a picture of Barbara Bush's face painted on the bottom of the toilet tank (he was an ARTEEST. I never shat there, it was disturbing enough to pee on her.
bloody spaniard Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
My buddy had a picture of Barbara Bush's face painted on the bottom of the toilet tank (he was an ARTEEST. I never shat there, it was disturbing enough to pee on her.


Yeah, I heard the Samuel L. Jackson didn't sell well. You never knew where Samuel ended and the shiite began.
victor809 Offline
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/bowling.asp


Come on guys... it even looks photoshopped.
Whistlebritches Offline
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victor809 wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/bowling.asp


Come on guys... it even looks photoshopped.


I don't really care..........and for the life of me don't know why you would.Unless your nitely dreams are of sharing soap and bumping kocks in the shower with Obumma.


Ron
surfish1961 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/bowling.asp


Come on guys... it even looks photoshopped.

Dude, I don't f'ing care. It was meant to be funny and it is. Just as funny as the libs having a whack-a-monkey game with Bush II.
surfish1961 Offline
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AND NINE BTW!!!!!!!!!
victor809 Offline
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surfish1961 wrote:
Dude, I don't f'ing care. It was meant to be funny and it is. Just as funny as the libs having a whack-a-monkey game with Bush II.


Agree about it being fun and games (and yes, same as any bush whak-a-mole)...

Just bothers me that this email chain/whatever gets sent around with the idea that it actually exists. It's perfectly amusing, and would remain so if it was simply "Hey, new idea for bowling lanes!"

Ah well... perhaps I'm the only one that this stuff bothers. I don't understand why people insist on embellishing the truth. And why other people seem so willing to accept the embellishment.
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victor809 wrote:
Agree about it being fun and games (and yes, same as any bush whak-a-mole)...

Just bothers me that this email chain/whatever gets sent around with the idea that it actually exists. It's perfectly amusing, and would remain so if it was simply "Hey, new idea for bowling lanes!"

Ah well... perhaps I'm the only one that this stuff bothers. I don't understand why people insist on embellishing the truth. And why other people seem so willing to accept the embellishment.







EAT MOR CHIKIN!
surfish1961 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Agree about it being fun and games (and yes, same as any bush whak-a-mole)...

Just bothers me that this email chain/whatever gets sent around with the idea that it actually exists. It's perfectly amusing, and would remain so if it was simply "Hey, new idea for bowling lanes!"

Ah well... perhaps I'm the only one that this stuff bothers. I don't understand why people insist on embellishing the truth. And why other people seem so willing to accept the embellishment.

If'n you read the body of the post you would ascertain that indeed it was / is a joke. Record number of 300 games? Senior league average at 237? Sorry victor, maybe you're not a bowler.
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Victor is secretly the Gay-homo/Obama Batman out looking for or fabricating injustice and stuff... he can't help it... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
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surfish1961 wrote:
If'n you read the body of the post you would ascertain that indeed it was / is a joke. Record number of 300 games? Senior league average at 237? Sorry victor, maybe you're not a bowler.



Say...that reminds me...avatar change in 3...2...





SHUDDAP DONNIE!
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^ I knew Lebowski would show up sooner or later.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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BuckyB93 wrote:
^ I knew Lebowski would show up sooner or later.



I DON'T ROLL ON THE SHABBOS THOUGH!Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
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surfish1961 wrote:
If'n you read the body of the post you would ascertain that indeed it was / is a joke. Record number of 300 games? Senior league average at 237? Sorry victor, maybe you're not a bowler.


no... never bowled. seems too dangerous.
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I DON'T ROLL ON THE SHABBOS THOUGH!Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan


Will you come off it, DMV? You're not even f uc king Jewish, man


victor809 wrote:
no... never bowled. seems too dangerous.


"Obviously you're not a golfer."
DrMaddVibe Offline
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Will you come off it, DMV? You're not even f uc king Jewish, man



Aaawe man....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERb9ko-bzI


whip
BuckyB93 Offline
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And one for the kids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc
DrMaddVibe Offline
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BuckyB93 wrote:
And one for the kids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc



Awwwwe, not the rug man!whip
BuckyB93 Offline
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I just want to understand this sir, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
surfish1961 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
no... never bowled. seems too dangerous.

You never seen me play golf.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I just want to understand this sir, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?



You're beginning to see WHY Mittens wants to kill Big Bird now!
victor809 Offline
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surfish1961 wrote:
You never seen me play golf.


Yeah... too much runnning for me in golf.
bloody spaniard Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah... too much runnning for me in golf.


I think you're thinking of putt putt. Golf has carts you drive unless you're poor. Ooops... sorry.
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I think you're thinking of putt putt. Golf has carts you drive unless you're poor. Ooops... sorry.



HEY!


Some of the courses I've played one there are no carts and you HAVE to use a caddy!
bloody spaniard Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
HEY!
Some of the courses I've played one there are no carts and you HAVE to use a caddy!


Here here, my good man! I'll drink to that. You are correct.
Perhaps Victor's not cut out for caddying.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Here here, my good man! I'll drink to that. You are correct.
Perhaps Victor's not cut out for caddying.



"The world needs ditch diggers Danny!"
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
"The world needs ditch diggers Danny!"

It's time for the old Billy Baroo!
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